等一下看十點四十那場好了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgvBsedkCG
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「翔。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyeOA4amEr
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一道熱情的叫喚，將我的視線從螢幕上冷冰冰的文字訊息間拉了回來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarIeZKjggo
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我剛抬起頭，便看見了那對如同翡翠一般，碧綠深邃的瞳孔。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulSebvNN3t
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「你等很久了嗎？」她站在我面前，眨巴著晶瑩的大眼睛，看著我問道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOc4ye7sY4
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「沒有，剛到而已。」我一時克制不住，打了一個大大的呵欠，將手機隨手塞進了口袋裡。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThSnR3lWBf
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眼前這名和我身高相若，擁有一頭金色及肩長髮的少女叫做凡爾莎，全名是凡爾莎·馮·艾因什麼的，後面太長我反正是記不住。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR38nHxJTC
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雖然她的中文說得相當標準，但那一頭亮麗的金髮，碧綠的澄澈瞳孔，深邃的五官，都在在顯示了她並不是來自本地的血統。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlrYC02WHJ
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我倒是聽說她本來一直住在德國，至於她為什麼會搬來台灣定居，具體的原因我就完全不清楚了，我所知道的只有她從三年前轉學到我們學校後，就一直住在這裡了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZjQnfN2Du
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美好的週六上午，我沒有待在家睡回籠覺，而是一大早出現在這種地方，就是拜這傢伙所賜。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN6BHvwhmG
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事情是這樣的，上禮拜二，她在長達一小時，枯燥乏味的數學課一下課之後，就立刻站了起來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGNLgKwGkh
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在全班同學的眾目睽睽下，她徑直走到了我的課桌前，然後用毫不掩飾的音量大聲說道：「翔，禮拜六我們去看電影。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK9u8HCpeA
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霎時間，周圍投射而來的灼熱目光，強烈的差點把我的腦袋給直接燒出一個大洞，我當場切腹謝罪的心都有了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcGckoHqHi
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在說完這句話後，她帶著一副滿意的表情，轉身回到了自己座位上，而我則是活活承受了整整半天來自班上男同學嫉妒的眼神攻擊。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG0OTQ2pyN
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「其實你看電影，找誰不好，找我出來幹嘛？」我一邊走著，一邊閒聊道，「我禮拜六空閒時間很少的。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ62BRMXVA
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我禮拜六正常起床都要到中午了，一天直接剩１２小時，哪來的美國時間出門看電影。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oE9NBbp8b
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「因為我認識的人裡面，只有你會想看這種東西啊，」凡爾莎嘆了口氣，「而且你忍心讓我一個弱女子假日自己出門？要是遇上壞人怎麼辦？你都不會擔心我嗎？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEepUBzUDp
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她用一副楚楚可憐的神情這麼說著，不過我是絕對不會被這副裝出來的樣子給欺騙的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk6fUGBT47
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以我對她的了解，她這個自稱的「弱女子」，一次遇上三個空手的成年男性恐怕都有一戰之力。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH35ALucmu
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這要歸功於她那個不知道做什麼工作的德國父親的精英教育了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPef6F14Zg
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聽說她不只經常參加武術比賽，還拿了不少獎杯回來過，這樣一個人自稱弱女子，我反正是不相信。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSvs3fQ4Zz
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「還有，你哪裡空閒時間少了，我今天要是沒找你，你就要待在家裡一整天了吧。」她嘀咕道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOwAeHr4Lq
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我不知道她會通靈，連這種事都猜得到。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzuWrjOdQ0
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身為一個德台混血的金髮碧眼美女，凡爾莎幾乎走到哪裡，都會理所當然地成為眾人矚目的焦點。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjOLE9JptZ
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而跟她並肩走在一起的我，更是隨時都能感受到四周投射而來的惡意視線了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi406pJrBlt
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怎麼，你們以為我今天想出來啊？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5xV3gjnYQ
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更要命的是，這傢伙不僅僅只是外表出眾而已，學習成績和身體能力都是出類拔萃的好，中德雙母語，平時在學校的人緣也極佳，儼然是一隻獨角獸一般的稀有生物。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4BYQXLZPu
