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我哋喺Crazy Horse玩得好開心,一直玩到好夜。好多女見到我哋咁豪,都主動過嚟𢯎撈。8964 copyright protection169PENANAiF6VIVs7cW 維尼
有條賓籍嘅女(應該係美賓混血),其實都幾靚,對波又大。佢輪流跳咗我哋幾個,到最後都費撚事着返个爸爸,就打大個心口坐喺梳化度同我哋吹水(免費嘅)。8964 copyright protection169PENANA5bLhI93rQF 維尼
呢個時候,我就發揮我嘅搞笑能力啦。我最撚叻就係講鹹濕笑話,只要30秒,保證每條女聽完都會笑到肚欒!以下當然係用英文講嘅笑話。[ 長腳:高雲地利英語。]8964 copyright protection169PENANAqdx4mV9kwX 維尼
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就係,條女觀音坐蓮嗰陣,一邊舉起右手好似西部牛仔打鞭咁揈,一邊係上面叫,努力!加油!努力!加油!”8964 copyright protection169PENANAA8WfnsxArH 維尼
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“我同條女瀨緊西,條脷梗係由上瀨到下,又由下瀨返上去。咁瀨法,條脷好撚攰,越瀨越慢。8964 copyright protection169PENANAtrZwC6hgtj 維尼
條女就話:快啲,快啲,快啲啦!8964 copyright protection169PENANAHsBuftY2gC 維尼
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條女就話:屌!你識晤識打橫,伸條脷出嚟,然後𦧲𦧲𦧲𦧲𦧲…… (我個頭好快咁左右揈)”8964 copyright protection169PENANAIExWbsVQ0E 維尼
聽到呢度加埋我嘅動作,條賓妹直頭笑到成個坐咗落地下。8964 copyright protection169PENANAoxcWexm9MK 維尼
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就係咁,我哋愉快嘅lap dance之夜就結束啦。雖然我蝕咗三嚿水美金private dance,但係阿八兩兄弟都使咗三千幾美金。我喺大陸請呢兩條粉腸咁多次,呢次都算係食返佢哋一隻‘居’。8964 copyright protection169PENANA0XD2Vg4OaD 維尼
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