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不過之後上到山之後就因為場流星雨冇咗條事,場流星雨拯救咗我——理論上係,因為我真係唔記得。8964 copyright protection406PENANAsLcM5ITlis 維尼
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呢個時候,我又有一個問題,唔知呢個世界會因為咩事迎來滅亡呢?或者咁講,呢個世界會因為咩事而「世界末日」呢?嗯…再準確啲來講——我哋人類會因為咩而滅亡?8964 copyright protection406PENANAhdBULf5sO7 維尼
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「乜你唔知耶穌同佛祖好friend嘅咩?佢哋最近仲開咗間天主教釋迦牟尼中學添。總之點都好啦,你想聽埋落去就唔好咁撚多嘰趷。唔係嘅話,唔幫你之餘仲打臭你。」8964 copyright protection406PENANA2MvXMIAK7z 維尼
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「總之我而家畀一個機會你返到去2012年7月21日,即係你放榜之後嗰日,至於幾時接你返嚟…睇心情啦。」8964 copyright protection406PENANAjVRrsbyNvF 維尼
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「咁即係冇得揀啦,咁我有冇咩啲限制㗎?會唔會有蝴蝶效應?我係咪做乜都得先?」8964 copyright protection406PENANAR0ILQ0AoiT 維尼
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「屌,你返到去嗰邊做乜都好,都唔關我事。如果你真係改變到過去咁把炮,咪試俾我睇囉!」8964 copyright protection406PENANAzYnIAwVE8j 維尼
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屌你啊,咁撚串!我就改變畀你睇!8964 copyright protection406PENANA6zPueZOCUW 維尼
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「總之你快啲走啦,我唔想見到你!」佢一個彈指就將我傳送到過去。當我走咗之後,佢突然變到同啱啱完全唔同,好似另一個人咁。8964 copyright protection406PENANA3IzW8hxBcE 維尼
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