師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT4H0ABYYr
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0uY3lLTdt
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI7n2VPRhz
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsO5Y3DPet
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC1RJ2jsov
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5JZkYvfDj
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvgGJtAn15
唐僧：不定期舉行。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRtVRcily3
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9JCrSVYqm
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxorcdpWPtZ
殿內，有一個和尚。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRzXRONPeS
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7elohQKyB
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIBpRIyk4H
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzmMvFU71w
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymY2oDTzzI
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ365liOttBP
和尚：拜吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bQfcvliuy
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6CFTqNhEj
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV6txxirDK
悟空：這塑像是金子的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEHABhOoTB
唐僧：是啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6jdoIxxJk
悟空上下左右看著塑像。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBQOXG9K7u
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOgPXtoofq
唐僧：我也發現了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeXAzmCFDl
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJg0sy9jTo0
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1fOtBr70I
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB53NaCOILp
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChQsPnbrcf
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B3TMPJQKb
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNq3ZgZnWw
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdqDpmJqHV
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8Ol3TUOrW
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVg2N7SOtw
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVVlwx6ELe
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAUdmWIdVm
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySePWkigeq
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tn5RVK8xT
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFmX0qd5Z2
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4ejBEK2g0
眾僧：胖很多。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLOXTmw9pM
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO35QkTnwLn
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp12Zx9dKV
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh9FpS1uwJ
悟空：收工。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOUxwdd24m
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzY7fSA3tU
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCOwfy2BMK
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l3DHgjjJl
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DHeE3Es4O
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQiGu7eaMP
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YFRgAaSs9
院主：給你當工錢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT9lBb7ui6
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikub1ZkKhr
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwpCku21TW
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMQXjBTyYK
晚飯進行中。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwRs9a7u6j
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0MtwXl9BQ
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxQPFOXl3W
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5JNk51dzl
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hibcVS8rd
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibi27Eo9yw
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlkwKQxvsZ
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnMwdOoao7
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbOR7wDDox
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkojDE9so7
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiT7TYJ8sq
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMkNAV49lM
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY6F5nHa29
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LJb99D2dy
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadYLaqYZzT
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2HGn8gaJI
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbE21K6cga
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I482X7W7g
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YqtzMAcSS
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8y5ueEWc5
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlacLGn5Fb9
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uD9W5fZs5
悟空：師父，沒發現。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d1YRdNE8q
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvkRDwe1NM
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk44mVaNAuA
院主：我聞到香水味兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6DdbpD2qU
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ppLMdVIlj
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN5Zj8QylG
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MbqN4QXUD
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsHOlsKMQr
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu94KeVa5o
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDnzR8GWcU
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhugm1hC0Qu
悟空：了解。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EOYPWta78
院主：明天你們就西去？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIVR1MrBFl
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz4BHU6Dn3
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjtgyeQgtr
唐僧：院主的意思是……？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW8oWpYcAw
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMZnc7HHky
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDaOoAmuiE
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpJIpREzYC
唐僧：好吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx91xC80to
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YyhfbK2hn
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oUS1KgO6O
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR1hEsTcqN
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESWoOhqGt5
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcGIm9u3LI
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNopimbmtzj
近離才看清事物的視力。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBd2wlcZnL
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA8Ftrblfw
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDRQYlpWn3
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZRrSlDuC4
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4HMmdX3fi
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9RVcAb8h7
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMHqF5bm7j
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXahPhumpVO
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHJiJH6OR3
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqP6RAdz9S
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo489M3WRFU
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsMCFxDVl1
唐僧：停！噪音太大。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9gufE3Dt9
悟空：我打慢一點。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYXWQv3wxJ
開始慢動作打蚊子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopelGTkFTt
唐僧：沒風了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs39oriS524
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBuz4DFEtH
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMAa1o8oxB
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvm1haNBbS
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOiZaQtxpD
悟空：天上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQCBQerAyu
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoM1ySHNtL
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C8ZBuiphQ
南天門外，有數名天將把守。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaSqUJrmEo
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AlEfeAKrJ
悟空：我……你們不認識？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaV64pVeYW
天將：不認識！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrZ1dWpq4y
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSxv2qzZl
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkEn2ww6wD
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWIMDso8Jd
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASgTW6Ouk3
悟空：消息準確？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQxcQPzBOC
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2MOE2yiCc
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEhcPyxXPE
悟空：天王。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHyqMmYcVo
天王：大聖，有什麽事？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX9DnSB33z
悟空：你認識我？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZvcrz2CpL
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7pxz80Ms9
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDsOGDyiyP
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTa5MI0xPD
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi69HE6lnu
天王：我還用呢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6wirXjIhq
悟空：我只借一晚上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1zpVp8xFx
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Scp1hOPS
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrsqNO26sW
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0HmBbNRkw
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4IwM4pTrN
天王：為什麽借給他？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ZJ4qMzEM
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIxUvYzI67
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaSGLpFTTY
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWq6sIo5zz
天王：借你可以。但要收費。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTm2TOWXAG
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNfwJ6bjbR
天王：我租借。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0sJIqO1wn
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGiId3EsCr
天王：是。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKK7QCSxz0
悟空：開價。我趕時間。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix2BLNksdJ
天王：一晚100兩。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VwK57uM6l
悟空：天將也是這個價？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ6lMsa05O
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V6msa52Kd
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SZTlihNYb
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvfXqlYsfp
悟空：好高的過夜費。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmuLFK7Mb2
天王：是租借費。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UfQ9zcyCr
悟空：成交。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdRpMvV7WO
