「喂,同學,醒下啦!其他人都已經離走晒!」有人用力拍打着我的肩膀。17Please respect copyright.PENANAAbVOX3vSXY
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淡黃的光線刺入雙眼,帶着幾分溫暖……17Please respect copyright.PENANAJJ7MEmw2zw
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難道我上了天堂?17Please respect copyright.PENANA2AKOf2RM93
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「喂!喂!同學!」那人加重了力道拍打,語氣中顯出些許不耐。17Please respect copyright.PENANAKtSJsfuZDC
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我揉了揉雙眼,抬起頭,準備查看自己身在何處,並且看看究竟是誰如此吵鬧。17Please respect copyright.PENANAIzAH2EoRRr
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我懶洋洋地伸了個懶腰,開口道:「好啦好啦,催催催,就算死咗,都要俾你嘈撫醒?」四下張望,我才發現——這裡根本不是天堂。17Please respect copyright.PENANAfrodkZljOD
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書桌、黑板、黑板上的圓形掛鐘、牆上的通告……17Please respect copyright.PENANAGYvsHmTwNl
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至少,天堂應該不會有這些東西,更不會有一位面色兇惡的大嬸。17Please respect copyright.PENANAAAFMFbORei
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那位看起來極其不好惹的大嬸,手上拿着一塊抹布,憤憤地說:「催?我仲要抹枱呀!成層課室都抹好,唔催你我催邊個?」17Please respect copyright.PENANAllxryUmZN0
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她的話令我愣住數十秒。剛才她稱呼我為「同學」……我的腦袋還沒來得及轉動,身體已經本能地作出了反應。17Please respect copyright.PENANAaA0bXbu2iJ
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「同學?邊個……係同學?我係同學?」我喃喃自語。17Please respect copyright.PENANAVYCY90NzK7
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我低頭看着自己身上所穿的校服,伸手摸了摸自己的胸膛,確實有觸感,但異常平坦,甚至手指的皮膚略帶粗糙。17Please respect copyright.PENANANI5fMqC7pX
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等等,粗糙?17Please respect copyright.PENANAPTBfdxM5n7
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我趕忙摸了摸大腿,是長褲的布料。17Please respect copyright.PENANAsGan4dxNM5
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怎麼回事?我不是應該穿着裙子嗎?17Please respect copyright.PENANA2217NDxzvY
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等等……等等……17Please respect copyright.PENANAGGW71nbXbI
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「同學?同學?你瞓懵咗?」大嬸的語氣開始由責備轉為關懷,聲音也變得柔和,彷彿在對待一位精神失常的人。17Please respect copyright.PENANAgDwBu3wqaK
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我沒有理會她,自顧自地摸索自己的身體,直到摸到褲襠之中有一條……異物,那手感之巨大與明確,令我整個人如墜冰窟。17Please respect copyright.PENANACFou7qC752
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「冇可能!冇可能!我唔係女咩?點解會係男人?!」我朝着下身大叫,聲音大得連大嬸都被我嚇了一跳。17Please respect copyright.PENANAADVzNFtX7T
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「我一定係發夢!對,一定係夢!」我仍不肯接受這荒誕的現實,轉身便朝洗手間狂奔而去。17Please respect copyright.PENANAAIN6NBnIhT
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奔跑之間,我感覺到從未有過的速度與力量,那雙腿充滿爆發力。越真實,心中的混亂便越劇烈。17Please respect copyright.PENANAUv1M6deK7Q
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我越過幾間課室,終於衝進洗手間,找到一個空無一人的廁格,迫不及待地拉下褲子。17Please respect copyright.PENANARs1rv9LXBp
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果然,那裡赫然懸掛着……一條巨蟒。17Please respect copyright.PENANAtY1fuN8oPi
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完了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAe5GJoCu7NX
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這條巨蟒,徹底擊碎了我最後的幻想。17Please respect copyright.PENANAf84KWiwiFH
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我變成了男人,一個貨真價實的臭男人,我這一生最厭惡的生物。17Please respect copyright.PENANAkyuRc4VIqR
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「點解會變咗做男人?仲有……我明明係女,呢度究竟係邊度?我又係邊個?點解我會係呢個男身上?」我雙眼失神地盯着廁格門板,不斷自言自語。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8wZ26ngKcL
