INT. A DIMLY LIT CELL671Please respect copyright.PENANACAjBy34khw
THREE MEN are shackled on the floor of the dim, dank cell. The sound of a crowd roaring can be heard in the distance. MAN ONE is quaking and sobbing. MAN TWO is muttering to himself while rocking back and forth. MAN THREE (an extremely well built man with long blonde hair)looks calm and collected. KELVAN, a grizzled man with too many scars to count, appears at the door of the cell.671Please respect copyright.PENANA8NNdNXaELn
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANAHZgDKg3LWV
On your feet, scum! 671Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rr8sSRrve
TWO GUARDS open the door to the cell and enter. Man Three stands quietly while the other two stay on the ground.671Please respect copyright.PENANAWzGZ8e1juH
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANAULvqhmwAPI
I said on your fucking feet!671Please respect copyright.PENANACoJbDjKkfE
The two guards force the other men up to stand next to Man Three. Kelvin looks at the two scared men with disgust. 671Please respect copyright.PENANARXoD68wxIF
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANAj83vogQalB
I ought to just kill you two sniveling fucks now and save us all some trouble. 671Please respect copyright.PENANARMfNDNMlEu
Kelvan looks over the men again. He stops in front of Man Three. They lock eyes. 671Please respect copyright.PENANA3rbD4noCUU
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANAZk9ItZy0HT
Give the good sword to blondie. He might have had a chance if it weren't for these two worthless worms.671Please respect copyright.PENANAQjSSFbFm0w
The two guards unshackle all of the men. A SERVANT GIRL enters holding weapons. Rusty old blades, that look like well used garden machetes, are handed to the two scared men. A sharp looking sword is handed to Man Three (now known as BLONDIE).671Please respect copyright.PENANAe1beSfGPlp
INT. DIM HALLWAY671Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ht6YS17Ms
The three men are forced out of their cell by the guards and ushered down a hallway. There is light coming through the doorway at the end. Kelvan and the servant girl watch from behind. Man One wets himself. The urine runs down his legs as they get closer to the door. The screams of the crowd get louder as they get closer. When they approach the door one of the guards knocks twice on it and it flies open, flooding the room with sunlight.671Please respect copyright.PENANAgE4LEsTLsd
EXT. A MAKESHIFT, OUTDOOR ARENA WITH BLOOD SPLOTCHES ON THE GROUND671Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Jdx4DSMZ
A GLADIATOR dressed in patchwork armor made of football pads, a motorcycle helmet, spikes, leather and chain is holding a huge axe in the center of the arena. He is playing up to the cheering crowd. The three men stand in the door way as it shuts. Man One turns and starts banging on the door.671Please respect copyright.PENANA2WQzdXzHGd
MAN ONE671Please respect copyright.PENANAiYAng2DIzx
Please! Please! Let me back in!671Please respect copyright.PENANAHIKzA7VYsL
Man One looks frantically around the arena until he sees an IMPORTANT LOOKING MAN sitting in what appears to be a balcony. The man I surrounded by GUARDS. Man One runs up to the balcony and falls to his knees in front of it.671Please respect copyright.PENANAaQicoUqb5J
MAN ONE671Please respect copyright.PENANAdFAEGLqu0z
Please, Gemini! Please! I've learned my lesson! I will make up for the rations I took! My family was starving!671Please respect copyright.PENANARADeFeIdGw
The important looking man (now known as GEMINI) stands and looks down on the pleading man. The crowd becomes silent. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAM9leQNHfGy
GEMINI (IN AN UNNATURALLY LOUD VOICE)671Please respect copyright.PENANAWKBM34PBTS
Your family is now in a labor camp. Let this man serve as a warning to any who steal from the state. 671Please respect copyright.PENANA2UqxVVK8U6
Man One is cleaved in half by the gladiator and his axe. The crowd goes wild. Gemini smiles and sits. He nods to an ANNOUNCER who is not far from them. The Announcer grabs his microphone. 671Please respect copyright.PENANActx1CLuB75
ANNOUNCER671Please respect copyright.PENANANWkcrmpqBX
To mark the midway of the games today we have a special event! Three, wait make that two, no good, worthless, felonious traitors to the state are hereby sentenced to trial by combat against the renowned gladiator, Vulture! Vulture has pledged to strip their bones clean of their useless flesh for our grand leader, Gemini! Long live Gemini!671Please respect copyright.PENANAoCrsjOmDfT
The crowd repeats in unison.671Please respect copyright.PENANAm0tarSAHnZ
CROWD671Please respect copyright.PENANAgvtLO8hQWg
Long live Gemini!671Please respect copyright.PENANAs8UIVodiGy
Vulture stands at attention in front of Gemini, waiting for his command. Gemini waves to the crowd and then nods at Vulture. Deafening thunder crashes through the sky. 671Please respect copyright.PENANA8HqPX9xc4m
