在我五歲的時候,爺爺買來一隻小山羊給我當寵物。這是我首次見到活羊——儘管我家經營農場,放眼盡是牛豬雞。我給牠起名「咩咩」。310Please respect copyright.PENANAqHRnbU1ODd
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我十分喜歡咩咩,我也知道牠喜歡我。牠總是尾隨我在農場內四處跑,甚至試過跟我玩得興起時模仿我,提高前蹄,僅以後蹄站立。媽媽驚訝非常,連聲猛讚牠是一隻聰明絕頂的羊!我暗笑她大驚小怪——我頭一次看見咩咩,已然肯定牠非同凡響。310Please respect copyright.PENANAGO6dAoIT2J
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就這樣,我跟咩咩一起生活了十三個年頭。牠身上的毛逐漸稀疏,色澤變得暗淡,步伐沒有昔日的輕快,動作越見不靈活。我知道牠老了,隨時會離開我。我為此悲傷——牠是我家一份子,大家都愛牠、捨不得牠。310Please respect copyright.PENANASsSWtnJmOB
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後來有好一段日子,不知怎地,咩咩總會在日出前獨自溜出農場,直至正午才施然回來。好奇心使然,我偷偷尾隨牠,發現牠特意去到農場偏遠一隅的一棵楊樹下喝水。我不以為然,輕掃牠的羊角,笑問這水是否特別清甜解渴。310Please respect copyright.PENANA8A76UbMUsj
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山羊壽命約十五至十八年,但咩咩沒有如大家所想那樣越益衰老,甚至再次變得活潑好動。我為此感到奇怪,帶牠到獸醫診所檢查身體。獸醫說牠非常健康,反問我平日給牠甚麼飼料。我說牠主要吃農場裡的青草及乾草,偶爾會吃豆和瓜果。獸醫說那些沒甚麼特別,該不是主因。我百思不得其解,直至某天再次看見咩咩溜到楊樹去。驀地靈光一閃——可能跟楊樹下的水有關。310Please respect copyright.PENANAwyz04YDGIz
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我帶少量水樣本前往實驗室化驗。報告說那水來自地下泉,蘊含豐富礦物質和微量元素,外加楊樹樹皮自然掉落後泡在那水裡,將自身的藥用功能轉移至水裡去……一切的偶然和巧合,造就出咩咩的健康身體。310Please respect copyright.PENANANiykdMiZHL
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我把水煲滾,斗膽一嚐,發現它竟是芳香甘甜!分享予鄰居品嚐,大家都盛讚好喝!在友人啟發下,我決定小試牛刀,在村內的商店寄賣楊樹茶,並以咩咩的頭像作為商標。託賴,「咩咩牌楊樹茶」推出後大受歡迎,短短一年間已在全國多個城市的超級市場有售。310Please respect copyright.PENANAqTK8F1Sr9h
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越來越多人慕名前來探望咩咩,還稱讚牠健康、聰明!我很高興咩咩得到大家的喜歡和關心,亦為大眾提供了一個簡單方便的養生方法而感到榮幸。310Please respect copyright.PENANAwieOI1JJkF
主持:原來「咩咩牌楊樹茶」背後有這麼一個曲折而感人的故事!十分感謝楊先生抽空出席本台節目,為大家詳細介紹有益身體的「咩咩牌楊樹茶」。另外,我相信很多觀眾對咩咩很感興趣。請問大家是否可以去你的農場探望咩咩呢?310Please respect copyright.PENANAalzyAYpDtd
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楊先生:當然可以,不過需要事先預約,因為平日太多遊人慕名前來,預約會方便管理人流,令咩咩有充足休息時間。如果大家有興趣,亦可以到來看看其他動物,甚至嘗試餵飼牠們。每份飼料,我們僅收成本價,五十元一份。310Please respect copyright.PENANAoY1rndJyiS
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主持:很吸引!310Please respect copyright.PENANAT55I6klo40
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楊先生:如果你有興趣見咩咩,不如我現在喚牠出來。310Please respect copyright.PENANAaPrWEoBIfL
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主持:你帶咩咩到電視台這裡來?310Please respect copyright.PENANART3Y9MUJJk
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楊先生:對喔!導演說他也有興趣見咩咩!哈哈!310Please respect copyright.PENANARQz30Zs6ta
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主持:好啊!馬上請咩咩到來!有請!310Please respect copyright.PENANATyytE2nbZg
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咩咩:咩咩——咩咩——咩——(小姐,你笑得很浮誇、很難看!)310Please respect copyright.PENANA0jlTbsDza2
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主持:嘩!咩咩很乖巧,而且不膽怯。310Please respect copyright.PENANA1niEF8N9dX
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咩咩:咩咩——(你當我傻的嗎?)310Please respect copyright.PENANAoNilYnYUcK
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主持:跟「咩咩牌楊樹茶」商標一模一樣呢!310Please respect copyright.PENANAdmNlSmwefM
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咩咩:咩咩——咩——(才不呢!我哪有這麼醜!)310Please respect copyright.PENANAlIuSRXAZu8
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主持:我可以摸咩咩的頭嗎?310Please respect copyright.PENANADl44PVijyi
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咩咩:咩——(我可以說不嗎?)310Please respect copyright.PENANAtrHDuEVmbp
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楊先生:可以。牠尤其喜歡別人摸牠的角。310Please respect copyright.PENANALSdKaZqTLW
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咩咩:咩——咩咩——(說謊!我最討厭人家摸我的角!)310Please respect copyright.PENANAyUsEu8uYoa
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主持:毛色很漂亮,順滑有光澤。310Please respect copyright.PENANA4k3QZy19PU
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咩咩:咩——(我才五歲,當然漂亮。)310Please respect copyright.PENANA7l5JAmzAlS
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主持:看見咩咩那麼健康,我就知道「咩咩牌楊樹茶」名不虛傳。310Please respect copyright.PENANAdpid9aEvGB
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咩咩:咩——咩咩——咩咩——咩——咩——(傻婆,別聽那傢伙亂編!我認識他不過三個月。我還聽農場那些牛說,真正的咩咩早在七歲時被那傢伙打死了。)310Please respect copyright.PENANA9IZTB3yemB
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主持:好。節目時間差不多,是時候跟大家說再見。310Please respect copyright.PENANA0DDakXk2zL
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咩咩:咩——咩咩(我才不要再見到你。)310Please respect copyright.PENANArbL9ETThDx
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主持:再見!310Please respect copyright.PENANAW3E9M6gK1k
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楊先生:再見!310Please respect copyright.PENANAQkdpNKx3h4
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咩咩:咩——咩——咩咩——(髒話——髒話——髒話髒話——)310Please respect copyright.PENANAaOSt1qEnNc
註:靈感來源於香港某電視台的虛偽煽情偏頗的植入式廣營銷手法。
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