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二月是學校旅行的好日子,因為過了一月考試透這繁忙的日子,又放了新年假後, 便是學生玩樂的日子。 然而對老師來說, 這是一個可怕的日子,因為要與一班小學雞玩整天,比起上整日課更加疲累。 今次去的地方是大棠,不是荔枝山莊那個大棠,而是元朗那個大棠。去過的人都知道,這是觀賞紅葉的好地方,然而白痴的是,紅葉不是秋天才開的嗎?咁你地春天先去有鬼用咩?? 既然不能觀賞紅葉,又因怕學生走失而不能走教育徑,所以惟一的活動只有燒烤、燒烤和燒烤。幸好老師燒烤的食材,一早就有人準備好,可以少樣野煩。596Please respect copyright.PENANAjYU1mJGUas
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但其實學校旅行最煩的事情,永遠都是幫學生分組,因為佢地話自己懂得自己分組,但永遠都是會有爭拗的。有些邊緣人永遠都是分不到組,亦有些人想入某組卻不被歡迎,總交就是很麻煩。 596Please respect copyright.PENANA8tOubH1PMS
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如今,我們正在乘搭旅遊車去大棠,我聽着音樂,享受着暫時的寧靜(聽着音樂又怎會寧靜),往事漸漸被回憶起來。 那是十年前的畢業旅行,那時iphone都只是出了第一代,是Sony和Nokia的年代,惟一可以玩的遊戲只有貪食蛇和起樓game,所以我們都是在玩貪食蛇鬥高分。596Please respect copyright.PENANAehrTS8zFTF
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「羅傑賓,乜你咁向左走向右走垃圾架?」596Please respect copyright.PENANA1v5mP7oBcX
「咁我文青黎架嘛,點會叻打機姐。同埋垃圾就垃圾啦,講咩粗口姐。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAuBtADSDQ6Q
「做咩姐你,咁你使吾使話比老師聽啊?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAhEhpdj8grn
「算啦,見同你咁熟,咁我就同老師講啦!」596Please respect copyright.PENANA6iKqo45Dip
「嘩係!乖學生喔,羅賓叔叔!」596Please respect copyright.PENANApJvkO5mAnv
「喂啊,我唔係大你好多日咋喎 !」596Please respect copyright.PENANAhrR9k0EQsl
「呵!羅賓叔叔講粗口,話比老師知!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAYZXw1bdeYz
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如是者,我地就亂嗡左成個鐘。當我回憶到我和詠芝下車,現實中我們大隊也到了大棠。596Please respect copyright.PENANABabhVB82Uk
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學校旅行(中)596Please respect copyright.PENANAOTNZedmDhQ
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我們落車後,循例點了一次名, 一班學生便狗衝似的跑去燒烤,唔講真係以為佢哋有大把節目,趕住去投胎咁 這個活動美其名是一年一度的學校旅行,但其實只是讓學生學習郊外燒烤的體驗活動。596Please respect copyright.PENANARji7xNTw6w
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也許這樣說有點過分,看著學生滿心期待的拿出 燒烤網和香腸、雞翼等食物時,我也好像老懷安慰(老了?)似的,走到老師那台前,拿出扇貝大蝦等海鮮出來。596Please respect copyright.PENANAJAZjimnb2z
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沒錯,聰明的你會立刻看出學生與老師的最大分別,也就是香港社會現今一大核心問題:「貧富懸殊!當一班學生正在虎視眈眈地看着那鮮甜彈牙、肉汁豐富的扇貝,為了讓學生學習克制,用心良苦的我們當然要立刻不顧自己的安危,連肉帶殼地把扇貝吃掉吧!596Please respect copyright.PENANAe2LqnV2bpg
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回到正題(別問我正題是什麼), 一班學生大概燒烤了一小時, 開始有點不耐煩便去玩了。 596Please respect copyright.PENANAuMJWYkT0HN
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有些學生用盡自己的想像力把tempo紙巾當成閃避球般玩,充表現出tempo紙巾柔軟得黎又堅硬的特質, 簡直可以把這青春熱血的鏡頭拍成廣告片。同時,亦有些學生不懼風吹雨打、行雷閃電般玩大富翁,即使面對銀紙被風吹走,依然能不向惡勢力低頭,堅毅地把銀紙執起,然後又抬頭面對人生的另一難題,銀紙再度被吹跌,然後又再執起銀紙,而那意志堅定的眼神從來沒被動搖,依然能如此氣定神閒,實在是難能可貴!596Please respect copyright.PENANAzeoMK0vQYt
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然而,最吸引我目光的,都是在玩truth or dare的學生, 此遊戲不論是在十年前還是今天, 依然深受學生歡迎, 也因此勾起了我的回憶。
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十年前的畢業旅行, 我們也是在玩truth or dare, 而且也是在燒烤後。596Please respect copyright.PENANAqzRlCa2D3l
