It is a beautiful evening in Hell, everything is how it normally is. Alastor was sitting innocently in the hotel lobby with a radio playing jazz. Rosie politely enters the hotel, admiring the architecture. She exclaimed, "Alastor! My friend! You told me you wanted me to tour the hotel?" He replied, "Of course, dear!"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c5Hyih6vh
He stood up and the radio disappeared. Rosie walked next to Alastor, asking, "Well, let's start, shall we?"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3hBskzq3y
He spoke, "Well we've just had some renovations done so the hotel is a bit different than its original stature"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTSNDdLLll
Rosie looked around, commenting on the hotel, "Classy! My daughter would love this... I should show her sometime."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpstymxz8a
"Well, I thankfully had some choice in the new look...except for some things." Alastor glared at the new security cameras.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOV0ZLUuCE
"I'm glad it has some security at least. Besides you Alastor. I was just scared Charlie would be unsafe if you weren't here."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4yQT25yJG
"Haha I'm always here..." He made a dramatic radio static noise.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fI3NUqXoj
"I know... it's been a while since you've visited." She made a sad and jealous noise.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPotXBFrjj
"I'll be back to visit as soon as this hotel is fully up and running again which shouldn't take too long." He glanced at her. "Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile!"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3oJ7hDgQN
She begrudgingly smiled, "Fineeee, I suppose I can wait a bit."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqse5fF1T2W
"Or you could become a client of the hotel." He grinned sarcastically.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHclngzjuH4
She ignored the sarcasm. "If only I could get to heaven. My whole family is up there. Well, besides my daughters and son..." She paused for a moment. "I really miss my sister."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkADHNMTc5
He suddenly had an evil idea, "Rosie dear, what if you and your children could go to heaven? Why not try out this little redemption thing?"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqmhGV9Q5N
She wondered, "What's the point? Do you have any proof it works? I know your evil face. Well, it's really similar to your regular face, actually."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7ZBPH2Wj7
"Well Charlie doesn't have any proof for her loss cause sinner redemptions business." He grinned evilly, "It would make her happy if an overlord were to come and stay at the hotel, as a client."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPirp4Qz77
She sighed, "Alastor, I am SO skeptical right now. ...fine. I'll stay, but only for a bit and I want to go back to my shop and daughters and son whenever I want."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcVOw6znJB
"Wait what-" he blinked. "It's a deal then I suppose."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYNnoqv8cy
"Plus, you're here and I can annoy you and paint your nails. I'm going to try to find the princess after this to sign whatever I have to."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD6Wg728AA
"...shit." He stared dramatically. "You better leave my hair alone or else I'll give you the same style."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw74jAx8Fr
She shielded her precious hair. "Fine. I will just paint your nails, and I do not know... make cannibal soup?"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rOdpcAFfz
"There is some spare angel wings left over from the exterminations we could use."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5JXAn19SY
"Ooooo..."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuNBKSDkSp
"We can also make some jambalaya."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1yvJwvMXw
"I can use some of my sauce for the wings! I wish I could make wings like I used to, but then I just started cooking my exes instead."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplVx6z2mJ2
"Most men now a days don't have refined tastes."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbtRsNh4NB
"Most men now are just ignorant little boys. That is why I have not been out with anyone in years. No one can understand me besides you and Edina." She sighed sadly. (By the way, Edina is an OC I made up on the spot, not a canon character that no one knows about)
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7jKqlyMse
"Some men are rather-" He had a radio glitch. "Annoying, I was going to say annoying."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6tm3y6GMv
"Agreed..." She had a sad spacing out moment of silence. "Well, anyways, it's time for me to see my new temporary hotel home place for the next while."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvRjHPB3Fs
"Well, will you be staying nights at the hotel?"
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UHF9lOTLl
"Maybe, if I feel like it."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqUZeMNoZd
"Then you would need a room." He turned toward the stairs. "Let's go get you one."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf31bGh8aiB
She perked up. "Let's go then."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP5UjR7dvv
He grabbed a hotel room key, "Room 666 will be where you stay Rosie."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvIfK0A5y2
She snatched the key. "Great! One question, am I allowed to decorate it? Preferably with skulls because I've been carrying a few I can't fit in my house."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY9W3ZwGke
"Of course! Just be warned Angel and Husk can and will complain about the smell of rotting corpses."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGFeEKP0UW
"They have no taste! The smell is the most exquisite I have ever had the honor of smelling in my life and afterlife!" She slowly walked into her room.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFITbHOCh3
"Make yourself comfortable, if you need me, I'll be down in the lobby." He used his shadows to teleport away.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0O53eWsO6
She sighed, "Well, I suppose it's time to call Edina and get started in my room." She pulled out a phone to call her. "If only I could find out how to make this thing work..."
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbC1Gz1vEo
Alastor appeared in the lobby next to the bar and started blasting Cannibal by Kesha while drinking some whiskey.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XSkL6ctQx
After finally setting up her room, Rosie walked downstairs and heard Kesha. She dismissed the music and went to the bar to get some wine. Alastor was too busy getting drunk to notice her, although it did not matter because she had already caught him listening to Kesha several times before.
283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CkTcEnniR
Suddenly, he started playing Material Girl by Madonna. Rosie somehow ended up sleeping on the ceiling without anything to hold her up there. Alastor ended up passing out at the bar while blasting American Horror Show in the lobby.
ns216.73.216.239da2
