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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5fdSxXYdw
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsWYQljYuq
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RoqF5m8aM
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飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nz2YmvIRp
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訂單能飛去哪裡？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Hs81GvJp
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvwjTnsr14
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這也太荒唐了吧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3H0AgqYZA
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我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8ZiuPp2fM
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzikUKirgVE
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「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyKZqWMtDL
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要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRao2RF9p2w
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我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSlveYVn7v
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過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhPL1Y00Sn
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可能神明今天請特休。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeECez4OQjQ
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9DYkwsxgS
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「追到了嗎？快回報！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi7Bk6sidR
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奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3tDZWoHFc
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我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwhoC13TeG
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結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqEf68HAr2
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然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33soJyTPAE
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我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBGHLGZrQ7
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「這裡是哪？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgIJORFfUc
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巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkFc59M71J
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「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIy6YMHZxV
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我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp4Sqzgt0P
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJXdakMN92
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我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYXJy1VWqS
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巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmnNVXRpHR
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我的臉色瞬間大變。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiLPMYfqwM
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI9dTw00dq
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我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjatYOIQWbU
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就在我陷入絕望時——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6el1ZsLLJA
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嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDXIvh9PO2
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老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vWAecDJ3b
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我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zeFrQ26H6
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下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcOGLXIaDW
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「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhdRmBPqkD
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我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cx47vEO1d
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巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKgqxPh2k9
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巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbigs93A7BW
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我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUndbJkd2bv
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巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV9QDWIxGK
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「認真的！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDUf1Xpk33
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「好，成交。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq5kPnV7vX
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她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4joWxkKkls
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巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiinbL4wRN9
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我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15tqd6A3fk
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「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDquZQsRg4Y
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醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXAe3LTdAF
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巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5jAGyfH9H
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不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYnIu6qTuR
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我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUd8MkineO
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我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lDqz9UK7f
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巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9Sb1O6xiL
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我心中百般掙扎。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuss8FV9VOT
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少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gk8ZYBmrJ
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11oyaJLLok
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但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYmic1fktf
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如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICE6IQ3uQo
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巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VigVdiUbl
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我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjKmJWsgdo
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我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kxohesHlk
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti2iGVdv6j
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzU4niTjPJ
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「真的是這樣嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0junBDRWs
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「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7nuecMfzr
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巫婆嘲諷地說。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr0uD91QV3
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下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlooUAvtVB
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巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ4TlDLFMf
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然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bFwJpa4yi
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她說要吃掉我……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM07HOiARw
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難道……是另一種意思？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmYonkCHCm
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