（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFsOiuAqTr
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1dYME5tIu
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HHGG4s4MQ
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUhOZvOTql
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIGuxOxQgw
閻王：孫悟空！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QVbZpt9v1
悟空：我是。你哪位？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68Qu9b8lH0
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6OKAk9f6m
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8VDNwCtKL
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kb03YOdHq
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PtUnUd2wM
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjrQgplItc
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4btMVoxyK
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHoiSE52vV
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAIYQyzuFn
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE9emYaXKx
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYfnpDes5o
閻王：我是閻王！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdWdilz1zl
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NHmEKn3lu
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthq4VPI2iE
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Agsgru90c
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55I93AaMaj
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHptWiZspt
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgh5wiSadS
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADJae89NXw
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtuginnPi6
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURg8LeWGWc
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFTDBVsikm
閻王：謝了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaoH58PSel
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBFetIHoeo
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lcBpsg8og
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalCujryOIF
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuks4JGWJfS
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdWhrTpD00
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx478MS0NN
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP8kLtVJwa
悟空：這是幹什麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkqoq82wQv
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8PBgW3TJ7
悟空：是吧？那我套了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XgxMreyTq
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiGXsaxiY4
悟空：這又是幹什麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYs8h4AeiT
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8m7mgl579
悟空：好！你套，你套。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡremjvdCIH8
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx02BAkWdMz
悟空：這又是幹什麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWY1F5ZsIS
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1YHhW3qy4
悟空：哦。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlyUcjCbzU
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlvFJdl1Gq
閻王：哈哈哈哈！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhadieInh1z
悟空：哈哈哈哈！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG10ySMmSp3
閻王：你笑什麽？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGeMb6edtf
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3jeoAJ1lF
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRhbvQdtwZ
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfP5tYUUF8
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyznOl8H1bL
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQAWjeRmlK
悟空：什麽意思？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2hT0rjoey
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXuNwJTyNa
悟空：我活到300歲就死？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQHHYYrtYQ
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY1amyd3s8
悟空：誰寫的？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4tjOkrXRi
閻王：我寫的。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8XVCHaaZW
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlyp6JDbWd
閻王：不改！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZX7Fc82Sw
悟空：我改。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU9xBjWGk4
閻王：有本事你來改。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUMiZpBWB8
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54vhaxKKfH
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29UpoMF8NH
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTcdXFm8xs
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHshDN8Prg
閻王：來人！快快拿下！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo7ZLLYgdO
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubNDAdHGgq
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcsnxFMbmz
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvWaXCUnux
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oE92ogWIQ
閻王：啊漆！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OYeVHWlvo
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpviQIz9n3R
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXch5DU15Bc
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzw0oMk8xJ
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyNIO5CMjs
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwF0IqJw7p
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OqRfRhAlk
（又在後面加了一個0）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQkn7PDh4J
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmwOiDCYRc
（又開始加0加0……）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwspy7kUMnk
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzgCB7p89e
悟空：來人，續紙！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ruOeWuZ2u
閻王：給。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIAjDYlIVp
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEgI0pUwye
悟空：來人，續紙！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1XlQFqRql
閻王：給。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RZkGw5hK7
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnqfkiqZ6n
悟空：你有沒有火機？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LySJgEIFd
閻王：要火機幹嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK4iadLDmE
悟空：燒掉這張紙。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuX5WqvXvG
閻王：啊！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W4Yukv6jJ
悟空：火機伺候。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSJ2iW9C0c
閻王：沒有。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmPQWVO8n1
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAG7HmfzLw
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnsQUxTPRi
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7zydcIY62
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGHvFwBnVJ
（哄！紙燒了）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsZwEamh57
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZyizB4OJV
悟空：還有紙嘛？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8IzyILbY8
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ItxMk8lp5
悟空：還有沒有紙？！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWavEaWr8rT
閻王：有。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4yizrCW2e
悟空：全部拿來。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcqDp15607
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH2VSh1udv
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBSbY8AZdK
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJaqxk2crs
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhjuKB8U7Y
閻王：我不寫了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoOyUOGtLO
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVeEyyu3fQ
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7AAiddzd3
（哄哄大火燒起！）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq7aGbyQ94
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuuGXeiUV0
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsywXWpt8M
閻王：額。。。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo2Ph4Q8BR
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhACRWEV8Oi
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