師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppFrPncAz1
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxR8zzegmS
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjj1l484hN
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeyD0s4uc8
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesN5U3Zv5N
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBpHiApeYk
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8jQtJfDMu
唐僧：不定期舉行。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy26UZcJV7
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmm7hjta6h
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRNDRyNjRb
殿內，有一個和尚。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8KO7biV9S
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjAnj4zO9b
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudEbTWFtKg
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIH6H1XUMn
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWZD4q4xeB
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzwtLpdyyJ
和尚：拜吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHqaRkQ7Mz
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv8k8voOIQ
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBvtumHE57
悟空：這塑像是金子的？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn38g908Kg
唐僧：是啊。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxHJrPkdgV
悟空上下左右看著塑像。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMawEGAcvR
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7t0d7kvJe
唐僧：我也發現了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21NPaO2nnk
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWB7njkes5
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4laITTbcv
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fw74WPUgM
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEnFUft7HE
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasJkLT4j1w
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgK2068smt
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceq4q12gMM
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hb9mWl5it
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE1YVGdNt3
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcP20IMXzh
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK949onSZ01
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsCaE4Ns73
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQBHeSRrJD
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31JOKnT7f3
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SlK0Jo1gt
眾僧：胖很多。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NSdecYTw9
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF4Lcb9DPF
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojc1F08I4S
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU8Nylk48p
悟空：收工。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJNfcgZ8my
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRFO4pV3Hy
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gZyMTx8Gr
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36oRzXKJzt
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqVL8mg1SJ
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGfqjmVGuA
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hwzSpS7It
院主：給你當工錢。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr4mUqfHRy
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72EW3i3P8Z
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpwphKJH71
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZv9XUh2U5
晚飯進行中。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC2KCklCgo
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ2xHSln5H
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe60mMsBnS
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV3M1qZqhx
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o7rwXopNg
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV6Pnec1ul
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYwfegmf6X
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vUXb18Gcc
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYOsbx8EtD
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNofK64CAe
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi4Yucc0Zb
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuScY9zJvhA
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepQ3nSBtKT
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwDXam134k
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcqemVDUCi
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6t0Lm6yD0
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDWsz6Do34
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuaTe4xfaK
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbz76urXfJ
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZwT1C7QH4
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiehlToNpgL
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPEfTZgIZO
悟空：師父，沒發現。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGcnAn09s1
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8DBFFlYLF
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeHHpZYqtV
院主：我聞到香水味兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xfReKsuBp
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlpmacdi3K
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LguPI1N1w
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QiNRPUaD6
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasH4Cp3oGQ
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRRPZ0u7dB
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0vRNnFkRh
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nxe7NlFsD
悟空：了解。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeKRatG39X
院主：明天你們就西去？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xxYEDRntz
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fDFt3d3Qy
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6LA7z6a2R
唐僧：院主的意思是……？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa15fJPzfTG
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL6GxRItak
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoQQPs5yrM
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPRgFqaPs5
唐僧：好吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn46sLN2Bw
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VR7eaEZyJ
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkBslBNDwf
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfp2uvWb9T
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTIgkDdonk
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO2C0qYc89
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3kzbEJUeN
近離才看清事物的視力。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDttYijCHd
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HQpQc64LU
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64t62VHszm
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmitaxOAF6p
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BnRHfibXE
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMk4CBOJeN
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04ZXOCjfpq
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qry1shIY1
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmOI1QAN2b
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLas8Fmpjn
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC2AJ0Rxxt
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap9PU5SmKw
唐僧：停！噪音太大。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu44Txx6FD
悟空：我打慢一點。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dcjyf51dz
開始慢動作打蚊子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnLkEkZUDP
唐僧：沒風了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJAZ6YuXaj
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffxfGReYEw
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKH35Uq3dc
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2bYX7pcDx
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATCiisipQO
悟空：天上。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHcCK5iAte
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzymhDeeEuS
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FCgfTkY7I
南天門外，有數名天將把守。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4sIZSAVQs
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivfXTZLD7O
悟空：我……你們不認識？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYMClkT4yc
天將：不認識！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPE8jDxUSK
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt271SzLgXO
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkuQ1JFNjf
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO2omKHoAI
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GWzdl3Sro
悟空：消息準確？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR826X3zH0i
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImL1YscZof
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtETaf7rPlV
悟空：天王。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYIgeumZmz
天王：大聖，有什麽事？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSv4rxBiTG
悟空：你認識我？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapq5dZSxFf
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs7wjtlliL
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5rc1RVah4
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX7ww7TszG
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPVB3JClOU
天王：我還用呢。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg2CD9FFKC
悟空：我只借一晚上。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrxLtjSmJl
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHBKgh5XBp
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmZ0megl9O
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZzOclkJwg
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCGzO2olob
天王：為什麽借給他？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHdR48KNhs
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFUNze7j7v
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyU9CjOueb
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQxzLlIikP
天王：借你可以。但要收費。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxms3pZWJpN
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98NWd01qbp
天王：我租借。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXke3Da0oPn
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8XVTgF5bZ
天王：是。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j3uf0Qs7b
悟空：開價。我趕時間。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoOJnE0qZi
天王：一晚100兩。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuA222IKto
悟空：天將也是這個價？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM4Y98X9M5
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrVVLmjGXe
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ad4OG8Y1C
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeghnwlUdkS
悟空：好高的過夜費。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96BiEnEwE2
天王：是租借費。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2Z1nbB2hn
悟空：成交。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIYukb9lSW
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sYiDkxgG8
