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Mr. Monterrey Jack Cheddar

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Jul 12, 2023 429 2 Mins Read
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I was there the day you were born

One would think of you a blank slate

Up until your innocence lost

At the time of your first hate

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How could you be capable of much sin?

Quick to pass blame

That’s what always puzzled me

Getting out of jail in my name?

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I was there in your adolescence

A sharp one in your teens

Kicked your feet upon your desk

Bragging “It’s good to be me”

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I was there for your first heartbeat

These things occur as they should

You were flustered and disjointed, I understand

Couldn’t help yourself, it felt good

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A memory from time to time

Accompanied in moments of rain

Don’t worry, I’ve got your back

Poor soul, you look so strained

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I’m well acquainted with many familiar faces

The addict screaming on the street

The one who cursed you in traffic

Shoved you in the locker during gym meet

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The one that smiles and says good morning

The one that smiles and says “here’s your change”

After all their pleasantries

You still fancy them strange

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The one inside your home church

On the same pew that you sit

The man preaching the sermon

In a suit behind the pulpit

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But all good friendships never last

Claim its complicated

No worries, I’m not mad

Just disappointed

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I remember all the fun times we had

During the times where you writhed in pain

Your head rested upon my shoulders

And after this, you want me to go away?

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This new friend of yours, hope he suits you well

I tried to make acquaintance at one point

Remember if he ever angers you

All is forgiven, come and rest at my joint

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Claim to not know me, but I’m an old family friend of yours

And yet you view me as a serpent on a tree?

A mirror will best suit you

Are you sure that serpent is really me?

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Felt like I’ve been on earth much too long

Upset that another man is in my place

Just trying to get back what was took from me

Even though for me, there is no grace

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Gave delicious fruit to your great grandparents

Tried to help those involved in cross burnings and hate

Tried to help those who Goosetepped in 1940’s Germany

Offered a buffet of sorts on people’s plate

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But where are my manners…

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Hola, bonjour and gutentag

Pleased to meet me the pleasure is your’s

Want to go for another car ride?

A stroll along a shining shore?

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Call me at anytime

I’ve got your back

Add a pinch for more flavor in your life

Please, call me Mr. Monterey Jack

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