「嗶嗶嗶——」四周朦朧而迷茫,我睜開惺忪的睡眼,緩緩地打了個呵欠後關掉手機鬧鐘。7Please respect copyright.PENANA4dq6jhzwo4
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「幾點呀...」我在牀上伸懶腰後瞧了瞧手機:「哇頂!八點!?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAssymuBVnv6
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我連忙翻開被蓋離牀刷牙,換上放在沙發上的校服後如火箭升空般飆出家門,還險些忘記帶錢包和鑰匙。7Please respect copyright.PENANAoOicUbDnhv
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我粗略計算過,從家裏到學校要十五分鐘,若視所有紅綠爲無物加上奔跑起來的話,那麼五分鐘是足夠的,前提是中途沒有婆婆需要我扶她過馬路和美女向我搭訕...7Please respect copyright.PENANAO89wfyMOpg
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在我的狂野飆速後,終於來到了學校門外十米,卻竟瞧見守在門前的是號稱「黑面光頭」的訓導主任!7Please respect copyright.PENANAL5JjOpWeWl
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也難怪,畢竟今天是開學天,可能只有我這種視訓導室爲我家的學生才敢遲到吧。7Please respect copyright.PENANAheOwDDlcFz
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他目睹了我的到來,毫不猶豫地加快了關門的速度,我怎會認輸?就在距離門前一米的那刻,我以企鵝跳的方式在千鈞一髮之際越過了生死邊界,眼前的是怒火中燒的「黑面光頭」和跟隨其後的女領袖生。
「藍同學~你真係準時喇...」他張開嘴巴露出那兩顆蛀牙,又是那全世界最卑鄙下流賤格的笑容:「Head girl,唔該比佢一張小黃紙。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAzvfIyHqFt3
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請別誤會,小黃紙聽起來是動聽的,我曾以爲它會是善良的象徵,卻竟是世界上最邪惡的存在:凡是什麼早會沒帶詩集、頭髮過眉、遲到等的「衰仔」行爲都會被記一張小黃紙。7Please respect copyright.PENANAFjnVys5Xe4
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「等...等陣先~」我伸出右手阻止:「我無遲到喎。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAj8B9wIk318
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言畢,我指了一下牆邊的時鐘,但他卻瞄了瞄自己的勞力士手錶道:「時間嘅標準係我隻錶。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAJOImfO61E0
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我發誓這是我看過最頑固的阿叔,不過我有「小黃紙收集箱」的稱號,那就不跟你去計較,呸。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYa4LJFMz1p
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隨着「黑面光頭」的離去,領袖生便對着小黃紙喃喃自語:「4B班 13號,藍辰逸。」7Please respect copyright.PENANA80wUtw9Qpj
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「哈,Head girl你暗戀我?竟然知道我個名。」我笑道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAz9qKv9djVF
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「你係我哋嘅頭號通緝人物,當然記得你。」她托了一托眼鏡道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAHmHSdqNnFC
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「癡線......睇戲睇上腦...」我拿過小黃紙後便轉身走往樓梯。7Please respect copyright.PENANAPHDeUaQOmy
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就在樓梯轉角一剎,我的男性荷爾蒙受到了強烈的衝擊,面前並肩而行的正是學校的五大絕色美人,被人號稱爲「少女時代」的她們不論是樣貌、學業、歌舞等等都達到完美無瑕的等級,是女生的公敵;男生的標杆。7Please respect copyright.PENANA65TMFNma58
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我還聽聞過學校有祕密組織出版她們的寫真集...小奸商就靠着這賺了一大筆。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJOwUEWPrm7
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在我面前的是被人譽爲「害羞可愛」的陶海敏,她留着平陰長髮,肌膚如玉、瓜子臉上鑲嵌着一對動人的眼睛。7Please respect copyright.PENANAtSAG4v64Lx
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「唔好意思...」回眸一笑百媚生,她走前了兩級,爲我騰出空間。7Please respect copyright.PENANAtRlsvTlfPV
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「唔該。」我道過謝後便加快步速。7Please respect copyright.PENANAOhBdibkX69
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一絲芳香飄過,在我的腦裏難以抹去。7Please respect copyright.PENANAwEbbk3s8zj
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甫到五樓,一片花瓣飄落到我的面前,我把它放到褲袋內。隨後呼了一口氣便踏步走進新的班房。7Please respect copyright.PENANAbi8B0dzJHz
