唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPf2j9ZOAb
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXUCmXKVta
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVnI7TjWla
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHJgOhaWAm
剛說完，馬開始尿了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ97OkCNxs
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zCyQwUmR1
找到一個背處，開始小解。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxR2xU9iuJ
唐僧：搞定。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3CQo28xco
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZXHtJh7Cl
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMjzeD6sev
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA9aeHEWqT
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9VbcFcuz3
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh25JNvqWcD
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlR1jK3WwX
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2swhCDnSo
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bGVMiSO36
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFrVWjcsUA
唐僧：還餓？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUNUYvGn6A
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPcNSHqD0o
唐僧摸索全身。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVug21astK
唐僧：沒了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkC360IN8Q
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpkUsOGwAZ
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB08fYQjHNx
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6WEsN21Wd
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L1bUGUcEi
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCBggph1kQ
唐僧：我叫了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GgA8PWlfL
壯漢：叫晚了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmdUXuxPin
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7N0HAhDVJ
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxGq8IvW2P
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWzQf2Uy4s
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsyg2LYk4b
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbtAWGCHq8
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV6ZxnNBQ6
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07CFHB2jIj
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK4EjKzAN3
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVOZ8VH3WI
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZwYIepbEy
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77HCnKgq8i
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT6xz5Q4kI
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v1xm5juQ2
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkGpWYDuN8
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiqLa03G7y
武緊：是麽。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPi57GX5iH
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd7bTD6E2J
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiOpgJ4Whz
唐僧：你偷看我？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXeZS6iXcx
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB6QZq7E0d
唐僧：為什麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLaNgbvV3O
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5paPjBkSU5
唐僧：額。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKAyMozHG8
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnz5qmpEP1
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHSbkADqUy
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCfAMDKnj4
唐僧：正確。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY3ghYUylo
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9ZV0bMdKU
唐僧：我急著趕路。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy51uykMmZK
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W6CoiGJ8R
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt2hjKZ6xv
唐僧：你一個人住？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH30HDjy6n
武緊：是。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvZM5DkMtw
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7vllPwGMa
武緊：是。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHCioKTtqi
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTrZ83HrSs
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCzOFQpDEL
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlDIRepBI7
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8aWpSILzA
武緊：它們是人麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSoDJLUjtX
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewPdfJUfo8
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeAkfKrjkC
唐僧：生態平衡……96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRlHNGtW3x
武緊：該吃飯了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJLpjIqhXG
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsV4KhpXMR
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThQppdqmQV
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu2GeUWPMi
唐僧：你要保密。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CbwC3Pvhz
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdsUP3Kciv
唐僧：嗯嗯。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kaKIIYTi6
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhjEZlhcm5
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrJfrjbexA
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3DgZP2ZY6
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zcv6oJ29S
武緊：吃個早飯再走。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG3v5OGmqX
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn35CIsCStn
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHOWeJzU43
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6WGeFUJmt
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4fBkUcoRg
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8SOsGAMpQ
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DLhRJVM9K
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wKxDeCUX0
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF8JimtXO8
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1reTewrQG
唐僧下馬。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEG2pGX8Lo
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtWO1z1Usu
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlweka25nEl
唐僧：你也餓了？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSnvtlpXsc
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KtFYieC0T
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHzXNL4UZA
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvgSj9hK7f
唐僧：我……路過。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmXRjwA4cE
悟空：我……乘涼。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY0xSP1rQp
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaKRqJmjt5
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4lB4jorBe
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnB3mrT5y1
唐僧：救你脫身？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74OgPThcqs
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoZeUfVC3T
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJSNkszXM6
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCvpPBBBNY
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE0MV5VGp4
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vqTP8grq6
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6i43oSUuk
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgMpWGraSn
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYzsbaFEqT
唐僧：什麽帖子？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZUIE4JhmQ
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmcTUjUhTJ
唐僧：寫什麽字？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6bWcrOCIp
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbVgYFy2zB
唐僧：我馬上上山。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkpeyWnGLl
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl2vwwbVY6
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK3ItKvLyJ
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBFOfudKr2
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhdaty1J3E
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPgtyiAYXz
