故事發生在２０２１年，台灣內某座公寓大樓。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcjv3UoeZ5
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我是一名正在值班的保全，叫做王冠翔，同事們都叫我阿翔。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqd2p5T4AB
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那日我一如往常的上班打卡，準備等待下班的時間。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYbGTBxSb6
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我上班時那是盡心盡力，毫無一絲怠惰的可能。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAzRuZ3NiQ
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正在巡邏的我，不知道是早餐店奶茶發威還是昨天的海鮮燒烤正在抗議，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6fjVThUuh
肚子突然傳來一陣訊號，這是想放屁的訊號。
但由於我正在巡邏，走的是走道正中間想放屁必須找個沒人注意到的地方悄悄的撇風。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen1NakThWN
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於是我從走道正中間慢慢地往旁邊靠攏，但穿著保全制服的我不好好巡邏，怪異的往旁邊走，是非常顯眼的，此時正有幾位閒著沒事的員工正在看著我。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODWh9mLUVv
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但我也管不了那麼多了，肚子的氣已經快集滿MAX了，我準備好好的發洩一下。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYImJFjaacP
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說時遲那時快，不知為何正當我準備撇風的時候，天空突然開始烏雲密布。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59nz91vgDb
轟隆！！！一道驚天動地的雷聲炸了下來。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4m8bo9fqg
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我嚇了一大跳，導致正在慢慢撇風的括約肌鬆了一大下。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH2ycAQH0R
噗！一聲堪比剛才雷聲還大的放屁聲炸了下來，大樓那層樓的員工嚇了一大跳，不約而同的尋找聲音的出處。
幹！完蛋了，那聲響後我發現老子出來的不是屁而是屎...309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Yqw0oNcT
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