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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠,拜師不?
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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隱元秘鑑——專收錄江湖武林情報的神秘組織——曾記載兩句話:「少林不收女弟子,人妖也不。」、「七秀不收男弟子,也不提供小剪刀或葵花寶典。」591Please respect copyright.PENANA5CjT23vRTV
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然而,在這滿大唐渣男渣女的江湖,竟於數年前驚爆七秀坊破例收留的第一位男弟子孫飛亮,竟為保護單戀多年的五毒教主,毅然犧牲自己成為醜陋怪物而終獲芳心的淒美事蹟,令全天下女俠們動容不已,誰說七秀男兒不爺們的?這就是真爺們、真漢子啊!591Please respect copyright.PENANAJdrBmGv1dw
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找好丈夫,就要找秀爺!591Please respect copyright.PENANAwxxZPGwRgg
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於是,七秀坊應大眾要求取消禁令,對孤兒男童大開門戶,大有將他們培育成出得廳堂入得廚房心靈手巧的妻管嚴真漢子之勢,隱元秘鑑遂立馬將上述兩句話刪去一句,只剩光棍門派少林苦巴巴求不得光頭小蘿莉。591Please respect copyright.PENANAbSM3KS1HMC
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不過,夢想是美好的,現實是殘酷的,也不知是否七秀陰性心法與男體相衝,又孫飛亮體質特殊不受影響,除他以外的七秀男兒多遇到一大難關——長不大。591Please respect copyright.PENANALsYuZjIWav
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傳泰伊自來秀坊第一天便有此發現,七秀男弟子不僅甚是稀有,且多同苗貝兒一般嬌小,即便少年亦貌似孩童,故基於驗證醫理的精神,他抓起苗貝兒的手腕把了把脈。591Please respect copyright.PENANAUX1FHHR6Vm
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「怎樣怎樣?為師身強體健,骨骼清奇,絕對有長高高壯壯的潛能啦!」591Please respect copyright.PENANAPPIY1kN04e
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見他一臉志在必得,傳泰伊收回把脈的手指,略帶憐憫口吻道:「何以如此肯定?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAjvLojxZV5e
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「你師祖也就是我的門派師父說的呀,她還說……」苗貝兒站在椅子上挺起小胸膛,似在模仿秀姊師父的威嚴,「想知道咱們七秀坊為何不見秀爺嗎?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAmzD5h15qrm
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「徒兒,你該虛心求教地問為何呀。」苗貝兒搖搖頭,一臉恨徒弟不長進。591Please respect copyright.PENANArVAEmOQl2J
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傳泰伊微撇了嘴角,淡聲道:「不說無妨。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAFX4ky958B3
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「唉,徒兒還是這麼不老實,真讓為師擔心。」苗貝兒為帥徒的人格養成憂愁一把後,也不管傳泰伊想拿針戳他啞穴的神情,逕自接了下去,「其實,這還要從第一代秀爺孫師兄說起,自他那事傳開後,秀太們都要面臨一項成長考驗,就是『毒蘿情緣』。」591Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q32qVmYq4
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這從未在書冊讀過的訊息,倒真引起傳泰伊的興趣了,「何意?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAATmDK8bi3b
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「就是秀太長大後一定要像孫師兄一樣,找到心投意合的五毒蘿莉做情緣,否則就要……」苗貝兒抖了抖小肩膀,十分害怕道:「被拿小剪刀的姊姊關進房間好幾天。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAjlWDu4GoD3
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未意識到傳泰伊的沈默之意,苗貝兒驚恐地張大雙眼,繼續說:「然後,他們出來就會變成秀姊了,所以秀坊裡才不見秀爺。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAc3C9CM7lnh
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傳泰伊徹底無語,這小笨蛋擺明是被師父耍了啊。591Please respect copyright.PENANAxL8RlQvHys
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「噓,這是秀坊秘密喔,徒兒千萬別傳出去。」591Please respect copyright.PENANATf1E4hVT76
