「係你害到我無咗個老豆!」140Please respect copyright.PENANA8GySxrd312
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我嬲嬲地鬧返佢轉頭:「頂!你夠搶走我女神!搞到我無咗條女!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAL3ftIDEtqN
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「原來你條二五仔出賣我地不得止,就連波士條女你都溝埋!你都算仆街啦!」油頭仔個頭仲暈緊,仲未起到身。140Please respect copyright.PENANApYFTOihbEm
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「都唔知你講乜!我幾時有搶過你女人?」「美國隊長」反駁。140Please respect copyright.PENANA0gxH2cem0w
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「咪就係一個月之前囉!我追咗一年都追唔到嘅女神,你條友用咗一個禮拜就撬走咗!Fuck you!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAhUT4NMBa0U
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「你唔好諗住轉移話題越講越遠!你快啲答我!點解你當年要恩將仇報,陷害我老豆…」140Please respect copyright.PENANAThm58YTsIM
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「我女神本來係屬於我架!如果唔係你半路殺出嚟,我一定溝到佢…」140Please respect copyright.PENANACIxYltxYh1
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「你知唔知我嘅童年過得幾咁痛苦…」140Please respect copyright.PENANArM8eS3xjb8
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「諗返起真係唔抵,我對女神付出咗咁多,竟然最後輸俾你…」140Please respect copyright.PENANALFAbUX9nVR
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我同對方展開咗「寒戰」式嘅聲疊聲對罵。140Please respect copyright.PENANApd5KvHTUIq
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大家一輪嘴喺度互屌,鬧到口水都乾先至停落嚟。140Please respect copyright.PENANArwv1qFT43V
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油頭仔亦終於都唔再暈,可以企得返身。140Please respect copyright.PENANAFtAwrwOQsp
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佢衝埋嚟想分開我地,可惜都未埋到身,就俾「美國隊長」起腳,踢到佢掩住個肚再跌低。140Please respect copyright.PENANAsCRftshoNt
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「你地走唔甩架啦!我身上有定位追蹤裝置,Chris好快就帶人搵到嚟呢度!」Chris對我地講。140Please respect copyright.PENANAw3BMApnNXv
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而我實在唔想俾人當犯咁拉返去,心諗究竟點先可以證明到自己嘅清白。140Please respect copyright.PENANA2eKqof9oui
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「我再講一次,我同金元彬交換咗身體,所以我唔係佢!如果你唔信嘅話,你就咬我一啖,咁我同你都會即刻交換身體!」我嘗試再解釋。140Please respect copyright.PENANAQy7ckoMUJ8
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「你呢啲說話傻仔先會信!」140Please respect copyright.PENANA6kgpR6tpzH
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「係真係假,你咬我一啖咪知囉!」140Please respect copyright.PENANA2d3cLntWHz
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「收嗲啦!我係唔會聽你講架!」「美國隊長」對我嘅說話無動於衷。140Please respect copyright.PENANAvc0XGDt4YL
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眼見𠱁唔到對方落搭,咁唯有轉第二啲方法。140Please respect copyright.PENANAHAGRINXoKp
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既然軟嘅唔得,咁就用硬嘅!140Please respect copyright.PENANA6oGnSpyTVd
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我靈機一觸,將個頭向後一chok,用後尾枕撞落對方塊面度。140Please respect copyright.PENANAGbktLhv8yD
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呢招都算係「傷敵一千自損三百」,我後尾枕咁撞法都好痛。140Please respect copyright.PENANAYfNbcffbxJ
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結果撞第一吓,條友都未肯鬆手,跟住再向後撞,撞到第八第九吓,條友先肯鬆開手。140Please respect copyright.PENANAUd0oXJko5f
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我同佢都撞到頭暈暈,雙方都掩住個頭,好似啲醉酒佬咁,腳步浮浮咁企唔穩。140Please respect copyright.PENANA7bQQBLkGyF
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就係咁啱得咁「橋」,「美國隊長」褪咗兩步,隻腳一唔為意,踩中地下嗰隻垂死嘅八爪魚,成個人當堂跣親向後仆。140Please respect copyright.PENANAMlsW7AXHTc
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仆落地嗰吓,佢個頭「咚」一聲撼落地下,令佢徹底咁昏迷過去。140Please respect copyright.PENANAdoGWTQTzky
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本來隻八爪魚已經奄奄一息,俾人咁樣再踩多腳,直接瓜埋。140Please respect copyright.PENANApnmXtGnYdG
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咁樣一嚟「美國隊長」算係報咗父仇,二嚟佢又暈低咗,俾我同油頭仔有機會逃走。
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