师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgCfbbgMRG
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaN1znsHwT
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8DBAZbiol
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwTXz6ouXN
悟空：是。师父。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6OYoUtuOV
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInVCAkqNit
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkHWGHcLxS
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTBpiRSKk0
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPbLRkPhfY
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGgPZ4v2cN
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD7N8AB3Pb
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXkxMxP42d
家丁：你会降妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o0Q1WH8HJ
悟空：是滴。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwxRWfvMNP
家丁：有没有降妖证？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHQTVjBs0Q
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraLPtPy0gw
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAto8lzU2rU
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9CqkKQ5ki
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyKk8RoSfA
悟空：我有证人。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFuyOW5myz
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDWUcRfpqD
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRWNoDEhLN
家丁：他真的能降妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO16NwGy6R
唐僧：能，我是证人。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oHiwXc9s7
悟空：目击证人。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK5YM1c7TN
唐僧：我是目击证人。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCICh3tsf65
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILjEyr2JFc
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagQ4CWSbnc
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOePL3JwiP
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmySSXia86
家丁：哦。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TUR9nDg2F
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p9g3WMGmf
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBGjlBRPB4
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N6Yl8aIOv
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuNBFA7LS7
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YBGc8Hkuo
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFbafmLNVY
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNKBmugLCq
高太公：2位是降妖的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RWQ6B2n0B
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsP6aKoPTA
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoQovS37Sa
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4YTTDaQM1
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp4ljXsbhm
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdprBVqM8Uj
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zsJweYIQv
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTQPL1D1rZ
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI98OdZDNT
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZb02JQ15L
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiLb725DTQ
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7DuFyjglN
悟空：牛妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlqRb77lt8
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RNa9t2rHr
悟空：猪妖？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy20Le6ESP
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDl03kjKxu
悟空：不喝汤？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdSaXd996V
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTkySqvbia
悟空：配什么菜？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkSVTxih5j
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBARXwfAcd2
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbVYulvjlJ
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWOuzN1Dg9
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL31PJfyN26
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6sx1Diap1
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbje2EfIiRa
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTOPrnbFLY
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X38OLZRH9
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGVYjuMeJ1
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2CflMHQE1
悟空：猪啊！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVWYLih9Mn
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ096YM8P9A
妖怪也呕吐不止。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl4Sxx8ZcF
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOq9Mlvsj6
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1V6BfPc65
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8Wx82NNs
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk7DMaZDlX
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoCb8W9RDI
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaBwmThPQI
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPm5lv7YcP
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DWXhQnyTd
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4OAxS5Czf
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0fuQSnzNT
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EiIXOE7bh
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi0RrgAyZt
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoudMDWKyAg
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtn0yfIYv9
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalFGZkbb2p
悟空：我就是！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxNnW46VRR
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YiiNsXFaO
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gZ3MINSVU
妖怪：我闪！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUqfnUE19J
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu4D2TUoh6
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gt9UgEMMa
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpAkiVGfaG
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod0mtAueBk
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlph12d5Hm8
悟空：出来！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKU6r5VPM8
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABeEnwmCOQ
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJppMM7xpGy
悟空：我以为你睡了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4LzqVBY4C
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtV0WJtMdq
悟空：时间太长。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUAfdfruwJ
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8Tig2zlHs
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWLeyIGrLl
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c5Vty7bK7
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt3tIMewLU
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2FZdVlCB6
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3MDKIl50Y
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws745KXANR
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRjJIqzcz3
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmixTOPT14
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPdNl9Dcgz
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiI37Q6765
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ahu1FolOS
猪妖：真的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8s6m3EpDj
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IFGtF2VUj
猪妖：吃我一钯！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtg48EFRji
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pElusSnGh
猪妖：打空了？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmUkIBCSUL
悟空：没。是你没打动。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5WBgzXDsz
猪妖：你的头好硬！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKavOm1bi6
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaNHp1rX5P
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpjkBRCAa0
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VQMm93nrV
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODX6nmfSGe
悟空：欢迎光临。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmP0CKn8K1
猪妖：我要睡了。88！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnswyqtE9L
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdxQTrrJSj
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HyK17EjeH
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OzOFGc0iQ
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWprehDt4rb
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q3Sm3zTJs
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfuazKo70B
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlzOhF1d9N
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYnh0FCxzV
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPaqDjsWc0
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0mxvEsEK3
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0qxXB5t99
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6lbNSYgh9
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAM6nBrofJ
2人拥抱，流泪。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc37c9FpJi
悟空：我带你见师父。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyGefSDF0X
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsZocUaWp0
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJyHix5Kvr
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLeiizGt0A
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8icMwGMaWU
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoubgk0Hezm
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJvNvGL8EA
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOivEgN7M29
猪妖：师父！师父！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19VkC9R4J2
唐僧：你叫我师父？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF2MXwuyOC
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztsDURQ6Ts
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQYZp1GNuT
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhxh3des4L
八戒：我是猪八戒……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw7amzhEbW
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQTIPj7NMo
八戒和悟空边说边表演。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRmhAmXZog
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmMzIFOj4w
八戒：不要！不要！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3XLZJpIQP
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAagmLRzSdK
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtWgA8X4m3
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz1AHzYTsV
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzbpwTyj3Z
八戒：我也不知道。5+3＝8，我就叫八戒了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a00JrGEye
一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa9x7KY67m
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa1JnLxNAs
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
