500年後……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZUuWPUXIi
唐朝。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49uRe5Ub3E
長安城。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuC42zk3Q3
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpztpHtZs5I
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBlrjlbBM1
路人：袈裟賣多少？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1uq2am3ic
觀音：一萬兩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENW3tbwafW
路人：拐杖賣多少？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7bYjhfZpF
觀音：一萬兩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaaeMWSRCB
路人：太貴。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1rkp6sxwc
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p0maS3Yup
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pxOsSf2qr
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bTLgXrrcH
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAbEPZPeU9
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJxlwLLsU5
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLjkzWZM9S
觀音：移動性好呀。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2idg1aSAC
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsMi7KSxWG
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXXP1Qn4Tr
唐王：我買夜明珠。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXMNnieQIy
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqn1V4GcI8
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACI7QpaacB
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadCTPVuw9a
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ASgNaUSyT
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqwUAQPok2
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbeWp2S98B
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7Xx1qiJIm
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9gkMvR1u0
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O4Mz8Hbd8
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G0akCf1vd
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlFfC8dvNp
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY196gPxD3
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ962HunfLDP
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOJXdPNPhh
觀音：講經？講什麽經？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW8KdoExgE
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtifmjd7UJp
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLOpSPvveF
寺內，人山人海。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe29hNxWi0
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7NZQ7ZMBf
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIfWbrmDQ0
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB976t05r73
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOqas40kOK
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYxs6zB7rM
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt0Xyrp7XU
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuLpfOu3iw
眾人：啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpYteHFVyP
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz5QnQI7iE
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3eixgutfU
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi2Fjwkjiu
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17UAd6wgR9
觀音一腳踢飛某人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GW5XbgvUD
觀音：流氓！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr07IWIZu3s
唐王：來人，打30大板！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQRh18LXvi
某人被官差現場爆打。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgvflWqPxm
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWZaHssN0f
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxLM1TRduo
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVlZgVi5de
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCTwxe0n7V
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuiz1LsxQx
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJTbYDJ6Sy
唐王：在西天的天竺國？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv8qvYReqR
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOxxJ8hKzv
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDGHeqUbPt
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMTiCYbMLH
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfY9hjHJgt
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cZGkvO4n2
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMcSvVhgeP
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LQpNiMx1D
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNOX3tDjCO
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gJsg1ELlT
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkNxW6DcQI
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGSCAly5oS
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3q3qEVBww
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4NC0Sbjak
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG4Naurdap
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyesZcLGQJe
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93lMKbOgSn
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HFjy8UfJp
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwyjpOqJ2z
觀音：上路西去吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8ijZvc1TL
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC4bx2k69b
觀音：你怕老鼠？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYveXVFnnR4
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhekQxaXkO2
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl9QJ4uLeU
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJTMqNLNlq
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCTwc9Gwca
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZRVLAyhsY
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7JYSc2RmC
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINJqAVbEfp
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92rxAvfQFt
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjf4GPr5rT
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vmuSBP48Z
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