由於媽媽會說「去問你爸」,所以孩子直接問爸爸。94Please respect copyright.PENANAdy9qyXL9S3
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阿爾敏露出尷尬的笑容:「你已經到了會對這種事感興趣的年紀了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAg6ij7kIUs8
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沒關係,他早知道這一天會來。94Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ4ybUdoQn
他當初在挑選胎教的參考書籍時,就連同兒童健康教育與青春期煩惱的書都一起買了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAViebWwsqvW
有備無患。94Please respect copyright.PENANAY7zFVl20Cz
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「等爸爸下班回來就告訴你。」
晚餐後,阿爾敏拿出資料,開始第一次健康教育講座。94Please respect copyright.PENANATuR8cXL4Cu
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「當精子與卵子結合成受精卵,受精卵會慢慢發育成小嬰兒,從媽媽的肚子裡生出來。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA3pNDeuNM06
接下來的三個小時,阿爾敏從生物學角度出發,從遺傳機制講到受精卵發育的各個階段,甚至還親手畫了幾張示意圖。94Please respect copyright.PENANAnwtmr32apo
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「……正因如此,每個生命的誕生都是小小的奇蹟,都值得被珍惜。」阿爾敏做一個小結:「爸爸希望你成為一個『珍惜自己生命,也尊重其他生命』的人。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAp8H6AW8Df8
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孩子配合地點點頭。94Please respect copyright.PENANA2HjG53aW3w
講完原理後,阿爾敏拿起另一本書,展示孕婦不同時期的照片,語重心長地說明懷孕對女性身體的影響,並分享當年亞妮懷孕時的小故事。94Please respect copyright.PENANA0HHQDYq1XE
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「你們該睡了,你爸爸明天還要出差。」剛好,當事人因課程嚴重超時,前來關切。94Please respect copyright.PENANAU5znZzTEQO
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阿爾敏在孩子耳邊低語:「媽媽這麼辛苦,你要不要趁現在跟媽媽說謝謝?」94Please respect copyright.PENANA7YWMDDibrU
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孩子很聽話地跑去抱住亞妮的腰:「媽媽,謝謝你生下我!」94Please respect copyright.PENANARzGri3wWUg
亞妮愣了一下,看向阿爾敏,他的眼神裡全是欣慰和鼓勵:接受吧,這是你應得的。94Please respect copyright.PENANAkihsBGVLWR
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亞妮無聲地嘆一口氣,摸了摸孩子的頭,嘴角微微揚起:「你好好活著就行。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAM1P4WQQtr9
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阿爾敏也走過去,一手摟住太太,一手摟住孩子,心裡非常充實。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeafBcciBdu
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突如其來的健康教育課程就這樣圓滿結束了。94Please respect copyright.PENANA3KYBUg7NLP
隔天早餐時,孩子若有所思地咬著麵包,忽然開口:「爸爸,我想到一個問題。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA02zeSpNKFD
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阿爾敏替自己倒了一杯茶:「什麼問題都可以問。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAwI9srjR32N
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孩子邊說明邊比劃:「既然精子在爸爸體內,卵子在媽媽體內,那精子跟卵子是怎麼碰在一起的?」94Please respect copyright.PENANA2eUKN6sVUg
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空氣瞬間安靜。94Please respect copyright.PENANAPwRBiGy5Qo
阿爾敏失手把茶灑在桌上。94Please respect copyright.PENANAJHGcsVZ6TK
孩子感覺到自己似乎做錯了什麼,小心翼翼地問:「這是不可以知道的事情嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAaV3GHNjURs
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「不是,我只是被茶燙到了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAd9xKh9ed0I
阿爾敏用溫柔的眼神來鼓勵孩子:「有不懂的事情就應該去瞭解清楚,你做了正確的行為。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAO0BbBjbXAR
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「……只是爸爸要出差幾天。」阿爾敏起身穿上外套:「等我回來的時候,就告訴你這個秘密。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAh4NyYImfWw
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拿抹布幫忙擦桌子的亞妮淡淡地說:「講這種話的人通常都回不來。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAKO7eAdj7wq
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「我三天後就回來!」阿爾敏強調。94Please respect copyright.PENANAOZaJrnQSfv
三天後,阿爾敏回到家,正準備面對這尷尬的話題時,孩子卻露出靦腆的笑容:「爸爸,不用了,我已經自己查書找到答案了!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAWZeew9F5ge
阿爾敏先是鬆了一口氣,接著感到更緊張:「……你都看了什麼?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAlYftjryCau
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於是阿爾敏按照計畫開了第二次健康教育講座。94Please respect copyright.PENANAyIMIAmfvzx
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作者的話:
我原本是想要寫一些孩子用問題迫害阿爾敏的搞笑對話,結果越寫越正經,我只好把標籤從「搞笑向」改成「溫馨向」。94Please respect copyright.PENANAZQCvjQqsZP
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我本來想要有個人來吐槽阿爾敏「老是想犧牲自己來解決問題的人有資格叫別人珍惜自己的生命嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAY7rdDnQk4V
不過既然這篇故事的背景是平行世界的現代社會,那就算了。94Please respect copyright.PENANA6aITa8c6dA
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孩子的性別與約翰的CP因為不是故事的重點,所以開放讀者自行想像。