师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX8DiGihLX
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSClQjfuKU
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19IPyNJpFJ
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XtEif5ANp
悟空：是。师父。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvbnYmuxG3
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq3RBJ8PVm
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXjX848tJC
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHM667zypX
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3Du5FEda1
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSRuEKTMTg
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHItPe5M8f
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAsoGx6gC7
家丁：你会降妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbevI0ZoKib
悟空：是滴。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnrmzfCzCr
家丁：有没有降妖证？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxvFc9sVpS
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLERTRRwNHk
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi6ABHzfP0
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2haqFpG9v
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABtSq9S8Xe
悟空：我有证人。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJd9B0zSWX
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IFxupbO0r
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeArpyMPvLv
家丁：他真的能降妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T3ZTnFDM6
唐僧：能，我是证人。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iUcAxfbuj
悟空：目击证人。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzNneLwGKY
唐僧：我是目击证人。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9GBysg700
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIuWbKmb3o
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuda49MR7b
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuXk6RlUvw
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQIz6ZcWiZ
家丁：哦。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2i3XxhbTf
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASPYGGb3kk
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31sRXYEtIi
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uKAbJrJ9c
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh0huNpDNx
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A8vno6XY1
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8zSuO6PWJ
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJvnXVnZlG
高太公：2位是降妖的？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm5N6YKho4
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuDLvkfiRf
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKgav5I2fK
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyKVRnDrX3
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lTfi7cpJ5
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T5iXNfwvE
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDX0ZYAj8x
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV0SZ378ZX
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKvb16SMkD
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr9stvK5WB
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AYkppRL4N
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDONUoFGmx
悟空：牛妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrpJTgayYG
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdH3esXxS4
悟空：猪妖？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDnPRkHfkc
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN191eWTkAT
悟空：不喝汤？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvdtZ5n0xE
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprX4zzPC0E
悟空：配什么菜？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IT9pMHciB
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWbnYDR8Ry
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z6TU9XxqY
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv32ZZsy429
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXeSiItCXh
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj4qf7QTOz
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6cZJ8uW1j
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGsBpzpyIa
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ595WOTTvyf
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8HRbFRxwq
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJgqvsbqN2
悟空：猪啊！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc2o7fvOSt
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrBzjtfcDX
妖怪也呕吐不止。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQgSciLG6J
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhblTBZ4r
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBozCFs9qW
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6i1aKcH0V
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD5agghjV4
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NunwnBCAG
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Fjp9GFjm
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhmTl6TKhB
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAkRzgJOYN
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu1PrU4LWh
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPqiicUuFm
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmvdrFqyJX
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9kghSHVWz
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXuxt7gHqd
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RirRD8uom
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tTGNwtOQ2
悟空：我就是！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwwLwr8tMj
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3d2TcQsKY
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc49LUVO9Wf
妖怪：我闪！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddWMYYQH0M
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZFTPlFb5Y
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkBgMKa3ws
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWQUJSR3PV
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup1AmHeBZN
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7EeekELtN
悟空：出来！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVCZQGu1P2
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QRT6cf99m
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2oUubVQhZ
悟空：我以为你睡了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZC3hiFRSj
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU0Y2NvyXi
悟空：时间太长。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsgnIQoYQm
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtZPZKovD8
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFp9V0r920
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxoKQv93GV
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2MdbChAOR
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxEn8Wi4Ot
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT0I4NA7Xm
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1NbJxz7Mf
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36unxyu0Rv
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLKvSLWTvx
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqXH011Hnt
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBCZnR7XcP
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfvUYZj3zU
猪妖：真的？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnCS4KYFAS
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mUj12vJpA
猪妖：吃我一钯！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvXTbv3Y9L
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJP5zF3VUJ
猪妖：打空了？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrPThZ5RdY
悟空：没。是你没打动。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMasIr4Vgbh
猪妖：你的头好硬！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuXrkyRGvs
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJhsadmz02
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX4ULTj3Vk
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQD7rGu7vO
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrODuxUNkTB
悟空：欢迎光临。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrYTnmCIGn
猪妖：我要睡了。88！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKudGSZKmlJ
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdIuJszL1Z
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gS7bHVsvJ
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAmY9pqTOH
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SMZT0JtbL
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeafF6YSiwt
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVRUtCV8tw
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9wdcrwV6N
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9vyTwnP7M
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFFEApmeFQ
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoPOZOqhFU
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMmeKv4Ic2
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuhAWkLCxJ
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn2W9syobI
2人拥抱，流泪。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2XvfwKcqT
悟空：我带你见师父。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGwrVPjTnM
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5HvSc8AfR
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaJMBVZSNb
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7e2TMXmsw
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbFjMwapsF
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpXzfHs2NZ
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEgmknf2gf
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHPM0m0hDl
猪妖：师父！师父！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUjYmzGWgx
唐僧：你叫我师父？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8oY9wCUlJ
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBbBZhdHMf
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwKgd0A36d
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXeuFZxqMw
八戒：我是猪八戒……92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFZaEMK318
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK2nx3jtVO
八戒和悟空边说边表演。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI4FBgNocM
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqwIcTUHv9
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悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC2dG5Kg2N
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