Yo, whaddup.
Let's play a little game... 
But I an't no saw, I've only seen. And I've seen some shit.
Anyways, finding something that I legitimately enjoy doing couldn't have come at a worse time. I just got my exam results back and boy oh boy am I due for a vigorous screaming and only half a scoop of ice cream for dessert. Life is hard indeed. However, one good thing comes alongside that: I finally got my Life Orientation exam back. You know L.O.? That subject that no one takes seriously and is filled with lessons about drugs, depression and penises? Or was that Biology? Anyways nobody took that exam seriously, including me. I couldn't care less about the actual questions that they asked us (actually I could- I could have not answered them at all), the real highlight of that exam was the bonus questions that they put at the end of the paper in order to fill up the other hour of the hour-and-a-half paper. looks like even the teachers didn't take it too seriously. Although I could have spent that entire hour making sure I got 100% (I didn't by the way) I could not help myself from putting all of my effort and knowledge into the questions that weren't even for marks. That's some scholarly dedication right there. So once I laid my hands on the question papers and my answers, I thought "why not share this on my blog". And then I thought, hey, why not play along with me?
So I'm going to put the questions right here so that you can answer them along with me. Leave your best answers in the comments! The real answers will be at the end.
Puzzle 1
What is represented by this BrainBat?
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwL2XNjc4Q
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHWjTITIMJ
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYFCCsaWsP
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ezQpBbZtK
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins
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My Answer: Multivitamins
First question and fairly simple, right? Straightforward. I'm not even going to put the answer up for this one. I can, however, think of multiple ways to answer this question differently. Can you?
Puzzle 2
What is represented by this BrainBat?
EST EST EST EST
This was a tricky one, I have to admit. I had no idea what the actual answer was. Still don't.
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My answer: What does "est" mean? For estample? FOUR estample?
What the hell is estample anyway. The "est"-iest of examples, of course.
Puzzle 3
What is represented by this BrainBat?
P1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkai6M5fVQy
U1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOHI5eV5Fd
R1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDkcGCrd1L
P U R P O S E S1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTvSpiC4Pg
O1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWiik2CbAR
S1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmJ0rXSGXW
E1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqcyHKhXzP
S
What even? What is the purpose of this puzzle anyway? What is even the purpose of life? Is purpose even a real word? Isn't that an animal? I have no clue, but I was so tempted to say something about the purpose of the Jesus cross. I purposely didn't though.
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My answer: Did you purposely cross me?
I think that was a hella edgy answer, don't you?
Puzzle 4
What is represented by this BrainBat?
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U1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQs3gVfGNh
N
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My answer: Runoff
You know, like the runoff from a drainage pipe? "crooked run" also came to me though, and all I could think about was some chubby crippled kid trying to hobble away from a generic movie monster. The key word there is trying. I'm cruel, aren't I?
Puzzle 5
What is represented by this BrainBat?
P1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09rgF1osUw
E1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQa7214WIA
T1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jKINHkBM8
S
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I was so, SO tempted to say "Step Up 2: The Streets"
My answer: Step up.
But no. I was taking this seriously damnit.
Puzzle 6
What is represented by this BrainBat?
S M1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdiydFM2mh
E U1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFryEPskydo
O S1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRntmlYlbJ
G T1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq7XpWqybL
T C1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ952Oq2ZQfQ
A O1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVXYEPKTWq
H M1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4iZRGeMTr
W E
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My answer: We must all come together
Get your damn mind out of the gutter. Only me? Okay...
Puzzle 7
What is represented by this BrainBat?
BBALL ABALL SBALL KBALL EBALL TBALL
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Cmon' I think we all know this one. I don't think it's "Alphabet Balls" though, which was my first guess.
Puzzle 8
What is represented by this BrainBat?
D D D D
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My answer: SHE WANTS THE "D"
Call it a hunch, but I don't think I took this one seriously. At all.
Puzzle 9
What is represented by this BrainBat?
draob gniward eht ot
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EZ PZ lemon squeezy in my eyes oh shit get a doctor the pain oh the humanity God has forsaken me
Puzzle 10
What is represented by this BrainBat?
knee1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSQpy9etlX
light light
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My answer: I just... Don't know what's going on with this one, I don't even know how to type it out. I think this is just the point where I stopped giving a f***.
Puzzle 11
Would you believe that this amazing sentence contains ninety two letters, one comma and a single question mark?
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Yep, that's the puzzle. Hard to believe isn't it?
