「有女朋友真的這麼重要嗎?難道單身真的那麼折墮嗎?其實只要活得快樂,甚麼都快樂。」401Please respect copyright.PENANA4Zbt6Qs8Cw
~一名單身的人於留言區表示。401Please respect copyright.PENANAzKmLYaUi31
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看看某師兄於留言區的留言,淚水就情不自禁地從雙眼慢慢滴下。經歷過無數的晝夜,孤單的感覺佔據全身,難捨難離。401Please respect copyright.PENANAS1t8m5RIhV
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我忘記了做自我介紹,小弟姓戴名綠帽,是一位中三男生,本人人如其名,也曾試過戴綠帽。事緣就要由中一下學期慢慢説起。401Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3X569lUDS
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中一下學期的時候:401Please respect copyright.PENANA5XD9o9AFNi
至佑是我形影不離的好知己,我們倆經常在放學後去吃豐富的下午茶,然後一起去補習社補習,下課後亦一起回家。如果我和至佑其中一個是女生,肯定被人笑是一對青梅竹馬的好情侶。哈!401Please respect copyright.PENANAtjA4JrwNES
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事情的轉捩點是於我們的補習社要業務擴充,要跟其他補習社合拼。由於我們的補習社主要對象是小學生,只有很少中學生。其實認真的說,只有兩個是中學生,就是我和至佑。所以我們很希望在新補習社裏有女生的出現。401Please respect copyright.PENANATUuyqqTEbG
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轉新補習社那天,我弄好我的造型,希望能在新環境有一個新的開始。其實心裏更希望新補習社裏有女生並能帶給她有一個良好的印象。401Please respect copyright.PENANASIXxlI5xPc
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幸運女神好像有聽到我的祈禱,在新補習社裏有一位很漂亮的女生。她眼睛小小而且向上蹺的,看起來好像微笑一樣。她皮膚很白哲,而且身穿全白色的校服,顯得皮膚特别白。看她的校服應該是港島區數一數二的女子名校。401Please respect copyright.PENANAsiuRQcZ3o3
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至佑:「喂綠帽,個女仔幾正喎!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAJCfh9CAqIW
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我:「何止正,直情好正呀!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAq3qOHhXwDM
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至佑:「如果我溝佢,好唔好?」401Please respect copyright.PENANAtZINBrLfWR
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我:「好!梗係好,祝你成功啦!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAkC1G05Y00r
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那時候其實我也開始對該女生有一點興趣,打聽其他補習社同學才知道,原來該女生叫吕子南,和我一樣也是就讀中一級。401Please respect copyright.PENANAVGtoGX1uBB
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自從那天在補習社初次遇見吕子南之後,原本對補習毫無興趣的我,原本每天必定遲五分鐘到補習社,然後甚麽都不做呆著等放學。現在每天弄好造型、早五分鐘到達,而且專心做好每天老師派發的練習。401Please respect copyright.PENANAOdZ3NM0tSH
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至佑:「綠帽!你轉死性呀,以前乜都唔做等放學,而家咁認真做曬啲練習,仲要補做番之前冇做嗰啲!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAD1TI50uS4x
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我:「冇辦法啦!吕子南真係好鬼死正,佢見到我咁認真做練習,之後有嘢唔識一定問我嘅!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAjwTgH3Mi3k
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至佑:「係都唔問你先啦!自己照下鏡睇下自己咩樣?問都問我先啦!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAKlm4pCaRqI
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其實至佑說得對,我真的不是一個帥哥,而且是一個胖子。相反,至佑是一個運動型男生,擁有古銅色的肌膚,身型高大兼粗壯,如古天樂一樣,可以說是每個女生的夢想型。401Please respect copyright.PENANASUVcwt7Rqj
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雖然外貌十分引人入勝,但至佑可以說是「情場高手」,至估經常説一些心巧的話,吸引不少單純女孩當他的女朋友,過了一段時間,漸漸開始對該任女朋友厭倦、冷淡,最後便提出分手。一而再,再而三地交了不少女朋友。沒有任何一位女朋友與至佑拍拖超過三個月。401Please respect copyright.PENANA9udLvTa9BI
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我:「喂至佑,其實我想追吕子南。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAqYSIfFw5Iu
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至佑:「睇你咁嘅樣,追到都偷笑啦!不過作為你嘅好兄弟,一定支持你。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAOaWosslJAQ
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我:「其實你覺得我有冇可能追到吕子南。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAxu4TZCFr8I
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至佑:「以你嘅樣,真係有啲難度,但起碼試咗先。話時話,我都有啲想追子南。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAzY8zTT5yWA
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六月某中午,天文台發出紅色暴雨信號,我們不能離開補習社直至取消紅色暴雨信號。恰好那天只有男生回補習社,於是有人動議「真心話大冒險」,而其他人都和議讚好。遊戲途中,我被至佑問喜歡補習社哪一位女生。那時不懂説謊的我就直接說了吕子南。整班男同學起哄,誓要把我的真心話告訴給其他女生,以及吕子南。401Please respect copyright.PENANAqfnAshqnOE
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誰不知,昨日的坦白竟變成今天的尷尬。401Please respect copyright.PENANAmx5oSZSch4
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翌日,當我回到補習社時,至佑對着我微微一笑。不久,老師要去其他班房拿練習,至佑向其他男同學打眼色,然後大叫:401Please respect copyright.PENANAzaB6jhoCT3
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「戴綠帽鍾意吕子南!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAQIif1ORmbS
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(待續 To be continued)401Please respect copyright.PENANAWQtJ6j34TC