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「你又遲到啦?」說話的是我三年同班的好基友——江聰明。7Please respect copyright.PENANAwTTTHyuQGk
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「聰明哥果然聰明。」我豎起拇指道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAfhrJ5ezud4
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「阿逸......你要少啲遲到喇,再係咁操行分就會繼續跌...到時即使你嘅成績好都冇用㗎啦...」當了我兩年班主任的曾sir說,他總是循循善誘,還不時會買甜吃給學生,年終我也吃過好幾杯芒果布丁和心太軟。7Please respect copyright.PENANAtkeEMmi3Wh
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「盡量啦~你都知道我份人就係咁。」我正想說這話時,班房的大門被打開了——7Please respect copyright.PENANANQ0quWjFvj
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天使下凡了,她們把所有雄性動物的目光奪去,教室內彷彿瀰漫著戀愛的味道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAPzzj0nwQEX
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「老師...我哋因為有活動要準備,所以遲咗,唔好意思...」她是「少女時代」中代表「亭亭玉立」的李采樺,外表溫文有禮,身材高挑。7Please respect copyright.PENANA1uPaAERwjx
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「唔緊要,快啲按學號坐好,我作少少高中簡介就要到禮堂喇。」曾sir笑著說。7Please respect copyright.PENANAz82FyrfSZt
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「哇...李采樺真係好正......」坐在我旁邊的同學壓下聲線道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAytd8HotX8A
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「我就話林泳兒索好多......身材perfect!」他身後的同學輕聲說。7Please respect copyright.PENANAx7F7iaC4NG
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而我就因為昨晚失眠的關係,倒頭大睡了——7Please respect copyright.PENANAzrhsmefpFS
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課室的桌子永遠是那麽舒服的,它能給予我安靜的夢鄉,讓我沈醉在當中......7Please respect copyright.PENANAdJWzag0xiA
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「你知唔知道我係邊個......?」一把熟悉的聲音。
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「唔......」7Please respect copyright.PENANAKZkCXl05x3
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「我係你琴晚撞到個女神...我好鬼靚女...我好鬼性感...」她在我耳邊吹了一口氣。7Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ai3KbjKfa
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「哇!」我被一吹驚醒,身旁的果然是江聰明。7Please respect copyright.PENANAf88U4nN5X0
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「好心你咁大個就唔好玩啲咁嘅嘢啦...」我掃了掃我的亂髮:「破壞我嘅美好幻想...」7Please respect copyright.PENANAeB7K72wwup
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我見其他人也陸陸續續地離去,我便也跟著離座,怎料因為睡覺的時候壓住了大腿,我整隻腳都軟弱乏力了...走了兩步路後便不得不用雙手靠著黑板來撐住。7Please respect copyright.PENANAWLxUL10GFY
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「Oh my god…」我發出無奈的呼喊,在我身旁的陶海敏看見我醜態百出後也忍俊不禁,笑得臉紅耳赤。7Please respect copyright.PENANAnT137hPyWu
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「拍下你隻腳會比較好㗎。」她的聲音很溫柔。7Please respect copyright.PENANARGNslOqMqe
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「唔...唔該。」我依照她所說的,用力拍了一下我的大腿。7Please respect copyright.PENANAQZaLJ5Zs1z
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「哇!!!」整隻腿彷彿失去了一樣,無助感擴展到大腦。7Please respect copyright.PENANA2hEYyxTTwi
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「哈哈,你真係信...」她露出了甜絲絲的笑容說:「等一陣就無嘢㗎喇...抖下啦~」7Please respect copyright.PENANA5D85YgA2Rs
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「敏敏~落hall喇。」在班房門口的另一「少女時代」成員林泳兒道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAuC1fqLdjoF