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這種人周圍當然不乏追求者，其中也有很多帥哥學長，不過一直到現在都高中三年級了，我都沒有聽說過她和哪個男性正在交往的消息。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEzg32EXkh
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你問我這種像天使一樣，眾星拱月的完美生物，是怎麼和我這種長相平凡，體力奇差無比，學習目標也只是及格就好的普通人走到一塊，最後還成為能一起出來看電影的朋友的？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7dbFYT2UP
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那是因為我們有個共同的秘密嗜好。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fmp6LXMwE
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「那個，請給我們兩張殭屍入侵南台灣的票，好，靠走道就好。」凡爾莎禮貌地對著櫃檯的售票員說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3UHwCvIa3
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對，明明看上去就像是個貴族千金的凡爾莎，在背地裡，她卻對殭屍這種生物有種近乎沉迷的喜好。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcRJixaiMX
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我們今天出來，就是為了這部新上映的殭屍電影。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgutUyPsC2Z
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美中不足的是，今天不知道是怎麼了，明明是早上第一場電影，來的人卻特別多，我們排了足足二十分鐘的隊才買到票。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUZ6q4I1Ym
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人多就算了，放眼望去還都是成雙成對的年輕男女，讓我看著就是一股無名火起，403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw14NGt4FMf
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「這是國片，應該不會有太多槍吧，我不喜歡槍，槍聲好吵，」走向爆米花區時，凡爾莎挽起了我的手臂，嘴裡還不停念叨著一些會讓她形象破滅的話，「一樣是打破頭，用榔頭敲不是方便多了嗎？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGg5I1EUc
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這是凡爾莎，她熱衷於殭屍，似乎是因為她特別喜歡這些動不動就開顱破腦的暴力情節，和殭屍吃人時血肉模糊的畫面。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJPLhMdP9B
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「我又不能真的揍人，看這些東西過過癮還不行嗎？」凡爾莎本人是這麼說的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaimas83zqm
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聽說她除了把這個秘密告訴我之外，就沒有再讓其他人知道了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0hMK2Vc6q
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我也喜歡殭屍，不過和她不同，讓我感興趣的不是作品中那些常見的刺激內容，而是殭屍這個設定本身所帶來的種種不協調感和變化的過程。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6aSGGFF2i
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不論一個人原本多有錢，權勢多大，在社會上如何呼風喚雨，遇上了殭屍，只要被殭屍的牙齒刮出淺淺的一道傷口，那他也一樣就只能眼睜睜看著自己慢慢死去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdqJLM2jR6
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當事人意識到這項事實時，可能會開始哭鬧，也可能會感到平靜，或是絕望，煎熬，害怕。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpzHyFkNE6
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我在看殭屍電影時享受的是這些想法。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TqGYfZ6Cb
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看著一座原先進步的現代化城市，在人類消失之後幾年就開始慢慢被大自然吞噬的廢土感。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7UBM5ckbe
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明明是已經再熟悉不過的街道，但是倖存者一瞬間意識到自己已經永遠回不到往日平靜生活時，所感受到的那種非現實感。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0yv37OZDk
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在艱難之時，謹守本心的人所散發出的人性光輝，以及從某些人內心最深處暴露而出的黑暗面。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUwIczoXwY
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我享受的是這些東西。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYWcvk34kI
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思考的過程讓我欲罷不能。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdvlY1dP9N
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不過，儘管出發點不盡相同，但至少結果是我們都剛好特別喜歡各類以殭屍作為題材的作品，所以在某次意外中，被她知道我正在利用空閒時間，創作一本關於殭屍的末日生存小說之後，她就對我產生興趣了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP2FwpCzzZ
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「這好好看喔！」凡爾莎手裡抓著一疊我的草稿，用力搖晃著，「我覺得你要繼續寫下去，我喜歡。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgjSVNuimj
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她那時是這麼說的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZQDuRfhVX
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「你們好，請問需要什麼嗎？」大姐姐服務員在櫃檯後親切地問道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLUAKAqF7i
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「呃，你爆米花要鹹的還甜的？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZB1SKq3UN
