於是愛兒朝往海底的深處,魔女小烏的藥局,傳聞小烏擁有海洋中最邪惡的力量,有許多人魚向小烏買藥,都落得悽慘的結局,然而為了追求真愛,一點風險又算得了什麼,愛兒是如此相信「真愛定能排除萬難。」82Please respect copyright.PENANA1CS2VSZFbW
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當愛兒遊向藥局,看到門口張貼的標語「服用藥水一定有風險,藥水服用有賺有賠,申購前應詳閱公開說明書。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAHdXG3tN7l0
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這麼複雜的文法一向是愛兒最不擅長,愛兒擅長的就只有唱情歌,這串標語自然視而不見,再說愛兒怎麼會因為抽象的風險,放棄自己的真愛呢!82Please respect copyright.PENANAW6VDzBKAvR
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愛兒一進門,眼前的環境明亮寬敞,櫃檯桌上一塵不染,陳架上的藥水整齊劃一,大理石地板熠熠生輝,散發專業、值得信任的形象,與自己想像中恐怖、神秘的氛圍相去深遠。82Please respect copyright.PENANAgEmwLle0pX
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愛兒問:「魔女小烏在嗎?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ6MsFjn34
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小烏從櫃檯桌冒出頭來,小烏綁著包包頭,空氣瀏海細細分明,給人一種精明幹練的印象,而小小的臉蛋顯得年輕,讓人猜不出年紀。82Please respect copyright.PENANAGTjzfPMSC9
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「妳要買什麼藥水呢?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAqE5UKdGA27
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「給我一瓶喝下去會長出女人雙腳的藥水。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAsvRm3JOG3D
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「為什麼妳會想要女人的雙腳?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAHP69ddRPEq
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「為了真愛,我愛上陸地上的王子。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAzOl1IBQ9Hz
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「那麼你知道女人的雙腳除了走路,還能做什麼?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAGmyz6OQNOK
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「還可以跑步、跳舞、逛街購物。」82Please respect copyright.PENANA47NRqGLcTo
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「哈哈哈哈,你只知道這些嗎?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAirjuVRnYmg
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愛兒沉默不語,點點頭。82Please respect copyright.PENANA7nzagfTuoW
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「看來你對男女之事一無所知,這樣你也敢踏上陸地,我真是佩服,看來要先把妳教會,不然等王子打開你的雙腳,你肯定會相當害怕。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAKxJ7WDWYOv
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「你快教教我吧!」82Please respect copyright.PENANAqm186Czk8y
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「首先你要知道女人雙腳中間有條道路,它會帶男女通往愛情的高嘲,同時也是孕育生命的路口,妳要知道如何使用,王子想要你的雙腳,圖的就是能踏進這條路。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAnQSYyj4YoE
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「小烏妳說得我完全聽不懂,可以告訴我要怎麼做?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAJlzbhRynZl
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「說得形象一點,當你解開王子的褲子,妳會發現男人兩腳之間,還有第三隻腳,你要把第三隻腳放進雙腿中間的道路,接下來只要不斷在路上摩擦,你會發現第三隻腳會越來越炙熱,當火候到了,第三隻腳會在這條路上射出愛的精華,那麼你和王子就有機會孕育愛情的結晶,也就是生命,這個行為人類稱呼為做愛,這麼說妳明白了嗎?」82Please respect copyright.PENANApjuy6HIiRN
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「謝謝妳告訴我怎麼做愛,我好像有點懂。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAVJmEyXWX5P
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「先有這個概念,到時候你自然會知道怎麼做,講真的我佩服妳追求真愛的勇氣,我就算妳便宜一點,原價一萬,這罐藥水收你5000貝殼幣就好。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAHi2J40tY2h
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「好的,雖然還是有點貴,不過我買了。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAfMMAGH3GB8
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小烏給了愛兒一罐藥水,和藥水說明書,字小小的密密麻麻,但愛兒不會去看,相信讀者平常買完東西後也不會閱讀說明書,更何況是天真無邪的愛兒公主。82Please respect copyright.PENANAwRkf6tpPeo
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「愛兒公主妳要在天空露出魚肚白,全部喝完藥水不能有剩喔,告訴你喔!這瓶藥水只有七天的有效期,七天效期過了,妳就會化為泡沫,除非你喝下解藥。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAToByEge1ke
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「解藥在哪裡?」82Please respect copyright.PENANAaB7RCOHGZ3
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「解藥在王子的第三隻腳裡,你可以透過雙手上下、或著嘴巴吞吐,讓王子噴出愛的精華,當妳喝下愛的精華,妳就不會化為泡沫,這並不難,對你們倆來說很簡單,畢竟是真愛嗎!」小烏臉蛋泛紅,興奮地說。82Please respect copyright.PENANAj8xKZIiBz6
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「小烏,妳人真好,我該如何感謝妳。」82Please respect copyright.PENANAiVYe0Nfz9I
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「你們倆幸福就是對我最好的感謝,再給你這扇貝, 打開扇貝,我們就可以遠端視訊通話了!有什麼疑問,立刻Call我」82Please respect copyright.PENANAm2GOkp2pZU
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「小烏妳真是我的好姐姐。」說完愛兒給了小烏大大的擁抱。82Please respect copyright.PENANA4tXb4nwKsY
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真是幸福的公主,獲得了真愛,同時也收穫珍貴的友情。