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Holidays week two

Mira

Jul 10, 2022

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2 Mins Read

"That's Lego Land."

Me: explaining that I'm going to have Jack over

Sibling: "No."

"Why is talking to people so scary."

Lina "Your gay."

Me "YOUR GAYER!"

Lina "Nah bro I'm the straight one at the moment."

Father "Remember when you ate my twinkie? I had to pay so much for those and you...just ate the last one (my name) you made me rethink having children and made me so sad."

Me "Just buy more."

Father "I CAN'T THEY WERE SO EXPENSIVE!"

He had a full thing about this. This incident happened 2 months ago

"Fix your face."

"That's not the chemist it's bunnings."

"Park on a car."

"BE OLD!"

Sibling *turns on radio*

Everyone in the car "YEAHHHH!"

"Why is she playing Dinsy hits?"

" you just like it for the shirtless men you dirty doggo."

Freind "Look there's a woman."

Mw "Wow you like shirtless women...you perverted girl...I didn't know you were that much of a perv."

"get it john!"

"Why did they put a confused old guy in the ad? Oh...wait...he's a celebrity."

"It's windy windy."

"ITS Clenching MY BUTT!"

"I used to jerk off it off...I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOTTLE!"

"What do I know?'

'nothing."

"just a stupid bitch trying to drink her way through life

"Told you they were gonna fuck."

"Don't fall for the burger."

"Can I have some bread with my...bread?"

"No more couches."

"Oh it's an air table."

"It's like lego...with screws...it even has extra shit that confuses you!"

"First step...open box...now how do I do that?"

"Okay so these are the pieces...fuck they don't have label."

'Welp I'm screwd...heh I made a pun."

I was playing with screws while doing this.

"THERE ARE WHEELS?"

"HECK YEAH FINISHED SHELF!"

"Waitttt...there were subtitles?"

Me "I just woke up."

Aunt"Okay cool."

Me " No, not cool I missed breakfast."

Aunt " Well breakfast can be anything really titles are a human construct."

Me "But...we had breadddddd."

It wasn't normal bread either it was the good stuff from breadtop...I'm never staying up till three am again

"Get your human done."

"It's a Neopolitan bag."

"Why are you buying a coffee machine?"

"Heh the shoes are 69 bucks."

"Just burn them all at the stake."

Me *offers lollies to my father*

Step mom "Are you trying to kill him?"

"I'm a crystal hoarder!"

"FLIMSY POOP!"

Emily "I'm sending you to hell now...chigago...no even worse...OHIO!"

"Harry pooper...heh."

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Table of Contents

#1 whiteboard markers

#2 laptop backrounds

#16 TW//killing

#18 Window or door

#23 Speak the truth

#30 Pastry chef

#31 Conversation

#37 fuking laptops

#38 Rip Sam TW//killing

#40 i don't even know

#63 electricity

#74 Prettieness

#79 Bestie TW//killing

#83 social distance

#88 pick up lines

#100 Kahoot pt 2

#108 Don't you dare

#131 kardashian

#146 I need help.

#159 Gumnut babies

#160 Third person

#166 Puss in boots

#167 Star wars?

#168 TW//KILLING

#171 Sour patch

#174 Stupid teacher

#178 conclusion

#198 Tinky Winky

#211 Big energry

#236 Search History

#237 relationships

#252 Click and collect

#257 Thunderous

#261 Writers block

#273 skin colour

#274 byond repair

#281 In the hights

#283 water stain

#284 This one time

#310 platypus pt2

#320 turtle master

#322 Wise life advice from Lina

#329 Pray for the laptop

#333 Will Smith

#335 readyealling

#338 Math teacher is always right

#354 spider pt???

#356 Bunnings trolley

#364 spider pt?

#367 presumable

#376 pt 2 of a childs description

#382 Waiting...

#389 Random Jess fact

#394 Knock knock

#405 Prison pt 2

#407 There are two people in this world

#427 why people need to sleep

#444 Dumb it down

#456 goose emoji

#467 TW//Bully!ng mentions of de@th. Please do not read if things like that are triggering

#495 marry the mozzie

#497 Okay so a new serious topic to talk about TW//mentions of r@cism

#500 fairy bread

#508 THANK YOU!

#511 A series of unfortunate events.

#516 Simulation

#518 SPORT CARNIVAL 9/5/22

#527 Whatever today's date is. I know it's Thursday

#534 Energy drink

#535 Idk just funny mind the caption

#537 Backstage maddness

#538 TODAY...IS A DAY...IT'S A TUESDAY

#540 1/6/2-2/6/7

#550 9:31 at night

#551 Just me walking to the bus

#560 Heck yeah public holiday

#562 Made by Jackie. I stole her laptop. Sorta.

#566 The 10:20pm extra

#570 LAST DAY OF TERM 2

#572 I LOVE YOU BABI

#573 1st week of school holidays

#574 the little shit

#575 We watched Little women

#576 Holidays week two

#577 Holy shit thank you! fro 20k

#578 get a boyfriend

#580 13/7/22-14/7/22

#581 this was the span of a few days (i had so many more but my dumbass forgot to write them down)

#582 19/7/21- 20/7/21 (half the day)

#587 over the span of a few days

#593 Sorry we've been kinda distracted but here are some qoutes

#594 2 teens reading a spicy scene in a book

#595 Dad jokes with Mira

#600 A few days...

#602 My parents at 3am (Language warn)

#616 Chrissy stuff

#617 Chrissy day

#618 So this is the end