My answer: NO. Show me proof. Belief is for the weak. See you in court.
You better have a damn good lawyer 'cause this case is rock solid.
Puzzle 12
Can you rearrange the letters below into a sentence?1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ja8c1zvXD
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I heard one famous puzzle solver saying "That can't be done!".
h a t t c n t a e b o n d e
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Oh gods, I wrote a whole freakin' paragraph for my answer.
My answer: "He can bat to Dent." It's not a great sentence, but it's my sentence. There are many like it but this one is mine. P.S. "Dent" is their all-star baseball exchange student. Like, "Harvey Dent". That's why he went waaaay outfield in the third quarter, because his rival, Jacobson, was the only one who was able to bat that far. The opposing team planned to bat to Dent in the hopes of causing the team's star an injury. The sentence is from passing conversation from the opposing team found during a stealthy reconnaissance mission.
Never issue a challenge like that to me. I mean Never. Please. I will find a way to make it work, somehow, but I may just end up losing my soul and dignity int he process.
Puzzle 13
As I was going to St. Ives,1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbspzf67Dsf
I met a man with seven wives.1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxfGKJm1fs
Each wife had seven sacks,1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWebEM2ATLx
Each sack had seven cats,1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1pbaBi4UB
Each cat had seven kits.1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DehGqSd1e
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyd9T94bbM
How many were going to St. Ives?
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Oh gods, here it comes...
My answer: One. Duh. Although he did extend an invitation. However, the reason why the man was travelling with his entire family, including the cats, was because they were on their way to Germany to seek political refuge. Unfortunately, St. Ives offered no such refuge. They have borderline xenophobic foreign policies.
Is there even a place in Germany called St. Ives? The answer is yes. Yes there is. In fact, there's apparently one F****ng everywhere, and they're all stores or restaurants. I feel so bad for those refugees. Also EU laws.
Puzzle 14
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes.1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt20N8NJLW
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If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.
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This is is puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErQLVuqNon
This is how puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9osN6D8yQo
This is to puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdItyU3ZjF
This is keep puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftBbfx40l9
This is someone puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO0A74TeAa
This is busy puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U8d3tUeO4
This is for puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNcg7968lM
This is about puzzle1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNntToU0ANq
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This is seconds! puzzle
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Just... how. How did they expect us to do this one, in an exam hall where the smallest of farts makes heads turn? Trust me, I was that farter.
I did it anyway. I wrote an answer for it anyway. I even drew a little doodle.
My answer: Pfff, easy peasy. This. Is. PUZZLE!!! 
Puzzle 15
If Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother, what am I to Teresa?
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b. Mother1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbGFOzHeJE
c. Daughter1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfcA71KH8F
d. Granddaughter1950Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbOpZnfnKL
e. I am Teresa
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My answer: e. But Teresa is suffering from an identity crisis, which begs the question: Who is Teresa really?
"I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE"
A tear rolled down her daughter's cheek. Watching her mother's Alzheimer's was more than she could bare.
That got too real too fast...
Answers:
Puzzle 1: Multivitamins. I lied.
Puzzle 2: Forrest (Four EST)
Puzzle 3: Crossed purposes or dual purposes.
Puzzle 4: Run down.
Puzzle 5: Step Up.
Puzzle 6: What goes up must come down.
Puzzle 7: Basketballs.
Puzzle 8: Ford. [Four D].
Puzzle 9: Back to the drawing board. 'to the drawing board' is written backwards.
Puzzle 10: Neon lights.
Puzzle 11: This is not really a puzzle, merely a curious and clever piece of text.
Puzzle 12: "That can't be done!" is the answer.
Puzzle 13: One. Only I was going to St. Ives.
Puzzle 14: Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
Puzzle 15: c. Daughter. "Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother" My daughter's mother is actually me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle). Therefore: Teresa's daughter is me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle is Teresa's daughter). Note: As there are only females available for the answer, the answer cannot be a male.
But I don't think biology works like that, since, as a woman, you can't physically give birth if your partner is also female... Therefore my daughter isn't technically related to anyone.
Well wasn't that fun? I honestly couldn't believe the answer for number 10 though. Get clickbaited.
If my source didn't source the source, should the source be saused by my source's source? Nah I'm just kidding, I figured out that it came from this lovely website: Brainbashers.com
What where your best answers? Tell me in the comments below. Also I think it's time that I have my IQ checked. For... reasons.
Hope you had fun. See you next time.
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