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「你當真?」傳泰伊覺得今日的顏面神經抽動頗頻繁。591Please respect copyright.PENANAmY4Ex7REhf
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苗貝兒認真地點點頭,「當然呀,我後來還被師父罰打木樁一時辰,就知她對此事多認真了。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAX5GcHSWxYG
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「為何罰打木樁?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAyvkfBPZAew
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「因為我問她是不是也被小剪刀了才這麼清楚。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAEl8BwNDC26
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「……」傳泰伊又默了再默,語帶更深一層的憐憫道:「閣下江湖資歷多久?」591Please respect copyright.PENANA6wXjl6Mr4A
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「嘿嘿,剛好比徒兒你多一年,見識算廣博啦!」苗貝兒仰起下巴,好不得意。591Please respect copyright.PENANABT2rJyCqux
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一年都未被壞人拐騙也算命大!傳泰伊癱著臉嘆道:「你還活著真是奇蹟。」591Please respect copyright.PENANA0a46XQNoM8
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「嗄?為師沒騎過雞啊,泰伊徒兒想騎嗎?」591Please respect copyright.PENANADnGRQAPs7a
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「不想。」傳泰伊已放棄解釋。591Please respect copyright.PENANArftG4KRrL5
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「對了,為師告訴你這秘密其實是用意的。」苗貝兒趴在桌上湊近傳泰伊,壓低音量,鄭重交代:「徒兒來秀坊也好些天了,有沒有喜歡上哪個姊姊呀?要知道,雖然有些秀姊可能其實原本是秀爺,但都是心地善良的好姊姊,咱們七秀最重情了,泰伊若有喜歡的,可要好好珍惜喔。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAlaZWETWssK
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『伊兒長大後,若有喜歡的人,可要好好疼惜,莫像爹娘這般……』591Please respect copyright.PENANAIyHj5jYYUL
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與久遠記憶重疊的話語,令傳泰伊深深注視眼前的秀麗人兒,久久無法言語。591Please respect copyright.PENANAAXd6lbSD4t
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這一日,秀坊來了位純陽門派的道長。591Please respect copyright.PENANAIWM4DNoHHB
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「貧道乃門韶真人,姓墨名夏浀,為尋訪貧道的江湖徒兒而來。敢問公子如何稱呼?可否抽空為貧道暖……咳,知會苗貝兒一聲?」591Please respect copyright.PENANARMaDJPCzqK
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傳泰伊漠然望著擋住去路的清麗男子,只見對方一身雪白道袍光潔無暇,氣質端莊靜雅,好似一冰清玉潔的得道仙人,然那雙溫潤淡雅的桃花眼卻似有莫名深意,令他不甚樂意理會。591Please respect copyright.PENANAAFU8WVt6XC
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「二師父,你來啦!」好在苗貝兒從其他姊妹得知有位道人來訪,便興沖沖奔了過來,未覺查兩人間的詭譎氛圍,「咦,二師父遇到我徒兒呀?真巧。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAiQcQkIUvuh
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「原來這位公子就是徒兒信中所提之人嗎?果真有緣。」墨夏浀頷首笑道。午後徐風輕拂他高束的如絹長髮,實在仙風道骨,若能將流連美男俊臉的目光忽略不計的話。591Please respect copyright.PENANAVSzTEtjiMw
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「泰伊徒兒,這是你二師祖喔,是為師一年前拜的江湖師父。」苗貝兒興高采烈地拉住傳泰伊的衣袖,才發現他手中提著木桶與釣具,「徒兒剛在釣魚嗎?好耶!晚餐又有好吃的紅燒魚了,正好讓你二師祖嚐嚐。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAk81Qy1LMzI
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聞言,傳泰伊立即沈下臉,將桶中魚全數扔回湖裡,冷聲道:「放生用的。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAwyw2Nai5xx
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「嗄,徒兒今日不下廚嗎?」苗貝兒失望地垮下肩膀,卻見傳泰伊不為所衷地拂袖離去,便不解地皺眉低語:「奇怪,泰伊怎麼了?明明這幾天我說想吃什麼,他都會煮給我吃,還以為他終於肯接受我這個師父了呢,難道不是嗎?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAtiPcBu4wlZ
