500年後……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyUHBQVWtG
唐朝。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvo36clyHm
長安城。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44qX3SiaZD
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX5nfacjAS
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s2YAJlvkC
路人：袈裟賣多少？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhAylJvX6b
觀音：一萬兩。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WrcOfV2VC
路人：拐杖賣多少？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxCVty3CMx
觀音：一萬兩。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyALVzacWKz
路人：太貴。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8KU4wOVlF
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2ElfSkXG9
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ881lvRhlq8
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLhnN2h3o5
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD22n0a3YOS
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrptuSqKguc
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbkJjKzpZG
觀音：移動性好呀。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn6GAfR5Nh
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SW78gnw1f
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9IeHb8qsu
唐王：我買夜明珠。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgnNNj1RJe
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaYrEIIEf7
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3EiRHXhgt
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnW058epDH
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9bYlCbxwc
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPD2HnbweD
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSLz6hOGhj
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOickQ1ZzW6
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMMKD5ZM9Q
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ISi214O6C
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPP7q1b2pk
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXCftS4o0E
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ161qSt6w05
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZz2M8DjXe
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAK6hqu557
觀音：講經？講什麽經？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe6b4eBGhV
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmx3AQuPMP
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2kjZrAag4
寺內，人山人海。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzf8WCNPqr
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXad4X6GQj
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sum8zmWnA
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwoiOIkglZ
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5qCYakmUe
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTanOh5gdfS
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyqscUjmwx
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgILsYtXgJZ
眾人：啊！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB3jTTFkEW
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgv4GzXe9f
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2byXv7HUR
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQQt61HP1k
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0Dwow9yTj
觀音一腳踢飛某人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtPqZRbu2p
觀音：流氓！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgvIaGy4nB
唐王：來人，打30大板！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4QL1CkgU1
某人被官差現場爆打。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMkMZ9s9se
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hUheBO0Uo
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNwDKbNqaK
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjQtZn2eAn
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xpup1BYXL
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAVz7bAi79
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QHsifuCyk
唐王：在西天的天竺國？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1w8zN4g7B
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOmtmo8oVe
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBsZKFVeF1
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOszlLsCX8G
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwK6UUa6W3
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnuGb7kxrr
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwyWlqg1wY
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYamC3GxBuL
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Nqn81ojjX
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIwP7ekO9f
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCNODG4vUK
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFAIhvnPoH
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeIwnJV4mX
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H4C3KMdeb
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBoDbEsoyM
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj2meV0spY
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzUfgl66El
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMWeQcwU30
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopqpnAV35W
觀音：上路西去吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1evMz4lGvW
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV4WUjnQwj
觀音：你怕老鼠？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9Ypvqv7Wr
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajUludwg6w
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5dObGdYxR
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWseYMDz81P
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmXLFuz7O2
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwD1cQuykq
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDK24keQbb
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQF0yRXyI7
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPueach7zSN
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YJ2vUgCpo
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ215vHglyoh
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