世界咁大，唔係任何事都可以得到解決，例如貧富懸殊呀、全球暖化呀，依啲大問題就搞左咁多年都未搞得掂，至於細既問題，例如我銀包入面既銀紙數量亦係其一。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVBPZzEHlE
但係對於我兩條女黎講，我「窮」依件事似乎永遠都唔會係問題。對佢地黎講，幾時插到我屎忽先係個需要解決既問題。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS66CwA7UZF
「未解決！」例如有次，我地因為一啲小事嘈起上黎，後黎我覺得好無謂唔想嘈，所以求其道個歉咁想快手解決。點知，Z 一句極似巴士阿叔既「未解決」令我如意算盤打唔撚響。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7B9xxsF97
「解決左喇。都食左啦仲可以點喎。唔通嘔番比你咩。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P2ISP6yuY
「你食左我個杯麵仲咁囂張！」佢好嬲咁指住已經連湯都無既杯麵杯，表示：「我幾時話道歉就可以解決？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy5taFv0ta
「咁買過杯比妳囉。」我有啲攰咁回應佢，繼續試圖結束話題：「解決左？解決左。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zetPG9eMF
「未解決！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFsCp4wBf3
「老婆⋯⋯」到底點解佢咁好氣⋯⋯315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBWJX9jGAP
「至少解決條件要由我定啦下話？」Z 理所當然咁表示：「你食左我個限量版杯麵，有咩可能咁輕易放過你喎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsLmZ1alvK
「好喇，咁妳想點呀？」快啲完啦屌。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UUxDU57zM
佢嘴角向上翹起，我有不祥既預感。「咁我要用你食過既筷子上你──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8ZlCmnGja
「妳都癡癡地！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD9XDcH3wy
「嗄！你食左我個限量版杯麵喎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ33q9r1MQj
「唔會得囉！妳無其他方法我當解決左架喇！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAde62euSgG
「未解決呀屌你！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsLmXzyWja
就係咁，我地果次又嘈多左成個鐘，而我到依家都唔明，到底點解佢可以咁好氣⋯⋯315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod1QhQzNzD