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「要甜的！」她搖晃著我的手臂說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyIXbvT86N
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「請給我兩份鹹的爆米花，兩杯汽水。」我將電影票遞給了眼前的漂亮姐姐。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8yS3Ekk26
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「欸？」凡爾莎和漂亮姐姐不約而同，一起同步發出了奇怪的驚呼聲。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAV2nYopkV
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走出爆米花區時，一股撕裂般的痛苦從我的手肘不斷傳來，我甚至能感覺到有一塊皮膚已經瀕臨被扭下來的極限了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT45ihPUwM
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「我，不，是，說要甜的嗎！」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oNg3CqA8i
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「吃甜的會胖喔。」我伸手捏了一顆爆米花放進嘴裡。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55pcA6fTGg
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鹹的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeHJeMbk9m
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「我體質不會胖啦！」凡爾莎氣憤地從我手裡的托盤上一把拿走了她的汽水，用力吸了一口，然後像是賭氣般，在我的肩膀上又捶了一拳。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XmD27eu1m
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因為她的動作，我手上的托盤也隨之劇烈震動了一下，好險我的反應夠快，及時按住了盒子，爆米花才沒有撒得滿地都是。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q3sCv4nvR
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「要不是今天我下盤有力，你等一下連鹹的都沒得吃了。」我看著平安無事的爆米花盒，心中感到了一陣後怕。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemcyFvcGl5
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「哼。」她沒有回話，自顧自地走向前，將手裡的票交給影廳門口的服務生後，直接走了進去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOufDtVsR5
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十點三十分，開播的前十分鐘，我們就坐到了座位上，一邊閒聊，一邊等待著電影開始。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz853cSXz2
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「剛剛外面明明一堆人，現在是怎樣？」我環視了周圍一圈，對著凡爾莎說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUFgHe9OvK
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雖然確實還是陸陸續續有人入座，但是離開始播放只有十分鐘了，卻還連一半的座位都還沒坐滿，讓我不禁懷疑起自己今天聽凡爾莎的話挑這部片到底是不是對的決定。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4D2FIAgOS
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我們該不會挑了部爛片吧？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQCPREZ9J4
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「人少好啊，跟我們包場一樣，」凡爾莎咬著吸管說道，「而且這樣就算我們等一下稍微發出一點聲音也沒人會注意到了，不好嗎？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeYqWUbFty
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我是不知道你想在看電影的時候發出什麼聲音，不過良好的觀影環境需要靠每個人維持好嗎？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSz629g4Vw
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我以驚人的意志力，強行禁止了自己的大腦繼續思考她說的稍微發出一點聲音到底是什麼意思，然後開始專心地吃起爆米花，以此轉移注意力。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ457J43iJfb
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燈光驟然暗了下來，贊助商的廣告也開始投影在眼前的銀幕上，我看了看時間，也差不多是電影要開始了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9V61BA464
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又捏了一顆爆米花放進嘴裡，我調整了一下坐姿，準備以最舒適的方式來享受這部電影。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3N6byPUz3
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「翔，我也要。」凡爾莎伸出了手掌，對著我說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgBp4TS0HV
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「這鹹的欸。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Od8Viq5n
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「我知道，我只是要吃吃看有多難吃而已。」她又把手掌湊近了一些。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFyVQ9Ki8w
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「嘴硬。」我拿起一顆放到她的手中，接著開始偷偷地欣賞起她將鹽味爆米花放入口中後，意識到這東西超乎想像的好吃時，那瞬間所流露出的驚喜神情。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHfzJQnKsa
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我就說爆米花要吃鹹的吧。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ5udEBnu5
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「好難吃喔，沒有吃過這麼難吃的東西，」她很快地隱藏起了自己剛剛的表情，吐著舌頭說道，但我已經把那畫面深深烙印在自己腦子裡了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSPcIbbqTC