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjmBgl3FQE
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIE9j5m3Lf
第二天。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsqST08wDD
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqkAXsDeQf
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaKCZpQY3U
唐僧：這怎麽回事？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDTr7HIhWf
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhUSktFS7A
出現幾個和尚。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fHbZOTzfD
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUlV6ur9xm
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5whTVYWoVE
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevRqh5UT5o
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolU4UoGr1x
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1bFR0hKy5
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yTFnXRiwJ
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2haVArIrDJ
一個和尚跑來：99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBcqdm2Ov2
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA02GfE8Sg
眾人來到老院主的屋子。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JwlB5Wqoa
眾和尚：師祖！55555……99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUqIeqfd2Y
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstjX8so7mQ
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGiIQMME8S
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLDjBiGjXW
眾和尚：我們找證據。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l2PsZa2Lc
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHHEkfEspE
和尚：證據找到！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aJ17Iky8T
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc125ZlGxRz
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYeOMlwGgP
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIq4gAfRph
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryODAxvZRv
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRVPy99Beq
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoPhrVtWyV
眾人屋內開找袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62KCgj1818
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVlzSNG6Ic
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb3gCvhAIc
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kE50KbJJf
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8chxSEI4AU
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfiTcQHzoq
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOxVtHWS6g
唐僧：在。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOaRj3E6DX
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUehcv2Vu0u
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzt57EtKvE
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHhmuBev95
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uQ69H5owM
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrk1k7TU4F
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBXPadxNNl
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rOLtAByKG
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2eHiLZHaF
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9tLE9diqU
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmJTkoK46N
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rc3Jgtnc9
黑熊怪不停的打哈。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQotOybsns9
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SlOPzdkQR
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5scd0vcpQ
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3qIFq4CwE
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb89OIBZMFE
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQg3Tq0HpO
悟空：還我袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLEoauxRzE
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmkkbkjNXF
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaILxAmJeR
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0PEBzQUO
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkGQUQeJER
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxHPYHMp2y
黑熊怪：我能披上。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3hWZ9MYkp
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fpch7nyhe
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6yfvjz50W
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EYrATZcEX
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOHrccirFa
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndPylPD8Hk
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUvkZGnfAV
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfDpc7iEZo
眾小妖：沒聽說過。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6IyNajxcd
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60zyd5BCQH
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMj3Ofmjo6
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSDYZLibF3
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV06CpUqnI
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBEmai7yKu
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rk6PStVh4
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOIUkdDasW
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DlO34nENS
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4hhG00hAy
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEJ49mOePv
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmveViIxdC
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpULInP1WdN
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy0zYoPBvu
孫悟空返回觀音院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm12qW4svmU
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaR85gfCGf
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5bQCWpjWS
唐僧：你沒拿回來？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexYK9JEuN8
悟空：妖怪不給我。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYME67gvvVm
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO45agiVxy
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsTG06DPt9
唐僧：我們也吃飯。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcggbciSkzJ
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAspprqxm5
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlXomCiLgQ
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6dZFtQYB1
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MAfxqyr8h
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMbo8DzKyk
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf0N0AIBQm
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYroK82hyc
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBPZEmcMEs
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MHpAdeb7V
悟空：還我袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBTAsHwYlG
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gFrgdRwhk
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjpGRo5Lio
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTG55z0UvC
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyJAilcB0a
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYAxxZLB3A
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPqwCdJADv
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsbeHtpMv8
孫悟空又返回觀音院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTvSw65RJq
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNv5uklvYR
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NG7bn0Uzc
唐僧：額。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWSGvD8gZM
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo2GLTIlDE
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeLWCJlVb1
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEe84RXhlW
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ7cGSc8eF
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzFly2op3e
孫悟空又返回觀音院。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgGo65HR4W
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabgRMaKJg8
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnFIuJJtd0
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCr1wsSJht
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfyoG1rClh
嗖——！觀音出現。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uI6N9Is4C
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdCxFKTouN
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJvbK26PJY
觀音：我路過聽到。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMUKRXVkSY
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6nPxiiY4t
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT2kNmistv
黑風山。黑風洞。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhRDtHBDas
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1Mu3eapLd
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tw3CsXiEQ
小妖：誰啊？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr0CXHGziC
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOBoUyCkb0
小妖向洞內報告。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhy8YY04tG
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV3qbqmnyG
黑熊怪：快請！快請！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n7gZ40dte
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkXxiVc6Ax
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB6um2A9Z8
黑熊怪：是滴。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyNhpY6Esd
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8yJ53gyxD
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3p3y9pmy7
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo88tiChr89
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6JSmkPWnP
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6irTHAHSBN
黑熊怪：我吃！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqOv0e6ZXI
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8HEnYuCW9
仙丹是孫悟空所變。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNDXTh3Dn8
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpA1IA7cnQ
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW4dbd6YA7
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dv18o4vPS
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESy19vi9jk
靈虛仙子變回觀音。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYaDUpnEnG
觀音：交不交？快點。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMjh2xrCdG
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FKjzQDlpN
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpp2Fkkpit
黑熊怪交出袈裟。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gFMv6z2Ee
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVil335yic7
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI6nwJSXi3
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvDz0HjolN
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0ifYeWjG1
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIolGHxlfb
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZI61N7q7d
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnri6Gdfdkt
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ273Njz3Z16
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBKYIyxqB4
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。99Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQde8FFREE
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