大學校園生活新奇有趣，初為牙蘇仔的頭兩個禮拜過得飛快，眨眼連禮拜五最後一節中國歷史概論大課也終於宣告結束。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ahdGrzKJm
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想不到，由三皇五帝到戰國七雄，多少人物湮沒於世，當中不乏英雄志士、名相聖賢，竟都不及商紂王在我心中留下的印象深刻。食色性也仿如海浪逐岸，人生苦短，何不及時淫樂。中出一念間，誰要思量什麼江山社稷，只管全部付諸一炮，此等豪氣，非市井小淫蟲可比。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqatiFUrtH
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「有得屌妲己你屌唔屌？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCyM11KRzz
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「實屌㗎，屌銀埋你個屎眼添呀。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsQV9XOWSd
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「認真。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjpjBsgcyg
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這種語境下，聽謝世傑很認真地說出「認真」二字，冷不防地讓我著實一怔。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCzRuPQdyI
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「呢隻妲己飛機杯好似唔錯，點睇。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbw2XWNs0v
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他看著螢幕上的妲己動漫飛機杯，兩眼癡呆。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbJrlXhf2r
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我霎時啼笑皆非：129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBrw7iszWy
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「人地上堂打機，你就上堂掛住打飛機，你係好嘢㗎喎你。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NvOdEaFDW
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「中國歷史萬變不離其宗，不外乎你方唱罷我登場，呢家做完果家做，其實不過換湯不換藥。」他大發議論後轉而笑意淫淫：「留返時間學下新嘢唔好？你唔係都未試過？聽講都有七八成似，當練習都不妨一試，嘿嘿。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtR1RDIHlt
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「你中學修中史就咁講啫，我唔專心上堂乖乖地drop note屎，到時gpa唔過三，升唔返u就真係自殺都似。」我無奈。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i1Zh5KWhg
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「放心，我唔難收買。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMYJN85uva
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「屌你咩，呢隻幾錢呀？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKknS6y09q
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「六十蚊有找。」他不忘挑挑眉，補充道：「呢隻動漫款平啲，真人版果隻就貴好多。」他邊說邊點開購物車：「拿，貴一半，不過都抵屌。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEPpB8Hx1b
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「你就真係唔方唔抵屌喇。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Ty7I3Nh1
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看了看商品簡介，原來所謂真人版就是以溫碧霞真人倒模作為標榜。看見那熟悉的臉龐和桃紅色小肚兜，兒時回憶湧上龜頭，不禁對這人生啟蒙老師肅然起莖。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB8VvjYCKx
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「真人倒模，真係唔驚比人吿㗎喎。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2AXS9M97z
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「冒法律之風險，謀男士之福祉！盜亦有道也！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoBa6Yr3lr
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「講到咁偉大，你估真係溫碧霞果塊咩。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBJPwa5Z3O
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「康兄，此言差矣，信則係，不信則不係，唔信你就屌緊飛機杯，信你就屌緊溫碧霞，你信唔信？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMutwNbsDjz
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「喂啊世傑呀，不如你唔好讀中文啦，你讀哲學啦你。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywJ6X3Ll9g
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「都唔係未曾諗過，不過副學士似乎冇得讀。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHdGktdmfz
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「唔好諗啦，再唔執嘢以後就真係得飛機杯比你屌㗎喇。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMuRs6GvvG
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