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「不過現在只有這個可以吃了，那我只能委屈一下了。」凡爾莎又裝出了一副百般不願意的樣子，接著直接把整隻手伸進了我的爆米花盒子裡，這次她還滿不客氣地一次抓了一大把。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSzSaVpBsL
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「放盒子裡吃。」我嘆了口氣，把手中的紙盒放到了她的腿上。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIM7HuMDKG
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電影本身沒有讓我特別驚豔的地方，就只是很普通的殭屍末日片，老套的情節，不停尖叫的女主角，像是超人一般，徒手持刀砍掉殭屍腦袋，就像砍瓜切菜一樣輕鬆的男主角。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalEFrcEWeY
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唯一值得誇耀的一點就是殭屍的化妝做得在水準以上了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvT549Di7n
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坦白說，只看了半小時而已，我就已經開始後悔自己為什麼要來這裡了，不過凡爾莎看起來倒是挺樂在其中的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnKfoxYbcg
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「我說啊，那女主角被殭屍追怎麼只會叫阿，沒想過這樣會引來更多隻嗎？只有那一隻，怎麼看她都應該回頭反壓制的吧。」凡爾莎大口嚼食鹹爆米花，一邊轉頭低聲和我說明女主角應該如何反殺那隻殭屍。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk4RfTMqzu
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「不，我不認為一般人有辦法徒手對付一隻殭屍。」我十分認真地回應著。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuV47VE8Jz
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「哪沒辦法，殭屍還翻了天不成，不就是不能碰到牙齒跟指甲嗎？」凡爾莎說的頭頭是道，「小心兩隻手，把頭直接扭下來不就得了？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBYKZcya63
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說到這裡，她還把兩隻手都搭在我的臉上，示範了一次把頭給扭下來的應該做的正確手勢。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgJcFM44MN
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我不知道該從哪裡開始發表意見了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg79PZUQlnd
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接下來也是，男主角正要帥氣地從壞人手中解救被當成人質的女主角時，凡爾莎也在我的耳邊悄悄說道：「那女的怎麼不趁那些人注意男主角的時候插他們眼睛啊，距離那麼近又是偷襲，那些人根本反應不過來吧？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDb1ScnpwJ
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「有時候你得體諒一下，不是每個女生都敢在被大漢掐住脖子的時候反手就往對方眼睛插的。」我啜飲了一口自己的汽水，開口說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGtE2CtYMN
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要是每個女性都像你說的這樣搞，那就沒警察什麼事了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGpaPOOush
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「欸翔，」這時，凡爾莎突然開口叫了我的名字一聲，「你可樂借我喝一點。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzv4yhLi3P
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我轉頭看向她手中的汽水杯，雖然杯身不是透明的，不過就著昏暗的燈光透過杯子所形成的陰影，還是能明顯看得出，那裡面的內容物已經幾乎要見底了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLfLgGzHZL
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「你不要等一下給我一直跑廁所。」我在她頭上輕輕地敲了一記，然後將手中的汽水杯放到了兩人座位中間的杯架上。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0cPV5XoEB
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「嘿嘿，反正你每次也都喝不完一整杯啊。」她笑著說道，接著低頭開始染指我的汽水。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQvxZhVZxw
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「那是因為我不喜歡碳酸飲料，會讓鈣質流失。」我努力將自己的視線從她瑩潤的嘴唇和吸管接觸的部分移開，並強迫自己把注意力放回電影之上。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM284tGa3c
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我心如止水，我有為青年，我來專心看電影的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuCFjTq7Pv
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心如止水。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj51Z2a9au
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銀幕上，男主角和女主角好不容易從殭屍手下死裡逃生後，總算是暫時安全了下來，現在跑到了一棟大樓的屋頂上避難。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjXzOBuyL7
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由於在夜晚行動十分危險，因此兩人決定在這裡暫過一夜。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDImw56rFj
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看到這裡，我讚賞地點了點頭，這是個明智的選擇，能有效地提高生存率。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpMxrZXhGK
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「俊彥，」因為害怕，女主角現在正依偎在男主角的懷裡，她有些發抖地問道，「我好怕，大家全部都死了，我不想變得跟他們一樣。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG82e3Y3LO
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「別怕，除非我也死了，否則牠們是別想碰到你一根寒毛的。」男主角伸手輕梳女主角的長髮，溫柔地說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsCJcbq7rH
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你知道你這個除非其實基本上有說跟沒說一樣嗎？這是世界末日，所以你是身體特別健康還怎麼了，被殭屍咬到不會死嗎？還是你有銅皮鐵骨所以殭屍咬不動？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5amhqZEu9a