ANNOUNCER671Please respect copyright.PENANAbFEn2JRw0m
The gods and our glorious leader have spoken! Let the carnage commence!671Please respect copyright.PENANAbrp1BoAnqe
Vulture turns to face the two prisoners. Man Two starts hyperventilating. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAFlK8KxVdFO
BLONDIE671Please respect copyright.PENANAkVVocMkst5
Stay near me. We must work together.671Please respect copyright.PENANAG7p9OTxYFC
The sound of thunder crashes through the sky again. Man Two continues to breath heavy as he flanks Blondie. Vulture heads towards them. The gladiator swings at them several times with his axe. The two men are able to dodge each blow.671Please respect copyright.PENANAeEOuYelC8F
BLONDIE671Please respect copyright.PENANAI5BAw6XWqu
Follow my attack!671Please respect copyright.PENANAs9uv1eeRbR
Blondie lunges forward after a wild axe swing and slashes with his sword, but Vulture is too quick and deflects the blow. Man Two continues to cower. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9GeNkWttD
BLONDIE671Please respect copyright.PENANA0DfBhw29xd
Follow my attack!671Please respect copyright.PENANAQhgFfMqINS
Blondie swings his sword several times, but is met by Vulture as he takes his axe in both hands and slams the handle into Blondie’s face. Thunder continues to rumble. Blondie falls to the ground. Vulture turns towards Man Two. He then shakes his head and starts showboating for the crowd. Man Two pumps himself up and makes a screaming run for Vulture. Just as he is about to reach Vulture the gladiator spins around and sinks his axe through the top of Man Two’s head. The axe splits him nearly in half as it goes all the way through his sternum. Vulture pulls out his axe and struts around the arena as the crowd goes crazy. Blondie recovers. His nose is busted and his face is covered in blood. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAWANQpv6IBV
ANNOUNCER671Please respect copyright.PENANA3jBCIVeGJC
And another one bites the dust! How long will this last treacherous bastard last against the mighty Vulture?671Please respect copyright.PENANAvFCLBgX8NY
Vulture and Blondie circle each other. It is clear that Blondie is no stranger to combat. He is quite calm. They each exchange swings of their weapons as the thunder crashes on. Blondie closes the gap and engages Vulture in a clinch. He uses his knees and starts slamming them into Vulture’s legs, which are only protected by some leather and some thigh pads. Vulture flinches and Blondie is able to throw him in a head and arm. Vulture crashes on the ground and Blondie comes down on top of him. Vulture’s motorcycle helmet flies off. They both scramble back to their weapons. Vulture swings again, but Blondie ducks underneath and slashes the gladiator’s thigh. Vulture screams and staggers backwards. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAQDQOpt8EQb
GEMINI (TO KELVAN WHO HAS JOINED HIM ON THE BALCONY) 671Please respect copyright.PENANAtpQtXy6RsV
Who is that man? What was his crime?671Please respect copyright.PENANAglhWU6gTVr
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANANIc8d4tpIz
He was brought in for poaching a few days ago. I do not know his name.671Please respect copyright.PENANA9dqViDyPpj
GEMINI671Please respect copyright.PENANAWlPqV2G6bs
He has combat skills. Where was he trained?671Please respect copyright.PENANAuWu6iTGehk
KELVAN671Please respect copyright.PENANApyfghBBGYH
I do not know, my lord. Today was the first day I have met with him. I will say this: he had no fear when prepared to face Vulture.671Please respect copyright.PENANAWebxXXxLhg
GEMINI671Please respect copyright.PENANADzxoVWBkjw
Interesting.671Please respect copyright.PENANAbwyWn3TQlE
Vulture’s wild swings come to a peak frenzy as he slams his axe into the wall. He tries to recover it, but by then it is too late. Blondie hacks the gladiator’s forearms off as he attempts to pull the axe free. Vulture screams in agony as Blondie cleaves half of his head off. The gladiator falls lifeless to the ground. The crowd sits in stunned silence. Gemini begins to clap and the rest of the crowd follows suit. Before long they are screaming and cheering as the thunder continues to deafen them. 671Please respect copyright.PENANAa7wZ488705
ANNOUNCER671Please respect copyright.PENANAPcqdYjMS5b
What an upset! What a finish! What an amazing victory for...671Please respect copyright.PENANAhnnBKSdeNu
The Announcer looks over at Gemini and Kelvan. Kelvan shrugs his shoulders indicating that he has no idea what the man’s name is. The thunder rings out again. 671Please respect copyright.PENANA3KqJluYfA8
ANNOUNCER671Please respect copyright.PENANAs9g9XSBNUI
For... THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN!671Please respect copyright.PENANAXRqV27GSjv
671Please respect copyright.PENANAKadieX9aOO