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「喔?」不斷觀望他們的墨夏浀,似嗅到什麼,輕輕挑眉,眼中閃過一絲光芒,「喵徒兒是怎麼認識這徒弟的?你們倆做過些什麼?來給為師詳說詳說。」591Please respect copyright.PENANA3npArV14ca
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「好啊,就是……」591Please respect copyright.PENANAXA7HpNEOBw
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傳泰伊回眸瞥了眼被遠遠拋至後頭的兩人,見苗貝兒親暱地拉著墨夏浀憨笑可愛,不由眼神一黯,卻不知這被搶走什麼的失落苦澀該如何得解。591Please respect copyright.PENANALOgCsNGETx
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傍晚,一盤僅一人份的糖醋魚片,熱騰騰地擺上小吃貨桌前。這意外的驚喜,令苗貝兒在歡呼過後立刻大快朵頤起來,一時間也忘了要分予來作客的二師父。591Please respect copyright.PENANAFGzl8qURrU
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「呣、呣、呣……真是我吃過最棒的糖醋魚了!」苗貝兒滿足地抬頭一笑,塞滿食物的兩頰鼓起,盤中魚片幾無倖存,令傳泰伊的胸口淤滯頓時一暢,便不禁伸指為他抹去臉邊飯粒,向來抿直的唇角竟也柔和了幾許。591Please respect copyright.PENANAzyQjuov6rj
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一旁被徹底冷落的墨夏浀,倒未有惱怒不滿,卻是愜意酌著小酒,細細品嚐秀坊廚娘炒的菜餚,不住打量他們的桃花美目深邃含笑。591Please respect copyright.PENANAwlG8Y8vEbP
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餐後,苗貝兒被代坊主叫去談話,留下傳、墨兩人獨處。591Please respect copyright.PENANAL10a65gU6R
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墨夏浀放下白玉酒杯,悠悠湊到傳泰伊身邊,目光飄渺似微醺,吐氣如蘭飄酒香,甚是誘人。他見傳泰伊依舊泰然自若地收拾碗筷,未有絲毫理會之意,便意有所指地笑道:「傳公子的姓可真罕見,據貧道所知,過去曾有人也姓傳,又不巧,貧道與其夫人有一面之緣。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAGwZ7ElRWfd
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傳泰伊的動作稍頓,隨即恢復如常,淡聲問:「道長有何貴幹?」591Please respect copyright.PENANAg4AXa0eTUM
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「莫慌,貧道乃一清心寡欲的修真之人,自無心干涉江湖恩怨。」墨夏浀一臉高深莫測地望向遠方,絕不承認自己方才腦補了多少他與美男花哥的旖旎畫面,唉,這龍陽之好他藏得可辛苦了。他輕嘆地揮了揮手中拂塵,極替寶貝徒兒的未來感慨:「貧道知曉你倆未敬過拜師茶,這師徒關係便不算正式,他日若傳公子有何糾葛纏身,貧道那傻徒兒也好脫身,就怕他執意相挺。」591Please respect copyright.PENANALo0ceOtfm4
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聞言,傳泰伊心中一涼,知對方道理。這江湖來來去去總脫不了一個債字。父債子償,傳炩當年犯下多少罪孽害多少人家破人亡,便有多少債將算到自己身上,故他離世深居,不願連累他人延續罪怨,豈料,他竟遇上苗貝兒打亂一池靜水。591Please respect copyright.PENANAEoKdv5YX3P
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「七秀孩兒總為情所累,然世間有多少英雄過得此關?」墨夏浀垂眸掩去惆悵,低嘆道:「公子待貝兒如何,貧道已看在眼裡,那孩子亦是倔強骨,只望那日到來之時,公子能莫負初心。」591Please respect copyright.PENANAiMJu1oAJMA
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莫負初心,初心不負。591Please respect copyright.PENANALGEkySEj0A
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直到墨夏浀飄然遠去,傳泰伊仍不住反覆思量。591Please respect copyright.PENANAFwXBTVWVRz
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關於秀太長大後求毒蘿情緣不成就要被小剪刀變秀姊的玩笑,確實是遊戲裡的七秀師父有次心血來潮開玩笑說的,但她說的態度之認真,真讓人有瞬間被唬到啊XDDDD591Please respect copyright.PENANAP8TzAeqbLi
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究竟泰哥是如何對貝貝動心的呢?WWWW591Please respect copyright.PENANAjzXobo4CAm
其實有點刻意不想將這部分直接寫明591Please respect copyright.PENANArjOZ8fEbH5
希望大家還是能看得出來吧(艸591Please respect copyright.PENANASuMw0XOacu
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【下篇預告】《「嚴懲」逆徒!》泰哥逃家,貝貝怒啦!三千多字,預計星期五發佈。591Please respect copyright.PENANAByfLFe7vmJ
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