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女主角似乎沒有像我一樣開始懷疑男主角的智商，或者說，她好像根本沒有動腦子仔細思考對方到底說了些什麼，只是在聽了這句話之後，就面帶羞澀地點了點頭，然後將頭靠在了男主角厚實的胸膛上。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFUcxqHEHh
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後面就是兩人孤男寡女獨處在陰暗的角落，享受著末日中難得的寧靜時刻，情愫的火花在兩人之間迸發而出，什麼的情節。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW4HLT41ws
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我就不懂這些人到底是怎麼樣才能把殭屍片拍成文藝愛情片了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF3TLN2hFk
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智商奇低的劇情讓我決定先喝口水，稍微休息一下，降低自己腦中風的風險。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzXEyJjflR
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不過在低頭尋找汽水杯時，我用眼角餘光瞄了身旁的凡爾莎一眼，卻意外發現她現在正直直地盯著我看，而且已經不知道看著多久了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmIjgOQx07
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好好看電影不行嗎，幹嘛看我？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51q5tszJyW
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被一個漂亮女孩盯著看，我難免有些緊張，加上現在上面正在演些亂七八糟的情節，導致我竟然一下子也開始胡思亂想了起來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQmm4FUlZ6
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我到這時才意識到，我們現在似乎是一男一女單獨來看的電影，這不是跟約會沒兩樣嗎？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn5Zyedy52
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難道說，她對我……403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVhFHsEPe4
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「怎麼人家講話都這麼帥，你也可以這樣該多好。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTyyjSBfgS
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她看了我的臉老半天，憋出的第一句話竟然是這個？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1I10ynFSN
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「這種對白我用左腳姆指隨便也能寫個百八十句，」我拿起了汽水杯，將吸管放入口中喝起了飲料，「誰平常會那樣講話？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X9aYa6XkT
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我還是別想太多了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWvMqfMr9T
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喝著喝著，我卻感覺自己口中吸管的形狀似乎不太對勁，我連忙吐了出來，然後低頭確認吸管的狀況。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDdzDCKSMP
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頂部已經被咬的不成管狀，會做出這種事情的兇手簡直泯滅人性。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKGlsEv8Wu
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「你喝就喝，能不能別咬吸管？」在她的傻笑中，我默默地拔起吸管，換了一個方向再插了回去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25pRWAUHiq
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電影的結局相當老套，大略就是男女主角歷經重重險阻，最後終於到達了軍方的救難基地，從此過上安全無虞的新生活，這在中場女主角撿到那張上面寫著有避難所情報的紙條時，我就已經猜得七七八八了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYy9uO2gsM
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這麼爛的編劇也沒誰了，天知道撥預算那群人怎麼會讓這種感覺像２０世紀肥皂劇的劇本過關的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPsrCIajz5
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在一長串的演職員列表出現後，廳內的燈光倏地亮了起來，我想這表示我們終於也可以離開了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwV0YdyRrc
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「啊——」凡爾莎伸著懶腰，發出了奇怪的聲音，然後開始向我發表起她的感想：「好看好看，就是女主角有點弱了。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UGghr90GO
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我覺得是你對女主角的要求有點奇怪了，到底是誰會覺得應該要能生撕殭屍，活裂搶匪才夠格當女主角的？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxExU4S0to
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在心中暗暗發著牢騷，我沒敢說出口。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2APkJdkA6s
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走出戲院時，我還有些恍如隔世的感覺，自己到底花了兩小時跟幾百塊來看了什麼鬼東西。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR38HC0HPdS
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四周的情侶比起我們剛來時，數量反倒有增無減，可能都是來看下午場的電影吧。如果我有能力的話，我一定會去每個人耳邊都說一句別看這部殭屍入侵南台灣的。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSgF1ejgLP
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那是跟錢過不去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlelHVXVLlx
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「對了，翔，」似乎是想起了什麼，挽著我手臂的凡爾莎忽然停下了腳步，將臉湊向我的耳邊，小聲地說道，「我想了很久，覺得還是跟你講一下好了。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEpR9iJYco