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cev26SR5o
這時，山頂起風了！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvHdNAqBei
唐僧：天助我也。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0uIqeC5xM
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS58pnC0RLB
唐僧：揭帖成功。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsvUZqFCa0
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyBu6TACvx
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fpn5YWuhi
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc8qCuIhiH
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLGp6Mvsfd
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmuJCuwLqi
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1psW5XHptZ
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8PxIVgVqw
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLkDQcUI6O
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8ltwQ7Oo5
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhbYWymxvf
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDLwF4p9B7
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgY2HpYqnG
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluC1toNp67
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlopAjyupx
悟空：你挺能吹。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaUcXcfjnd
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPpZydegZ1
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWkUIzNemU
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow7KqQFaKL
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dIQFg2kgT
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oipqe5cYe
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmCzQG9fAg
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkSCRJLg5E
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWBiNvPkKY
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQyPdfchRW
孫悟空洗澡去了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtal8CZECp8
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJZaAPa3KK
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyfrSTCo47
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKAZEkkvVh
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nncGR7Z3g
大媽：給。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPoSCJBZeK
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfamzuqpfdK
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgjmuV5TAx
大媽：怎麽回事？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3duklLtHQW
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU02hc347E
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs70xTT9lk
唐僧：容易學麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZJLdLk9vh
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDspb5zy4BF
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NMBuhOwA6
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCebAmP7sLT
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjSEQxiZkp
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I89UaRtWg
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IDiKsITyg
悟空：師父，吃桃。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nBeNepSfb
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jnoLTvJBW
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMlhhaObgN
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNj3msLMJ9
悟空：少了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroXxBFoWWK
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWB5mCYtLT
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYGGlhcGyV
悟空：真是。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJxZ1ljt3t
…………96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3kTdR4hnD
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cYTbePFM7
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABKlupb9va
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERfM8sKR3W
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgbmkOQJhr
悟空：吃我一棍！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI8DyYNes4
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyEwgmJJNx
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHJTCnS2mj
孫悟空收了武器。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e6ZzTzsQI
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJyLC9iAjZ
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBReqlOFul0
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KTnVdPSha
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz44TYXDdE
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAF58S3Rfo
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoqu9D7eCF
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsQZiKz7Ms
唐僧：金光大媽給的。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAcVKom9cr
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6Ht0QEYb4
忽——！地，觀音出現。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK64WJjlta0
觀音：是我！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6NPdCmZIH
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqMn1wmij4
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvndrcpL1Aj
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHqBdeSIax
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2d4yZna9k
悟空：有點難看。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQaXbjMPbE
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIbNAoWxbV
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vQ31I5AAX
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG4tGTmPoz
悟空：成交。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7Ks29UwbW
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1aeUJFNBw
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YcxLQBA6H
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvirXYiL91u
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCGvGfjGBO
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG6C6oUGqC
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QsRV73zeM
悟空：這事怎麽解決？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjs2LE1yTW
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7NqrUQzFF
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWkJrlmE9C
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM4FOuopf3
觀音：暫時沒。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1Y4JnTnA4
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhoSc1HuYA
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij1avvrBQG
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqsNaCKuI2
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUlvZCVVQ2
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6xQDwaabi
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5NlxfeDR1
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cDz9ss8fP
悟空：白龍馬在哪？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEVDGVYqit
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UzjUdOY30
他就出來了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sMvSJwWlS
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpHJxfuEFf
悟空：是不是出門了？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutLS7Dkp0t
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83mWipNkez
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbjchDJ53e
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz6vQiWxks
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbLOVQLz1J
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBDqZ5djBv
白龍：他還在水裏小便。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgIccdqgz1
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dZHMsuOeb
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisYHMDAl56
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmHO5OpdFa
悟空：師父，上馬。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KoRbSAO5F
唐僧騎在馬上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1xnVZxBHx
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEAbAzCUjg
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlgtIwBc0W
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WTEh4NoqB
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJZhVHC8zH
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNyBwlAoxr
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