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洗手間中雖然瀰漫着檸檬清香,卻無法帶給我一絲寧靜;隔壁馬桶傳來的沖水聲,更像是在嘲笑我此刻的悲劇命運。17Please respect copyright.PENANAppAPAtqDjE
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「我係邊個?手機!手機一定有晒我所有嘢!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAJUA6tsFmnA
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我靈機一動,立刻伸手進入褲袋摸索。17Please respect copyright.PENANAqstbuoDucX
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然而,掏了半天,卻什麼也沒掏到出來,只掏到那條巨龍。17Please respect copyright.PENANAR3k0dH8yPN
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幹!17Please respect copyright.PENANAsEIVttBSqU
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大概是放在書包裡了吧。而書包應該還留在課室。17Please respect copyright.PENANAco0xDffw6b
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現在,我首要任務便是弄清楚自己的身分與所處環境。17Please respect copyright.PENANAwT9jzIK8B0
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想到這裡,我甚至有些好奇自己目前的樣貌。17Please respect copyright.PENANA9FVDGHT0gU
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或許,這具身體的原主人長得不錯,是個高人氣的帥哥?又或者,他已經有女朋友,受人歡迎?就算不是俊朗之輩,應該至少是個外貌正常、有正常社交的人吧?17Please respect copyright.PENANAURm7jU5Wyh
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或許,在返回課室之前,我可以先去照一照鏡子。17Please respect copyright.PENANACeZQWXCjiZ
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懷着這樣的期待,我打開了廁所的門,然而,眼前映入的不是鏡子,而是一名女生,短髮,胸大的。17Please respect copyright.PENANAPiahLUiidz
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我尷尬地衝她微笑,試圖展現所謂「美男子」的魅力。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQTahVKot2m
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「呀!」那名女生滿臉通紅地驚叫。17Please respect copyright.PENANAXJNl2UxBpd
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我原以為她是被我迷倒,卻很快察覺並非如此。17Please respect copyright.PENANAEhELqYwDz2
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她並非因我英俊而臉紅,而是因為,我闖錯廁所了。17Please respect copyright.PENANATyLhH68QNQ
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沒錯,我這個「新生男人」,居然堂而皇之地走進了女廁,還對剛如廁完畢的女生露出微笑。17Please respect copyright.PENANAEtWA6zAm00
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「 今次仆街了……」我心中一聲長歎。17Please respect copyright.PENANAO7wCvLuV0X
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那名女生的神情從羞赧轉為驚愕,再轉為驚恐,最後爆發出一聲尖叫,整個過程不過一秒。17Please respect copyright.PENANAjclMlIDIMF
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「變態呀!有變態呀!人嚟呀!」她尖聲叫喊。17Please respect copyright.PENANAXOzRM1cDmc
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我這才反應過來,但雙腿早已本能地開始奔跑。17Please respect copyright.PENANAxhOIDsa5BQ
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如果可以,我真想向她道歉。17Please respect copyright.PENANAxYVUOgPe8h
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她原本美好的高中回憶,如今竟被一個「男生」闖入女廁並微笑對視所玷污。雖然我自覺長得不差,但這種際遇實在難以接受。17Please respect copyright.PENANAK6o7O8SYBg
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不過,這也不能全怪我。畢竟我本來是個女生,自然條件反射地走進了女廁。17Please respect copyright.PENANALbfxjVWLqu
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這不是我的錯!17Please respect copyright.PENANAFAqm2ONrfa
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「出事啦!我而家!我……係邊個?仲有點解會喺呢個男仔身上?」我一邊狂奔,一邊內心哀號。17Please respect copyright.PENANAYsLZHN2xwF
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「等一等……」17Please respect copyright.PENANALB9mzxb3Vn
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「等一等…… 我本來是誰?」17Please respect copyright.PENANAW3oBDYJMql