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時間彷彿在此刻靜止了下來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM3lGHFMTG
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「嗯？」我盡力裝作不在意她要說什麼的樣子，「什麼事情？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIze2XZTkbh
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「就是，其實鹹爆米花還滿好吃的。」她的嘴角帶上了一道神秘的微笑。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3vRL1qkY0
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「這麼屁大點事，不要搞得很重要一樣好嗎？」我再次邁開了步伐，「而且我一早就這麼跟你說了，你自己不信的。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8aYims0Zc
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「好啦好啦，不要生氣啦，喔還有，今天是情人節喔。」凡爾莎緊緊地跟了上來，並繼續說了下去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT29TC0kLR
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「情人節怎麼了？你等一下要跟男朋友約會去？」這次我已經懶得再搭理她的垃圾話了，只是隨口答道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QeCHi6j33
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「剛剛不是都一起看完一場電影了。」說到這裡，凡爾莎自己都忍不住笑了出來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhosXhsyDjk
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什麼？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4erygwFKmv
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當我看見她臉上那燦爛得有些異常的笑容時，我才發現自己徹底中計了。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVaMQ9wFh8
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不知不覺就出手了，發動之前一點預兆都沒有，女人實在太可怕。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLThGZjiDNY
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「給我，兩分鐘。」我用有些顫抖的聲音這麼說了之後，將臉埋進了雙手之間，最後在原地蹲了下來。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3DBuN0mg0
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「好，我等你，」凡爾莎饒有興致的聲音從我頭頂傳來，「多久都等你。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ue3Bpi6U
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經過了幾十秒鐘的自我探索之旅，我終於理清了現在的情況，並且決定正視自己同樣隱藏在內心深處已久的心意。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J2R90yeEp
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應該是一樣的吧。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7YgT0q8hM
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我深吸一口氣，站起來，張開了手。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyakxvKYd7g
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「莎莎。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9wepk4ycv
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「翔？——啊！」凡爾莎的身體抖動了一下，發出了小小的驚呼聲，似乎是受到了驚嚇。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1SmxdhnfX
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因為我用力地攬住了她的身體。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9bGHQNxgA
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什麼都沒說，也什麼都不需要說，兩個人都明白彼此的心情，此刻，兩顆心第一次緊緊靠在了一起。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVkBTJw4J8
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幾秒後，我鬆開了手，看著她紅的像是要滴出血一般的臉，我尷尬地輕笑了一聲。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryDAKFUg4x
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她則是別過頭，輕捶了我的胸口一下。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8P9aj8tQg
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「那你等一下是不是要跟男朋友去吃午餐了？」我們兩人一邊走著，等到發熱的頭腦稍微冷靜下來之後，我開口說道。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr98VNadm6c
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「怎麼，你不喜歡嗎？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbvFjCjb9a
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「喜歡，當然喜歡，所以吃什麼？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhqJAW8Irz
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「鍋貼。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUlBgvPWeC
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「你又吃鍋貼。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtdenY12F1
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「不要鍋貼，那煎餃。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEfxHZO1y2
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「那不是一樣嗎？」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQolWg8Uzq
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在笑聲中，我們輕輕牽起了手，就像四周的每一對一樣。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccsS7NTIeO
