孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。109Please respect copyright.PENANAHYSdyi8CwN
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。109Please respect copyright.PENANAO9Wn2ycA3u
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。109Please respect copyright.PENANAe6Q3gyNCdm
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?109Please respect copyright.PENANA0mhFulhFeC
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。109Please respect copyright.PENANAB909LW26JJ
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。109Please respect copyright.PENANABWkc1eu6Ws
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。109Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9eSp0r9iG
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?109Please respect copyright.PENANAVNPE4vvo9w
悟空:是。109Please respect copyright.PENANAqVmrCun1Pv
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。109Please respect copyright.PENANAZZydpDWlJx
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。109Please respect copyright.PENANAuUUW36dH51
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。109Please respect copyright.PENANA0eeIRdGHzO
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?109Please respect copyright.PENANAxw2GBMDntt
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。109Please respect copyright.PENANAByPUNAJvWm
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。109Please respect copyright.PENANAjx1PLi7v27
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。109Please respect copyright.PENANATsLyKyBdjs
悟空:很需要。109Please respect copyright.PENANAbAm8FphtP2
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。109Please respect copyright.PENANAmAZtx1cCQm
悟空:看到了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAsanCT109pj
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。109Please respect copyright.PENANA7Fcfs5U0rK
悟空:也看到了。109Please respect copyright.PENANADYnjQmoH1V
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。109Please respect copyright.PENANACumRavCogu
悟空:這點不知道。109Please respect copyright.PENANAkLrWFP3kvB
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。109Please respect copyright.PENANA5CeVex8Tz9
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?109Please respect copyright.PENANArmjCQrKzyK
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。109Please respect copyright.PENANAUhBadGWUMk
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。109Please respect copyright.PENANAhoEHfgZgDY
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。109Please respect copyright.PENANA4JKQ0bcmqT
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?109Please respect copyright.PENANAbxneLHItD5
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。109Please respect copyright.PENANAHilu0SXAIX
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,109Please respect copyright.PENANAQerlFkCHfp
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?109Please respect copyright.PENANA6IxkYWkGPC
土地:好耶!我早餓了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAzFakkaHDXz
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。109Please respect copyright.PENANAXU9J6727DR
悟空:我吃飽了。109Please respect copyright.PENANA4zFOpwk1Pp
土地:我早吃飽了。109Please respect copyright.PENANA81NXsK5q0t
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。109Please respect copyright.PENANAOtUOslMKRa
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。109Please respect copyright.PENANAhYpMrlQPh6
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。109Please respect copyright.PENANAoIzchIXuBs
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANAyzvhJvGlRw
悟空:打包帶回家。109Please respect copyright.PENANAfES036w6L2
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。109Please respect copyright.PENANAkWumZJ1WCR
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。109Please respect copyright.PENANAnmY4LWx0BM
土地:這下變安全了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAE4ZgnP7nBl
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。109Please respect copyright.PENANAqcymSbw6mh
土地:你我繼續清理。109Please respect copyright.PENANAHVedtN18K3
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。109Please respect copyright.PENANAB35qOtaYce
土地:這樣更安全啦。109Please respect copyright.PENANABedqrDs2SU
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。109Please respect copyright.PENANAgvJtRNjjxw
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。109Please respect copyright.PENANAv385wqu7DT
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?109Please respect copyright.PENANAfgSNBKtshm
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。109Please respect copyright.PENANAhUvWsO4H7u
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?109Please respect copyright.PENANAc01j8JTJAC
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。109Please respect copyright.PENANAPigTDb8hzs
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。109Please respect copyright.PENANAZCZfgCBFc7
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。109Please respect copyright.PENANAakTwxJNjEW
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?109Please respect copyright.PENANAIqH3f9lwaG
仙女:很多人。109Please respect copyright.PENANA0UCNzy1jxg
悟空:說說。109Please respect copyright.PENANAoPPAb6LFpF
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。109Please respect copyright.PENANAA3x4ZKOYgP
