"Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Take a seat. Oh sorry. We have no chair. Sit on this rotting corpse instead." 7Please respect copyright.PENANAiktXdfV8SY
The Prisoner, or more fittingly, the Leadthing(He is made of metal and only drinks water with lead in it) was going insane. The thing he was talking to earlier was a rat. Leadthing says his name is Boromir. HAH! Boromir! What a terrible name! Boromir, more like Burrowsby! Wait. I apologize. That was a terrible joke. Going back to my first point, Leadthing is insane.
*CRASH*7Please respect copyright.PENANAYNI6MmbGTN
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Ah, I see you've found me. I am the real narrator of this story. The other guy was some prison guard. Now, as you can read, you can see the words describe the guard was just brutally stabbed to death by Leadthing and Boromir. Leadthing must've grabbed a sword from a guard and killed the poor man. Leadthing has become so insane that human life has no value, so he will kill as much as he needs to for escape to be possible.
Now that you found me, I will tell the rest of the story like I was supposed to. Hang on, let me find my script. Dum Dee Dum Dum, Dum Dee Dum. Ok I found i...woah! Bring up 9/11... Do a segment about the gay movement for pride month so our audience believes we support them... Rank every Marvel Movie from worst to best... THIS SCRIPT IS SO UNBL*CKING...
PLEASE STAND BY READER.
WE ARE FIXING A FEW THINGS
Ah. I am so sorry I did that. Heh Heh.7Please respect copyright.PENANAurhZcWurmw
*Script Writer aims pistol at Narrator*
Oh! uh right...7Please respect copyright.PENANAVd23igy6nt
The American Psychological Association defines sexual orientation as "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions to men, women, or both sexes," ranging "along a continuum, from exclusive attraction to the other sex to exclusive attraction to the same sex.
You know, I feel I should bring this up whenever I want to. SAY GOODBYE TO YA KNEECAPS CHUCKLEHEAD!
*Narrator grabs frying pan and hits Script Writer with it, then he runs away*
SO LONG SOOKA!
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