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陶海敏笑容可掬地離去,跟隨她柔髮所留下的是一股說不出的甜。7Please respect copyright.PENANA743aLUGIVS
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好久沒有感受過這種感覺了......7Please respect copyright.PENANApHmDbd39Yr
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「哇...女神同你傾計呀!原來扮傻仔就可以令女神笑...」江聰明一張苦瓜臉地說:「我嘅女神呀......」7Please respect copyright.PENANAlnjUE4bXnd
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「行啦,女神女神......」我拍了一下他的後腦後,便一拐一拐地離開教室。7Please respect copyright.PENANAH7uq2EUD7d
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開學日是半日制的,所以放學後,我跟江聰明和一些中三的舊同學到了學校旁一家叫「堅火鍋」的食店吃飯。7Please respect copyright.PENANAvF1qijvyTf
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這是買少見少的良心食店,無限添飯、湯水,免費飲品,食材豐富......也才只是三十元左右,加上這裡的位置很多,十分適合一群中學生進駐,坐得舒服又能詳談閒聊。7Please respect copyright.PENANA2jvyPknBMH
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「係呢個暑假我日日苦練手力,宜家無人拗手瓜可以贏我啦。」他是學校的臭屁王——陳大威。7Please respect copyright.PENANAhUILl998NQ
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「等我睇過......」江聰明捉住了陳大威的二頭肌:「哇...咁鬼大舊嘅...」7Please respect copyright.PENANA3UnqDf8yUn
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語畢,他用無助的眼神看着我,只因爲我是這「基佬羣」內被公認的「拗手瓜王」。7Please respect copyright.PENANARmQpPaD39Z
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「阿逸,不如鬥翻場啦...我如果輸咗就比三個願望你,但係如果你輸咗就要做一件事!」陳大威笑着說。7Please respect copyright.PENANAuPzuiR10nH
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我沒有想過會輸,所以毫不猶豫地接受了。7Please respect copyright.PENANAv9AEpGmc0y
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我們互握右手,在江聰明的一聲令下開始了這場男人的戰爭。7Please respect copyright.PENANAnZXy0ArB10
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怎料他的力量超乎意料,竟瞬間把我的手壓倒。7Please respect copyright.PENANA7Vb2kazBvX
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「哇...」我不禁驚嘆他手力之強。7Please respect copyright.PENANAY2tKZVP09C
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「唔撚係掛......」江聰明眼睛瞪得老大地說。7Please respect copyright.PENANA8QkFF6jXk1
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「阿逸~我贏咗你啦!既然你輸咗...就要做一件事!」他笑淫淫地說,想就知道不是好事。7Please respect copyright.PENANA6FLsjMPxup
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「講好先呀...偷呃拐騙姦淫擄掠我係唔做架。」我澄清。7Please respect copyright.PENANAhP5bQDyXIx
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「得啦...青春就係要有愛情...呢個懲罰就係要你去追一個少女時代!」他說。7Please respect copyright.PENANAPHgNpq9vD9
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「What!?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAlpj5u1HEBa
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「放心...呢個懲罰唔會好耐,爲期七日姐...七日之後你可以選擇同佢解釋或繼續...」說到這,他又發出了奸詐的笑聲:「你喜歡啦。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAPMVZOYkLbE
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就這樣,我因爲一場無聊至極的打賭而要去追求學校五大美人其中一個,爲期七日,明日開始生效。7Please respect copyright.PENANApycsiwRm9b
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早上那刺眼的陽光條理分明地打在了我的臉上,我竟然在手機響起之前便醒來了,難道今天是奇蹟之日?7Please respect copyright.PENANAwMPDEoDXcA
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出門後趁有時間,我到餅店買了個雞扒包和豆奶才回學校。7Please respect copyright.PENANATTuYM3EnLm
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今天的學校食堂怎麼特別多人......我環視裏面一週,原來...中間的一桌正坐着「少女時代」——國色天香的美人們在享用每天的精神來源。7Please respect copyright.PENANAWO4JzDp03v
