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No Plagiarism!zQrJXLEdDWTbIzgonxeZposted on PENANA 婷婷辦事效率超高,在我拜託她介紹男生當週便安排了週末聚餐,叫我好好打扮。8964 copyright protection223PENANAouBwo0lKyR 維尼
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我按照她的建議,簡單抓一下頭髮,戴上隱形眼鏡,看起來好像比平常有精神一點。對了,她還叫我戴項鍊⋯⋯8964 copyright protection223PENANAGr1J35itnR 維尼
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「你脖子細細長長的,穿個V領,戴條項鍊,看起來就會很可口,讓人忍不住想咬下去。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAyrFN8cj0Ul 維尼
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知道她在稱讚,不過我莫名有種好像被騷擾的感覺。8964 copyright protection223PENANAnyytnv5gVn 維尼
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原本每天戴的項鍊已經進了焚化爐,我翻箱倒櫃,找到唯一能掛在脖子上的,只有阿嬤不知道去哪求的平安符。反正皮繩也是繩,紅繩也是繩,就這個囉。8964 copyright protection223PENANALENYP4ozVF 維尼
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老實說,我不敢期待跟對方一拍即合之類的,畢竟我不高不帥不聰明,床上也不夠騷,實在沒什麼吸引人的條件。偏偏我個性慢熱又重感覺,從高中暗戀的學長到前男友,都是認識一陣子,然後某天不知道為什麼被雷打到就喜歡上了,搞得別人問我喜歡什麼類型我都答不出來。8964 copyright protection223PENANALBUPPrA14d 維尼
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就是因為那麼麻煩,我才會活了二十五年只交過一個男朋友吧。8964 copyright protection223PENANA8661rBKvvR 維尼
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我在約定時間的十分鐘前到達主題餐廳門口,鳴人和佐助已經到了,在櫥窗前交頭接耳,狀似親密⋯⋯誒誒,我怎麼也被腐女同事同化了?8964 copyright protection223PENANAW5vvBMF35d 維尼
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鳴人先看到我,舉起手來打招呼,「阿傑⋯⋯哇,你今天的打扮幹勁十足哦!」8964 copyright protection223PENANAX6ArFvGsy1 維尼
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他的反應讓我緊張了一下,「很、很奇怪嗎?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAbrDZQwjiXN 維尼
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佐助的眼睛像掃瞄器一樣,往我頭上掃到腳,又從腳掃到頭,「不會啊,很適合你。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAlC8Kqw4RFk 維尼
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「對啊,以後都這樣來上班嘛,多賞心悅目。」鳴人拿出手機,將鏡頭對著我,好像在街邊看到可愛浪貓一樣,「來來來,拍照存證,阿傑變帥了。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAHwubaAAeic 維尼
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「不要鬧,不要鬧。」我遮住臉,躲到佐助身後。鳴人不死心又追上來,我們就這樣繞著佐助老鷹捉小雞。8964 copyright protection223PENANA1ATPmBPK0r 維尼
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後來母雞⋯⋯我是說佐助大概不耐煩了,出手對鳴人施以鎖喉之刑,「好了啦,李明仁。人家都說不要了。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAfzdUvlr1ZS 維尼
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哇,這身手。下任火影非他莫屬啊。8964 copyright protection223PENANA2X2CVgbOoC 維尼
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這時婷婷的聲音從旁邊傳來:「你們在大街上玩什麼老鷹抓小雞?」我轉頭看,她挽著一名男士,臉上表情複雜,好像有種無奈兼頭痛的感覺。我正要說話,她的視線又越過我,向我身後打招呼:「路克,你到啦?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAYRe5olE8vH 維尼
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順著婷婷的視線看過去,門口有位穿著高領加西裝外套的帥哥,也在朝她打招呼,「學姊好,學長好。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAyHnrMXYjYk 維尼
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等等,他在那裡站多久了?該不會我的蠢樣全被看去了?這還真是出師不利!8964 copyright protection223PENANAhweYN8tKpM 維尼
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當初婷婷在計畫時,好像是鳴人提議多找幾個人一起聚餐,比較不會太刻意、像相親。可是現在這座位安排——路克坐在婷婷夫婦中間,我坐在鳴人和佐助中間,兩邊面對面——他媽的哪裡不像相親?只不過比起家長,鳴佐兩人更像左右護法罷了。8964 copyright protection223PENANAIC0qh5KHhX 維尼
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站在對方的角度搞不好也很詭異,面前單身男人一字排開,似乎有點像第四台的XX情緣。8964 copyright protection223PENANAZFCoHqghlx 維尼
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信耶穌得……台灣新郎?8964 copyright protection223PENANABwmFjWE2gZ 維尼
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這頓飯吃得還算順利,人多好聊不尷尬。原來路克大我四歲(間接證實婷婷至少三十歲),在廣告業上班,假日喜歡爬山健行,偶爾會去看舞台劇。8964 copyright protection223PENANAA6VPl0BZah 維尼
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「我、我大學時參加過話劇社。」其實並沒有。當時是因為社團人手不足,朋友拜託我去支援舞台組當苦力,我只幫過那次期末公演,學到整排、彩排、正式演出這些流程而已。可是不拿這個來說的話,沒有交集,我還真不知道能回什麼。8964 copyright protection223PENANAa3YzUHuZoq 維尼
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「這麼巧?」對方的反應似乎挺高興,拿起手機解鎖,「那下次一起去看吧。加個臉書還是 LINE?」8964 copyright protection223PENANARnGFxMi8mn 維尼
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我剛從口袋裡掏出手機,鳴人和佐助簡直同步似地將手機伸到路克面前。「我也喜歡舞台劇,加一下。」「嘿咩嘿咩,有好看的要揪哦。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAFLdwdsXrgx 維尼
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呃,不如你們三個手牽手去看戲算了⋯⋯8964 copyright protection223PENANAFAKSfg3Yad 維尼
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於是我們四人交換了聯絡方式,大家又坐了一會,直到服務生來告知用餐時限已到,才結帳離開,各自道別。8964 copyright protection223PENANAAGY5PtDbqt 維尼
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鳴人、佐助和我一起往捷運站的方向走,到了月台上,鳴人突然提議:「誒,才兩點半,想不想去湯姆熊打兩場再回家?」「走啊。」佐助秒答,然後他們一齊看向我。8964 copyright protection223PENANAiFZFMMEdFl 維尼
