
Characters aren’t chosen——they walk in on their own. 16Please respect copyright.PENANAm0YpIgRjkM
From the moment their eyes met, reunion was inevitable.16Please respect copyright.PENANAEUaTDmn3Gs
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The audition meeting was supposed to be calm.
The director arrived an hour early.16Please respect copyright.PENANA1GGYReENdS
The art lead came in carrying a box of prototype bunny ears.16Please respect copyright.PENANAWBOtL7m8QG
The screenwriter sat in the corner, half-dead, gnawing on an energy bar.
The manager had already arranged the candidates into four Excel tiers and reminded everyone:
“Today’s focus is on the character’s aura——not their looks.”
Then the door swung open.
The boss walked in wearing sunglasses, dragging behind a suitcase clearly packed for CP emergencies—romantic pairings he was way too obsessed with.
“I’m here to supervise. Personally.”
He sounded like he was about to launch a military operation.
“…You sure you’re not just here to emotionally manipulate us?”16Please respect copyright.PENANAlqrG9JdJjv
The director muttered under his breath.
The boss took off his sunglasses. His eyes were glistening.
“I just want to see the moment they reunite.”
No one responded.
The screenwriter quietly put away the energy bar and opened his laptop.
“If this fails, I’ll open a death route. Everyone. Dies.”
“No no no! I’ll behave. I promise.” The boss panicked.
The manager glanced at the time. “First actor’s here.”
Silence for two seconds.
The director straightened.16Please respect copyright.PENANAd8xYHtGjTy
The art lead pushed up her glasses.16Please respect copyright.PENANAhS8qfTQcQV
The screenwriter opened a new document:
“How Do You Act Like You’ve Met Before?”
The boss was already seated in the front row, solemn as a high priest.
Auditions——begin.
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The first bunny-role actor walked in wearing a fuzzy hat she brought herself.16Please respect copyright.PENANARoS55DQSGP
She took her mark, then suddenly threw both hands into the air——
“You can’t do this to me!”
Three seconds of awkward silence followed.
The director flipped a page in the audition script.16Please respect copyright.PENANAaqPKOVjNCt
“We’re doing a scene from episode two today. The reunion in the back hills.”
“And uh… which scene were you performing, exactly?”
“Oh… sorry. Got too into it.”
The boss frowned.
The second bunny came from a dance background——16Please respect copyright.PENANAWSLztTtdQY
She turned her head with such extreme flexibility it looked like her neck had no bones.
“I think…” the art lead muttered, sketching as she observed,16Please respect copyright.PENANAnN0yHCuS3Z
“…this bunny might be a little too flexible.”
The third walked in with a cool, distant expression16Please respect copyright.PENANA7u0DeFg8FC
She turned, nodded, and delivered her line:
“…You’re back.”
The director nodded.16Please respect copyright.PENANAYPZ5N8Prrz
“Not bad. Feels grounded.”
The boss shot up from their seat.16Please respect copyright.PENANAyTBDxLYJZR
“Wrong! No chemistry! How can she be this calm right now?!”
The screenwriter tried to explain.16Please respect copyright.PENANAYjC3BUm9Dt
“It’s not calm——it’s emotional suppression. She’s holding it in.”
“That’s suppression?! I just feel like I can’t ship them!”
“…Okay, fine. I give up on character arcs.”
He shut his laptop. The director patted his shoulder in sympathy.
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“Next one. Trying for the bunny role.”
The manager announced. No one responded.
She was the seventh of the day. Everyone’s eyes were starting to glaze over.
The girl stepped in, standard audition outfit on, hair loosely tied.
She lowered herself and lightly brushed her fingers across the synthetic grass mat.
No lines.
Then, she looked up——16Please respect copyright.PENANAEj5qLbkIsz
gaze drifting gently into the distance.
“…You’re back?”
The words were soft.16Please respect copyright.PENANAt1TjB8T3K3
But in that moment, the entire room fell silent.
Only breathing remained.
The director slowly sat up.16Please respect copyright.PENANAsQUW3SAsXF
The art lead’s pen froze in mid-air.16Please respect copyright.PENANA6ijCzplWz4
The screenwriter hit the save key without realizing it.
The boss, eyes wide——
“That’s it. I ship them.”
The director cleared his throat.
“…Alright. She stays.”
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“Next, we’re testing for Xi-Yu. With the bunny.”
The manager spoke.
Several candidates took turns stepping in.
The first had a solar-system-level smile,16Please respect copyright.PENANAW1KJMDhLcR
but once she hit her mark, she delivered her lines like she was reciting from flashcards.
The second walked like she was on a runway.
The third actor turned to look at the bunny ——16Please respect copyright.PENANAcggwg59AuY
and froze.
Not because it was quiet.16Please respect copyright.PENANAQQnzro8OTw
Everyone was waiting.
But the bunny was still crouching, head slightly raised.
Xi-Yu stood there, body leaning in just a little.16Please respect copyright.PENANAOgjhQxFCN3
They simply looked at each other.
The director didn’t call cut.16Please respect copyright.PENANAtlrA4MqkJq
The screenwriter didn’t type.16Please respect copyright.PENANAB0rtPnL1B6
The art lead didn’t sketch.
The manager slowly lifted their hand off the earpiece.
The boss’s eyes shimmered, and a smile crept across their face before they could stop it.
The director finally spoke.16Please respect copyright.PENANA0KGeVmdYFF
“…Okay. It’s them.”
No one objected.
“I can write them.”
“I want to draw them.”
“Honestly, it’s almost illegal putting them together.”
The boss said nothing—16Please respect copyright.PENANALhRFFgQRBR
just stamped their CP notebook like a maniac.
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The audition finally ended.16Please respect copyright.PENANA6IryX1JKSF
Everyone exhaled at once.
They were here.16Please respect copyright.PENANAyu63SWvzkv
For real.