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食堂角落的那一桌有人猛然叫了我的名字,是江聰明,「基佬羣」全部集齊在那。反正我還沒吃早餐,所以我便過去了。7Please respect copyright.PENANA6dT5LW0ZIr
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「少女時代真係好正......你揀好未?」陳大威小聲道。7Please respect copyright.PENANAH5cIzwX9OO
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我坐了下來,目光投射在她們身上。7Please respect copyright.PENANAAyg5eQHnLk
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一個花容月貌的「少女時代」往我瞧了一眼,她好像叫范愛笑。光芒太刺眼使我無法直視。7Please respect copyright.PENANADg78o9EwPV
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「如果我係你,我就去玩林泳兒啦...身材正、樣又索......Oh...我已墮入愛河。」江聰明七情上臉地說。7Please respect copyright.PENANABWdEMnV3Mk
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媽的,我到底結識了些什麼變態朋友。7Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZiPb2fjRz
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「再決定啦...」我吃過雞扒包後便隨便打發他們。7Please respect copyright.PENANA5bJLNh9g3W
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就在班主任課的時候,曾sir給我們弄了一個新的座位表。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYlme0ZYYqz
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以往我總是因爲身高的問題而坐在最後排,這次也不意外,而我的鄰座是...陶海敏。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ2CuSVmwF
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當她坐下來的時候,江聰明和陳大威等人不約而同地用詭異的眼光看着我。7Please respect copyright.PENANA5O2W8Q0Y47
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我無奈地點點頭,以示懲罰開始。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJMTq1NZDaA
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只見他倆發出淫賤無比的奸笑,讓人心裏發寒。7Please respect copyright.PENANAxrmJEwCocV
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結果我苦惱了一整堂要怎麼去開口,突如其來的自我介紹?太尷尬了......借文具?太落後......7Please respect copyright.PENANAsOIjP7Uekx
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「就是開不了口讓她知道...」我不禁小聲唱起這首周杰倫的歌曲《開不了口》。7Please respect copyright.PENANAc6PKV8WB1x
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不知是否錯覺,我竟然聽到陶海敏的笑聲——我一回頭,果然如此。7Please respect copyright.PENANARZH4dLu9G2
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「你啲普通話唱錯曬⋯⋯」她掩着自己的嘴巴笑道。7Please respect copyright.PENANApmguswdHHS
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「唔係掛...同周董差唔多姐。」真的那麼爛嗎?不管了,就趁這個機會來打開話匣子:「在下叫藍辰逸,我唔介意你叫我做男神㗎~」7Please respect copyright.PENANAvzcxLRiR1f
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「噗呲...」她又禁不住笑了,只見她轉過頭去,臉兒一紅,臉上浮現可愛的酒窩,被人譽爲「可愛女神」的確不愧也。7Please respect copyright.PENANAjDTaHmWPcL
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午餐時間伴隨着鐘聲響起而來臨,走廊內滿是同學奔跑着,這會是青春紀念冊內值得回味的青澀回憶。7Please respect copyright.PENANAb0IC4Q7w0O
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今天同樣是例牌的「堅火鍋」。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJKYWWBxzbN
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「阿逸,犀利呀!咁快就可以引到人哋笑,真幸福!」江聰明揶揄着我。7Please respect copyright.PENANAF3LMmRCoqA
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「記得呀...要維持七日呀,你無得中途放棄㗎。」陳大威露出得意洋洋的笑容道:「諗好放學有咩行動啦!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAKspj0aAKYu
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就讓你們取笑我吧!在這個懲罰當中,或許有意外收穫呢?如果失敗的話,那就解釋自己只是接受懲罰,問題直接解決。7Please respect copyright.PENANAggDpc5bLMf
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就讓我來看看這七日懲罰誰會笑到最後。