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湯姆熊怎麼可能會不好?「Go go go!」我舉手握拳,一起喊衝。8964 copyright protection223PENANAVoayV92sgO 維尼
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到了湯姆熊,我才知道鳴人所謂的打兩場講的是特定遊戲,而且他們居然不是同陣營的,是要我怎麼選?為了公平,我只好一場選聯邦,一場選吉翁。8964 copyright protection223PENANAdbcCGapFNN 維尼
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事後證明,我選哪邊都沒差,他們倆死咬著對方不放,我只能在旁邊清清AI敵軍,打打醬油。8964 copyright protection223PENANAPDm2YOAPud 維尼
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這就是所謂相愛相殺嗎?8964 copyright protection223PENANAHilKmPoEmT 維尼
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走出戰鬥艙後,我們又玩了其他機台。整體來說,鳴人擅長射擊、佐助擅長競速、我擅長音遊,如果以戰隊來說的話,我們算是戰力平衡的小隊。8964 copyright protection223PENANAp9pbY6LTVH 維尼
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歡樂的時光總是過得特別快,不知不覺我們就玩到超過五點。佐助看見時間,罵了聲髒話,說回家來不及了,隨即匆匆離去。8964 copyright protection223PENANA2V6C6NCSVX 維尼
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緩緩踏出萬年大樓,鳴人忽然想起什麼似地拳頭敲掌,接著把手搭在我肩膀上,一臉正經看著我,「聽說有人還欠我一頓晚餐,有沒有這回事?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAf4x1rCEbDh 維尼
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啊對吼!完全忘記!8964 copyright protection223PENANAa0C4DETUrb 維尼
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「歹勢歹勢,你想吃什麼?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAnFgImR5rza 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯」他思考了一下,說:「反正人都在這裡了,不然吃排骨飯好了。」8964 copyright protection223PENANARxx0BQxyiR 維尼
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我數學再爛也知道這不對,「上次那個串燒四九九還加一成服務費,排骨飯才一百多耶。好歹要等價交換吧。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAPZcO9sxA55 維尼
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「做人那麼計較幹嘛?」他又露出那種像龍貓的詭異笑容,隨即收斂下去,「我就想吃排骨飯啊,不然你不會分幾次請哦?一個分期付款的概念。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAOurvlM2wLy 維尼
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好聰明哦!我怎麼都沒想到?四百多除以一百多⋯⋯四除以一等於四。8964 copyright protection223PENANAoGB1dCKZTm 維尼
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我點點頭,比出四根指頭,「那我就還欠你四次。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA2DWdhzFn8t 維尼
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他比個OK手勢,推著我去排骨店。8964 copyright protection223PENANAMYYtNm3qnl 維尼
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「誒,所以你覺得婷婷的學弟怎樣?」點完餐以後,鳴人開門見山地問。8964 copyright protection223PENANAaaTbyvI9we 維尼
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我想了一想,「很帥?」才剛認識,除了長得帥我也實在沒什麼感想。8964 copyright protection223PENANAAeq0hWycIO 維尼
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「阿傑啊阿傑,」鳴人不住搖頭,一副痛心疾首的模樣,「帥是不能當飯吃的。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAsoxCIw37ph 維尼
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我歪著頭,腦裡閃過金城武、金秀賢、金凱瑞等金姓明星,「可以呀。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAqJVckew0ZF 維尼
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「是沒錯啦⋯⋯不是,重點在——」他拿起筷子,當作教鞭一樣指著我,「挑男人不能只看臉。根據上次的經驗,我十分擔心你看男人的眼光。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA3gQQq5Kerm 維尼
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無法反駁,要是把我和前任的事PO在網上,底下大概滿滿一片「腦子進水」。可是,我也不可能馬上變聰明啊。「那怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAlmFg6CkklI 維尼
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阿姨端來餐點,把排骨飯和小菜放上桌又離開。鳴人吃了幾口,又用筷子指向我,「所以我就是來幫你鑑定的嘛,上次我說得準不準?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAhINEznnhaD 維尼
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我點點頭,「準。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAZTuaM7m3c7 維尼
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「那你就知道找我商量準沒錯啦。」他夾了幾片酸黃瓜送入口中,「以後你們之間有什麼互動還是進展,都可以來找我討論,我幫你分析分析。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA1TGacxB77J 維尼
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哇,真不愧是企劃,什麼都能分析。8964 copyright protection223PENANAv9vK2AkYGT 維尼
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「那就拜託你了,鳴人大大。」我認真地看著他的眼睛,表達感激之情。8964 copyright protection223PENANAEXUuLN8X3Q 維尼
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他笑了笑,抬抬下巴,「多講的。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAYnZ2YzqQyB 維尼
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今天整天都在外面,回到家我馬上洗澡刷牙,準備躺平看新番。我倒進沙發,發現手機閃著提示燈,一看竟然是路克傳來的訊息:「今天很高興認識你,希望有機會一起去看劇。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAi0m4WXjPY1 維尼
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成熟的大人果然比較懂應對,看來他不只是帥而已嘛。8964 copyright protection223PENANASArKedkbLY 維尼
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