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWTY8Xj0IF
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEz9yeE3v9
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U8CW17iN8
第二天。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYdcFBMnpz
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24ZvBeA5fN
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTkFAHnZq8
唐僧：這怎麽回事？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4NYpiRW7K
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejTZhcQVr8
出現幾個和尚。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKBQi3aSfp
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw1o4CRumW
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrODYGh2N20
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe4dbEODNS
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp8sM5Lwhn
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJGGvmUR37
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVZqYHn9xQ
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7ZZ9TYdDY
一個和尚跑來：95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zku83Z9Vk
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjLu3jOXxU
眾人來到老院主的屋子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqXQ7eEUTk
眾和尚：師祖！55555……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT24paFdkdW
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhc1WZlC2i
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIajCsBnPDD
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4CDsCjgu0
眾和尚：我們找證據。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TyzWzIxYN
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfOYNPPw1Q
和尚：證據找到！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3uoU9Q9wY
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JDdsA6dwn
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXLN50VJaN
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD9KEWuyPF
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa3MAKnw0Y
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OZ9yrW59z
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOGoiIzUv5
眾人屋內開找袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGypc3TFKSg
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVDwt51Kyi
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8p4LJYgdC
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbiF60AKC3
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi0IL4ULTP
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm0YrrCDrW
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv5QyyZ8oq
唐僧：在。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TEyInKlA9
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpa31eMrWK
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHrGHSEp2s
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP290hpU3MU
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWlE9ppCq3
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxXU3c6mPx
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmKw8FFu6K
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gyT9tMQoC
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oGIHZ3MPT
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptDikIf0uy
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y58abbUmw
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfrKhdzNtf
黑熊怪不停的打哈。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEghRwfukg
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV901peIZt
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUIJyGk7TP
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZIiiOoB1l
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75S03iNlkX
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRIpSUFbOv
悟空：還我袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxARVLNZ1M
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzp67AaA18
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO4EoCOFBX
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkOQCGVhld
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrIGExHBQ2
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXUhYUlFb2
黑熊怪：我能披上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnz8OWcfQ2
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7rSYPMHZs
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKetOW9GCz
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL1sFg9iPX
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARdI1OFqmx
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqZtTXNDNN
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06ltsricbU
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzosUpgLD9X
眾小妖：沒聽說過。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseRR5Twss9
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhwxqXZfkG
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL1dmTYFep
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2iochWi8O
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2lMS0tadd
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pRGXHUIk2
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqtDYKfqwJ
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeQWh3FzXR
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBMwgXveNC
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJpL3YfzOL
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3YygbPTGO
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSohPHW8Ti7
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRkyin0cCT
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EKwYNgUBe
孫悟空返回觀音院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ40dtoNQA
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnUQKIyvNr
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDm0wjAV6l
唐僧：你沒拿回來？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06tdkGADkR
悟空：妖怪不給我。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsvpYeFasf
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmND0njkiDw
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS7bZueBuj
唐僧：我們也吃飯。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5LE9ZIS1D
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpmOewlky9
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oSIPIo69R
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnSZFllgv1
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zw6DDQNML
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaoA9gtGtW
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k62pkztSs
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvvFO8o7yV
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyb5dQwhwE
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGkahqyMmU
悟空：還我袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEFFXgsQeI
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4HkLKauJi
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30us0coQzT
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeYaM5cAkt
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCNvhdad5x
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMn8V26esP
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLE6yJu0rL
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5XL8PAjG7
孫悟空又返回觀音院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIRbz2bNGC
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Srf35r9g7
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3p8txcznX
唐僧：額。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG7aggJOTP
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydlQaRWs3M
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALkCiF4VJK
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbWBnVZ84j
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ38P2h0Hb
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYntU5XMRt
孫悟空又返回觀音院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf7t08u2Oz
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbo7alhSYq
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLdoByHHyt
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rvwrdigdj
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DoStjKD6T
嗖——！觀音出現。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwS4VDMddO
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ1meFUl5v
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTGfOreqvJ
觀音：我路過聽到。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dtyyFuh2e
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJhTAoHxiF
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx99XQtLwbM
黑風山。黑風洞。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZjt3fwMJ6
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX86STKf9d
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3an1twMUR
小妖：誰啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkZvkcbmiU
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUbWzPzbHL
小妖向洞內報告。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRzePWJFDG
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXnPrMuXMk
黑熊怪：快請！快請！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BQZkhT30B
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ovGbcnBVf
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsbELnjjRR
黑熊怪：是滴。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8c8gCG9Yo
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8de4jdBZW
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVmeG4WicG
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdH7czpEdv
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5swCrX2MR
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGAIqd3JHy
黑熊怪：我吃！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg7mgIBkRA
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSDEWY9FlG
仙丹是孫悟空所變。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq0pDmocOr
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFUTfdZibG
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkc2S2ImvI
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SlY5UvlTD
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7OT7kVnbx
靈虛仙子變回觀音。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJmDnJoDzH
觀音：交不交？快點。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SVjBwYOUi
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUskpdT0vA
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YYN3sdzzE
黑熊怪交出袈裟。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUz5lxJYWS
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPzuSLPH4i
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyC7kg2Xcb
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB8rfv5Wok
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4pTtKmHOT
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1RZXRfYzA
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkKqhAi4rT
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnIvvySQBz
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7z3cLIhJc
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDCVb7gFaD
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGQ7GpLTBk
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