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聖誕自製布丁

雨墨濂 雨墨濂
Dec 6, 2022 335 2 Mins Read 480 Words
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　　糖、香料還有美好的味道⋯⋯這是製造，sorry，我只是在做布丁，沒有要搞出人命。

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　　即將聖誕了，我答應好友參加今次的派對，應要求得做道料理，我查了查，發現布丁這玩意兒著實簡單，連我這傻逼殘手都能搞定，於是買了盒雞蛋跟糖就在廚房鼓搗。

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　　我看著食譜按照步驟將食材一一打入鍋中，手不閒嘴閒，於是邊攪邊唸卡通台詞。

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　　當一切就緒，我按下微波按鈕，一道光閃瞎我的狗眼，我不得不用手遮，操，差點眼被閃瞎了，這破玩意兒啟動的時候燈這麼亮的？

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　　演中華x番啊！

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　　等光芒退去，我定睛一看，門開的？

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　　「啾？」

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　　嗯？啥聲音？

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　　一坨軟軟的、搖晃著奶黃色軀體的布丁從微開的微波爐中出來。

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　　「啥？」我呆若木雞，不斷比對手機裡的食譜，樣貌確實差不多，但沒說會動啊？

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　　「啾？」那陀布丁站穩了，還晃著肥胖的身軀，發出如雉雞般的叫聲。

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　　畢竟是雞蛋做的？

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　　「嗨？」我嘗試跟它對話，發現這玩意兒只會啾啾叫。

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　　我看看手機，剩一個鐘頭了，算上準備跟路程，時間根本來不及再做一個，我盯著這托小傢伙，陷入沉思。

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　　「啾？」

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　　是挺可愛的⋯⋯

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　　但⋯⋯

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　　我用指頭輕戳了它，嗯，布丁的軟嫩。

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　　「啾？」

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　　指頭含進嘴裡，嗯，布丁味兒。

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　　「啾啾？」

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　　我痛苦地糾結了兩秒，將盤子遞了過去，它豪不猶豫地順著著爬上來。

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　　一盤完美的布丁。

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　　搖晃搖晃。

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　　「啾？」

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　　我小心翼翼地將它包裝，它的啾啾聲被盒子徹底擋住。

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　　嘛，就算會啾啾叫，也還是布丁嘛。

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　　可能是這食譜忘了說做出來的布丁會啾會動。

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#2 布丁和茶凍
#3 《布丁布丁》
#4 超好養的寵物布丁
#5 勵志的布丁（不要在吃飯時看）
#6 最近流行養布丁？
#7 魔法小寵物布丁 – 第一章
#8 喂！不要再吃了！
#9 布丁不只是
#10 我的布丁叫做QQ
#11 離家出走的黑白芝麻布丁
#12 我一定是瘋了才會聽布丁講話吧？
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#14 布丁逝去前的哀嚎
#15 魔法小寵物布丁 – 第二章
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#17 布丁的觀察日誌
#18 布丁飼養手冊
#19 布丁遲到，但是不會缺席
#20 布丁會動了！
#21 布丁戀人
#22 布丁之人（布丁所選中的人）
#23 聖誕自製布丁
#24 結語
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