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No Plagiarism!5ZBZraf5FJ9UtM6YlxUfposted on PENANA 「據說,前方那種生物叫做『史萊姆』。」我指著約莫一百公尺外的自走藍色大果凍。8964 copyright protection221PENANAZACPHdGQPd 維尼
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「班長,妳說什麼......『屎』...什麼?『屎老母』?怎麼聽起來感覺很臭。」她充滿疑惑。8964 copyright protection221PENANAmyIwFF7LOj 維尼
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「不是那個屎,是英文的『s』——『slime』,英文就是這樣唸的。」8964 copyright protection221PENANA2qJ0Sjp39E 維尼
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「班長,妳不要欺負我有阿豆仔(外國人)外貌。我英文從來沒及格過,從小到大老師都愛叫我當英文小老師。大家怎麼可以以貌取人!」8964 copyright protection221PENANAYTWhIaG4UT 維尼
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「......還真是辛苦妳了。」8964 copyright protection221PENANAuFMo2z0lX0 維尼
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再跟大家簡單介紹一下。8964 copyright protection221PENANAg7aVQKWpXl 維尼
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是的,我們現在所在位置是異世界。8964 copyright protection221PENANAnkLsz50kEp 維尼
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旁邊有棵高得可以跟台北101大樓比拚的樹,根據我的資料庫考究,應該是傳說中的世界樹。8964 copyright protection221PENANAMKvIJAIYMT 維尼
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「喂,妳可以不要踢世界樹破壞公物嗎?」8964 copyright protection221PENANAFB1qpv5QjI 維尼
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「蛤?」她還是繼續踢,不知道是在幹嘛。8964 copyright protection221PENANAXhVjC324UD 維尼
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然後,站在我旁邊使用暴力的是金髮碧眼、外型亮麗的—台妹—注意,是『台妹』、『台妹』、『台妹』,因為很重要,所以講三次。8964 copyright protection221PENANAdMGYtaVSzh 維尼
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根據wiki所述......咳,抱歉,現在網路連不上。8964 copyright protection221PENANAxMghoCWlEq 維尼
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根據本人理解,台妹泛指打扮俗艷、行事嗆辣且講話帶有台灣本土風味的獨特女生。8964 copyright protection221PENANAR0x2HI4x9p 維尼
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「怡君啊,我說妳這樣踢樹要幹嘛咧?我們應該要省點力氣,找點食物再找個地方休息,渡過今晚吧。」一名穿著西裝的中年大叔對台妹說。8964 copyright protection221PENANAIJqLkt7Tcn 維尼
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「幹,誰是怡君,我叫做Alice。」台妹放下大腿,逼近大叔,抓起衣領,進行一連串的武力恐嚇。8964 copyright protection221PENANAIczXHz1xIh 維尼
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「抱、抱歉,Alice。那請問怡...Alice,我們要不要去那邊看看?」大叔指著山腳下,看起來有村莊的方向說。8964 copyright protection221PENANAr8YczGME6w 維尼
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「就算要去村莊也要先解決掉那隻史萊姆,牠擋在過去的路上。」我說,Alice也點頭同意。8964 copyright protection221PENANAXqs4Bnlz52 維尼
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Alice盯著大叔。8964 copyright protection221PENANAhWBroKuxf4 維尼
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「怎麼一直看我?」大叔竟臉紅了。8964 copyright protection221PENANAkO07lauv3o 維尼
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大叔可能不太習慣接觸異性,尤其是像Alice這種模特兒等級顏值的美女。8964 copyright protection221PENANAXcsXgCB7Xu 維尼
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說到他,剛剛還被我發現他一直在偷看Alice踢樹的裙下風光,害我腦內忍不住下了『#癡漢』的hashtag給大叔。8964 copyright protection221PENANAUPRDp2Yw3o 維尼
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Alice翻找她的手提包,拿出一個驚人物品遞給大叔。8964 copyright protection221PENANAjE60ygurIR 維尼
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「當過兵吧?拿這個去對付那果凍吧。」225Please respect copyright.PENANAKnJXIE1sdG
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「好漢不提當年勇,我體格就是海軍陸戰隊的。」大叔邊說,嘴角邊發抖。8964 copyright protection221PENANAFRxXHvkUp4 維尼
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「喔,那快去吧。」Alice拿了一把手槍給大叔。8964 copyright protection221PENANAxR7uwuynUO 維尼
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難道,Alice家裡是黑社會嗎?8964 copyright protection221PENANAFaYssNsQp6 維尼
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Alice指著史萊姆的方向,要大叔過去攻擊。8964 copyright protection221PENANA4hjubRYAgJ 維尼
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「我是新一代James Bond,我來啦!史萊姆,吃我一槍,啊——」8964 copyright protection221PENANAxjZ8MPRTuE 維尼
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大叔真的衝過去了!?8964 copyright protection221PENANAuV9iyFszH7 維尼
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「班長,我們趁機繞過去,快!」8964 copyright protection221PENANAyCzsZnZfbb 維尼
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Alice不等我回應,直接牽起我的左手,乘隙跑過去。8964 copyright protection221PENANA8goT0nJbp4 維尼
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她從容不迫地拉著我奔跑,微風徐徐,秀麗的金髮飄揚起來,陽光灑落在她身上,顯得格外亮眼奪目。8964 copyright protection221PENANAhzSf3XhSkt 維尼
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「Alice,那把槍不要緊嗎?」我很擔心。8964 copyright protection221PENANAUd5sRl0Yen 維尼
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Alice轉向我,拋出溫暖美麗的笑容,她的酒窩讓我陶醉。8964 copyright protection221PENANAFcb3UiUoxc 維尼
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她說:「免驚。」(譯:別怕)8964 copyright protection221PENANADg7zjdsrBr 維尼
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「嗯嗯。」即便Alice的台語總讓我出戲,但是她的存在著實讓我放心。8964 copyright protection221PENANAep5v0OGJnN 維尼
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「史萊姆,受死吧!!!」大叔正在跟史萊姆搏鬥。8964 copyright protection221PENANA5pSd8Dx58l 維尼
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從旁經過的時候,我聽到了槍聲。8964 copyright protection221PENANAFwt5sCZjcC 維尼
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子彈,飛出,準確地擊中史萊姆。8964 copyright protection221PENANAttMGL5dDI3 維尼
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子彈不像電影場景般造成出血殺傷,而是碰到史萊姆的身體之後,像是一顆球從牠身上慢慢滾落。8964 copyright protection221PENANA4KQtbakyhE 維尼
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大叔瘋狂掃射好幾槍,直到子彈用盡。8964 copyright protection221PENANAjLy7sBUWnO 維尼
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史萊姆毫無感覺般,緩緩靠近大叔,張開嘴巴,吞下了他。8964 copyright protection221PENANA6dyQCgmJGR 維尼
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「Alice,那把槍是什麼?」8964 copyright protection221PENANA8HhHWOb150 維尼
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「BB槍,我在阿嬤家旁邊的柑仔店買的。我還有另一把更強的水槍喔。」8964 copyright protection221PENANATJcrTS4vDX 維尼
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媽,今天晚餐吃什麼?8964 copyright protection221PENANAU8Cpx9mdVZ 維尼
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麻辣鍋,好不好?8964 copyright protection221PENANA5Pjaq2cBaI 維尼
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wiki註解:BB彈(英語:BB shot,簡稱BB)是供氣槍發射使用的一種球狀金屬彈丸,也是最早出現、現今常見的氣槍彈種類之一。8964 copyright protection221PENANAaW0sMeE7FH 維尼
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