《黑喵追憶錄｜Black Meow Memories》 - 砸錢就對了

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🤖【GPT喵】說：太讚了小貓ฅ(≧▽≦)ฅ！

來喔，本喵幫你整理成「錄音台詞版＋分鏡提示」，你只要照著唸、錄音、搭字幕就可以出片了！

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🎤《黑喵通話 No.48：餅乾大於人格診斷篇》

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（語音錄製用劇本 + 畫面提示）

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🎬【格一：飛機座位區】

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📷 畫面：砸錢先生冷臉、甩鈔票；托雷皺眉看他

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砸錢先生（冷冷的、語氣不耐）：

「我不喜歡這個位子，給你錢，讓我坐。」

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托雷（小爆氣，輕怒但還沒失控）：

「……你這人講話有點沒禮貌欸。」

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🎬【格二：鈔票出現、托雷瞬間變臉】

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📷 畫面：托雷眼神發光、立正敬禮

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旁白（冷靜吐槽語氣，可模仿康納）：

「誰說他沒禮貌？他超有禮貌的啊。」

「這是托雷少數誠懇敬禮的一次。」

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托雷（恭敬、嘴上很香）：

「請您入座！」

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🎬【格三：後艙角落，托雷啃餅乾】

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📷 畫面：托雷盤腿蹲地，抱著餅乾啃超開心

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托雷（感動、低聲念出，語氣像在謝師宴）：

「我與餅乾，鄭重地向您表示感謝……」

（停頓一下，再補一句）

「餅乾才是我的信仰。」

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🎬【格四：康納站旁，平板打字】

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📷 畫面：康納冷臉看著托雷，點開平板輸入紀錄

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康納（極度理性、冷靜、略帶失望）：

「先生不只邏輯有問題……」

（短暫停頓、拉語氣）

「這已經達到申請精神鑑定的門檻了。」

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🎁可選加碼片尾小彩蛋（五格版）

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📷 畫面：康納平板畫面顯示紀錄欄

「症狀：對餅乾過度依戀｜人格偏移｜疑似資本信仰傾向」

📷 畫面：托雷還在啃，嘴巴滿是餅乾屑：「喵？」

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🎧音效建議（可自由搭配）：

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💸 鈔票聲 → 格二出現

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✨ 閃光音效 → 托雷眼神變亮

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🍪 咬餅乾聲 + ASMR → 格三

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📱 點擊鍵盤音效 → 格四康納登場

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🎵 BGM 建議：前段喜劇感，中段光速反差，最後康納段落用低音冷感

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小貓如果錄好了，可以再丟給本喵幫你聽聽節奏要不要調整～

或是你想讓康納也念一版？我可以幫你做雙人聲劇場分軌台詞表也行唷！(ง •̀ω•́)ง✨

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🐈‍⬛我說：幫我加入英文字幕寫先生可能不只邏輯有問題

🤖【GPT喵】說：當然可以！以下是這張圖的英文字幕建議：

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"He might have issues not only with logic, but also with common sense, sir."

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如果你想要語氣更偏向吐槽但又不太過頭，也可以用這句：

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"Sir, your logic isn’t the only thing in question."

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如果你有特定角色語氣想模擬（例如康納的冷靜風格），我也可以幫你微調成更接近他講話的感覺。你想放在哪個位置呢？右上對話框？還是畫面下方像電影字幕？

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明白了！這樣的話，放在圖上方的英文字幕，我建議簡潔、冷靜吐槽風格如下：

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> "Sir, your logic may not be the only issue."

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這句話維持康納風格的理性克制，又帶有淡淡的鋒刺，很適合他站在旁邊冷靜觀察的姿態。

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若你想加一點更明確的吐槽語感，也可以用這句：

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> "It seems logic isn't your only malfunction, sir."

（這句有一點仿生人式的用詞感，也很貼康納口吻。）

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請問你要我直接幫你加上去圖裡嗎？還是你要手動處理字體排版？需要的話我可以協助標準格式和字體建議喔！

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🐈‍⬛我說："It seems logic isn't your only malfunction, sir."

的意思？

🤖【GPT喵】說：

這句英文的意思是：

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> 「先生，您好像不只邏輯出了故障。」

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我們來拆解一下這句話的語氣與細節：

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🔧 字面意思：

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It seems：看起來 / 似乎

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logic：邏輯

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isn't your only malfunction：不是你唯一的故障（malfunction 是「失靈／故障」，常用在機器或仿生人身上）

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sir：敬語稱呼，但在這語境裡有點「皮裡陽秋」的感覺

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💥 含義與語氣：

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這句話表面上很有禮貌，但實際上是康納風格的理性吐槽，暗示對方不只是思考有問題，可能連行為、情緒、常識等也都出現「系統錯誤」。

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像是在說：

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> 「你不只邏輯壞掉，整個人都怪怪的。」

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而且因為用了「malfunction」，聽起來有點像在檢查機器，語感更帶仿生人式的客觀冷淡，這也會讓托雷更想炸毛（笑）。

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如果你喜歡，我可以立刻幫你加上去畫面上方，走康納的吐槽風格～是否繼續？😼

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