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最好中秋秋夜月,常時易雨多陰。難逢此夜更無雲,玉輪飛碧落,銀幕換層城。185Please respect copyright.PENANAHpkyQFk8LS
桂子香濃凝瑞露,中興氣象分明。酒樓燈市管弦聲,今宵誰肯睡,醉看曉參橫。8964 copyright protection181PENANAYsQ1ZvW5Yt 維尼
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咪撚以為我淨係識‘床前明月光’咁cheap得㗎?!俾你估得到我咪好流?!8964 copyright protection181PENANAHRB5ikdhfs 維尼
食完月餅,已經成十點鐘,阿Paul忽然話要落街行吓。8964 copyright protection181PENANAfGSWDgILCH 維尼
我哋呢度係Moabit,之前已經講過係比較窮嘅住宅區。晤似柏林嘅商業區或者遊客區日夜都咁旺,呢度一入黑就烏燈黑火,鬼影都無隻,咁有乜撚嘢好行呢?8964 copyright protection181PENANAafnysLDzve 維尼
阿Paul落咗樓之後,我同肥佬就想打開個雪櫃放返嚿食剩嘅月餅入去。8964 copyright protection181PENANAw7EjTxL2Be 維尼
肥佬:“咦,點解晤見咗咁多軟芝士嘅?”8964 copyright protection181PENANANQeGjXLXVQ 維尼
啲軟芝士係前幾日我哋行超市買嘅。阿Paul佢話鐘意食,我哋見咁平,就買咗一大堆細細嚿獨立包裝嘅軟芝士返嚟……8964 copyright protection181PENANApQGxo74cOU 維尼
肥佬:“晤通阿Paul攞埋啲芝士落街?”8964 copyright protection181PENANAYuGHCcqHgc 維尼
我哋之前都無為意啲芝士食咗幾多……8964 copyright protection181PENANAorx0N5CUeG 維尼
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阿Paul成十一點幾先返嚟。我哋見佢返嚟嗰陣兩手揈揈。8964 copyright protection181PENANAeQm6LC7pUo 維尼
我:“雪櫃咁多芝士係咪你攞咗?”8964 copyright protection181PENANA2JqVgOj15s 維尼
Paul:“我食晒啦!”8964 copyright protection181PENANATFratoLLm0 維尼
肥佬:“用晒咋瓦 ……”8964 copyright protection181PENANAXNSfdfeQ15 維尼
肥佬:“呢度咁多大大隻毛臣臣嘅東歐佬同埋土耳其佬,外面又烏燈黑火,有咩好行?晤通你落街係去搵土耳其佬賣seafood 賺錢嚟呢個trip?!晤係你邊有咁多錢無撚𠸎𠸎飛嚟德國?”8964 copyright protection181PENANAHExwRia8Tp 維尼
Paul:“癡撚線!”8964 copyright protection181PENANA8VhqcgVEGY 維尼
肥佬:“一定係啦!咁多芝士原來晤係用嚟食嘅,係用嚟搽嘅。啲芝士係咪好用過KY膏好多?又平又軟又滑!”8964 copyright protection181PENANAo7Vn4eYy7F 維尼
我:“晤通,你每年嚟搵多蒙特個客,都係靠芝士賣seafood 嚟賺路費?”8964 copyright protection181PENANAozAmv4FuFy 維尼
以我同肥佬嘅推理能力同埋作故仔能力,就算只係得咁少嘅線索,我哋已經可以作,晤係,係‘推理’晒成個故事出嚟,仲要係栩栩如生,入型入格,如幻似真,虛虛實實,真假難分…… 肥佬就將個劇情演繹返出嚟:8964 copyright protection181PENANAtUacBP0MwS 維尼
Paul:“Oh …… your dick is so big……”8964 copyright protection181PENANAGjo3i7Z8vu 維尼
土耳其佬:“Ha ha ha!Don’t you like big dick?”8964 copyright protection181PENANAdHxZlg9BK0 維尼
Paul:“Wait …… it hurts!Let me put some cheese on!”8964 copyright protection181PENANAS3gnMNoeKq 維尼
土耳其佬:“Help yourself!”8964 copyright protection181PENANAjeH7iSaI4k 維尼
Paul:“Oh …… It feels much better!Faster!Faster!Faster!Oh ….. Oh …… Oh ......”8964 copyright protection181PENANA4mPvsBucMD 維尼
哈哈哈!哈哈哈!8964 copyright protection181PENANAy1jJ6FuPEl 維尼
肥佬一路講,我哋兩個一路笑到肚都欒!8964 copyright protection181PENANAoeCAXRZxU6 維尼
自此,我哋晤再叫阿Paul做阿Paul,而只係叫佢做‘芝士Paul’!185Please respect copyright.PENANAP8NsC8ewvu
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