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「羅賓叔叔過嚟玩啦! 」596Please respect copyright.PENANARtohuM5X0y
「喂呀都話唔好叫我做羅賓叔叔咯!同埋見你地成日講Truth or dare,其實Truth or dare係點玩?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAahwfwJLQcG
「 吓,你講真㗎,雖然你老姐,但係都未至於連popular咁嘅game 都未玩過嘛!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAyphuxqbGCG
「 梗係唔係啦, 係我唔想同你玩之嘛!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAysGSxNBTJX
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我講完呢句之後,全場靜咗10秒鐘......596Please respect copyright.PENANAlpwFJldeVz
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「 妖你咪咁小器啦, 快啲過嚟玩啦!」596Please respect copyright.PENANARWzOcCmy1W
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陳庭佳係我嘅best friend之一(話明best friemd又點會多於一個), 可能大家都係A0嘅關係, 所以我哋先做到好朋友。講返正題,我畀人拉咗去玩,除咗我哋三個之外,仲有一個叫做郭譪琳嘅女仔,佢係詠芝嘅朋友,個樣都ok,係唔係單身就唔知。 同傳統一樣,我哋拎咗個玻璃樽出嚟,然後睇住佢轉。596Please respect copyright.PENANAG3iJK8R40T
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玻璃樽指住左詠芝,佢選擇咗Truth。596Please respect copyright.PENANAYTCtQz2Jg7
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我:「err... 你喺班度有冇鍾意嘅男仔?」596Please respect copyright.PENANA1wcPVDnKul
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詠芝:「有。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAHDiEuktJX6
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玩過Truth or dare嘅人都知道,問yes no Question係最白痴,我剛才就已經係一個好好嘅示範。又再轉玻璃樽,今次又係詠芝君,佢今次都係選擇Truth。 今次我懶醒咁衝出嚟問。596Please respect copyright.PENANAT595gYasqn
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我:「你鍾意班上邊一個男同學?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAy2kd2aspSy
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詠芝:「羅傑賓你! 」596Please respect copyright.PENANAYJrk41Y5hP
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我:「吓!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAogOhyWaUtB
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之前以為佢係巴士嗰次係講下笑啫,但冇諗過佢今次竟然喺大庭廣眾下向我......596Please respect copyright.PENANAzxAe1v684P
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正當我打算向她說清楚時,竟看見她在捧腹大笑。596Please respect copyright.PENANAF22zExEzAy
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詠芝:「 笑死我啦! 你唔係真係以為我向你表白吖嘛? 我係想話,羅傑賓你,可唔可以唔好同一條問題問兩次呀! 點知你......哈哈哈!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAaoF6neX0oC
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我嗰下真係7到一個點,之後問咗咩問題和玩咗邊個都唔記得了, 自此我也在沒有玩過Truth or dare, 現在看見學生在玩這遊戲, 實在令人懷念那青春歲月(真的老了)。596Please respect copyright.PENANAu2D1ER4wRO
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芷:「羅sir,諗乜嘢諗得咁入神?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAM6TFG5gQy5
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對了,最終幻想完一輪,學生呢? 話時話,芷君煮嘢都真係幾ok喎,有機會都想試下佢嘅手勢(開始後悔話無意寫師生戀)。596Please respect copyright.PENANA6zWxDM4HnC
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正當我又諗住再約佢之際,佢又閃咗啦!都唔知佢whatsapp會唔會再覆我㗎。最後我懷著這種失落的心情,結束了這次學校旅行。