大學校園生活新奇有趣，初為牙蘇仔的頭兩個禮拜過得飛快，眨眼連禮拜五最後一節中國歷史概論大課也終於宣告結束。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc8N6rtzao
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想不到，由三皇五帝到戰國七雄，多少人物湮沒於世，當中不乏英雄志士、名相聖賢，竟都不及商紂王在我心中留下的印象深刻。食色性也仿如海浪逐岸，人生苦短，何不及時淫樂。中出一念間，誰要思量什麼江山社稷，只管全部付諸一炮，此等豪氣，非市井小淫蟲可比。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1cpsoFnsj
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「認真。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxqEcyHgnv
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這種語境下，聽謝世傑很認真地說出「認真」二字，冷不防地讓我著實一怔。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtddLenPNd0
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「呢隻妲己飛機杯好似唔錯，點睇。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypR0lta3G4
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他看著螢幕上的妲己動漫飛機杯，兩眼癡呆。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPuUUJAetj
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「人地上堂打機，你就上堂掛住打飛機，你係好嘢㗎喎你。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvah3tC8Ti
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「中國歷史萬變不離其宗，不外乎你方唱罷我登場，呢家做完果家做，其實不過換湯不換藥。」他大發議論後轉而笑意淫淫：「留返時間學下新嘢唔好？你唔係都未試過？聽講都有七八成似，當練習都不妨一試，嘿嘿。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY4BjLC6mo
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「你中學修中史就咁講啫，我唔專心上堂乖乖地drop note屎，到時gpa唔過三，升唔返u就真係自殺都似。」我無奈。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC2ugzJlDK
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「放心，我唔難收買。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwu4WVe9TV
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「六十蚊有找。」他不忘挑挑眉，補充道：「呢隻動漫款平啲，真人版果隻就貴好多。」他邊說邊點開購物車：「拿，貴一半，不過都抵屌。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxEdQtzbKx
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「你就真係唔方唔抵屌喇。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUrSdoL5vN
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看了看商品簡介，原來所謂真人版就是以溫碧霞真人倒模作為標榜。看見那熟悉的臉龐和桃紅色小肚兜，兒時回憶湧上龜頭，不禁對這人生啟蒙老師肅然起莖。124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMX89UihN7
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「真人倒模，真係唔驚比人吿㗎喎。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ7OPR0CDS
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「冒法律之風險，謀男士之福祉！盜亦有道也！」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeQE4zF5EJ
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「講到咁偉大，你估真係溫碧霞果塊咩。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSIQPMkI2v
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「康兄，此言差矣，信則係，不信則不係，唔信你就屌緊飛機杯，信你就屌緊溫碧霞，你信唔信？」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYVATBlGFF
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「喂啊世傑呀，不如你唔好讀中文啦，你讀哲學啦你。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41WebgTLhT
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「都唔係未曾諗過，不過副學士似乎冇得讀。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuzMasgv9b
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「唔好諗啦，再唔執嘢以後就真係得飛機杯比你屌㗎喇。」124Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqlXjDP2xS
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