悟空:人挺多的。109Please respect copyright.PENANASFKYoRBV1C
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。109Please respect copyright.PENANAZdFQz2kGFx
悟空:還有哪位?109Please respect copyright.PENANANZwHDrhEVZ
仙女:沒了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAVbh8Wixay3
悟空:人也沒多少。109Please respect copyright.PENANAk8JppXo17f
仙女:摘桃。109Please respect copyright.PENANAbHCdHm15cR
悟空:怎麽沒請我?109Please respect copyright.PENANAf1W1RZD8r2
仙女:座位滿了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAVOWqQsfW5r
悟空:理解。109Please respect copyright.PENANAeI9aYHZwT5
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。109Please respect copyright.PENANAWOq3PKsSvN
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!109Please respect copyright.PENANAvoomHjrGCl
悟空:怎麽?109Please respect copyright.PENANAFg8WfuAUlb
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!109Please respect copyright.PENANAKvY9kyFj43
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!109Please respect copyright.PENANA5LUlNc8iXE
土地:你不知……109Please respect copyright.PENANAdzqsdRFvLw
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。109Please respect copyright.PENANA1UEPR5J9cb
悟空在樹上睡著了。109Please respect copyright.PENANA84ULIKTR8c
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。109Please respect copyright.PENANAlZGnP3Z74M
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?109Please respect copyright.PENANAM6d2U2BsdD
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。109Please respect copyright.PENANAPVLMnR8NSC
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?109Please respect copyright.PENANAfdYb92of1V
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。109Please respect copyright.PENANAySDvGCNnja
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?109Please respect copyright.PENANAvpNR7jFWIL
土地:有。109Please respect copyright.PENANACs4T4fFDP3
悟空:你怎麽不早說!109Please respect copyright.PENANAxb9nCEDUva
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。109Please respect copyright.PENANA0UouN3KVEe
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。109Please respect copyright.PENANAJGquN7fokQ
土地:你去哪?109Please respect copyright.PENANAgOz47bApx0
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。109Please respect copyright.PENANAvaDpNt6hvO
土地:王母沒請你。109Please respect copyright.PENANACeiUXIYUtn
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。109Please respect copyright.PENANA9lkfrQXjzl
土地:你說你不去。109Please respect copyright.PENANAuCErMsoQLj
悟空:我現在想去。109Please respect copyright.PENANAtkKVwpnLpO
土地:小心。109Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8d2g4vIGj
悟空:放心。109Please respect copyright.PENANA8WIFry33nH
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。109Please respect copyright.PENANABCFurLeup8
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?109Please respect copyright.PENANAdPsbvBj4zN
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。109Please respect copyright.PENANABJ8CWj49p6
悟空:大仙去哪?109Please respect copyright.PENANA3lepp7Rwrk
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。109Please respect copyright.PENANAz4jlHNNbAJ
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。109Please respect copyright.PENANAF4OCnAC8IW
赤腳大仙:啥意思?109Please respect copyright.PENANAlIIoB0TBRt
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。109Please respect copyright.PENANAKXaOgPyaFr
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。109Please respect copyright.PENANAcnujUwR9GT
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。109Please respect copyright.PENANAyRWMpqJu5i
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?109Please respect copyright.PENANAWbaRRZ6ixk
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。109Please respect copyright.PENANA58iMwYywuj
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。109Please respect copyright.PENANA56CY62kjiT
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。109Please respect copyright.PENANAzgNDgkaFiJ
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!109Please respect copyright.PENANAGOnjGdhxgY
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。109Please respect copyright.PENANAoceTIv1tJ5
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!109Please respect copyright.PENANAa3pMqJz8aS
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。109Please respect copyright.PENANAznIkxqYOlX
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。109Please respect copyright.PENANAkCjXeE8dbK
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。109Please respect copyright.PENANAn1G71le9lE
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。109Please respect copyright.PENANAK3YY2CwqaA
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。109Please respect copyright.PENANA9CsJnce8l5
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。109Please respect copyright.PENANAw7ucrABQhJ
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!109Please respect copyright.PENANACseZkKHf4j
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。109Please respect copyright.PENANA4zM9DTxEYQ
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。109Please respect copyright.PENANAIMKGrSbsjC
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。109Please respect copyright.PENANAYKBUizmSen
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。109Please respect copyright.PENANAJEytk94S3m
109Please respect copyright.PENANAtYmg3UEsLw