二零一八年的八月某日,姚家正準備跨入大四的么子,正一手拿著西瓜,邊啃邊蹲在電腦前,把握最後一年能盡情浪的暑假。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAsqUvKC7Gcv
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「咦?緣定三生成就?」1145Please respect copyright.PENANA43PjDOjbZq
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姚貝可放下西瓜,眨了眨眼,望著螢幕下方突然跳出來的通知,才猛然驚覺——原來只要連續三年跟同一個對象做七夕任務,就會達到緣定三生的成就。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAN5vpuRKich
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他隨手點掉通知,看向螢幕中站在秀太旁的俊美花哥,心想時間過得真快,自己竟在不知不覺中渣了三年的劍三,與徒兒認識也有三年了。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAfrayDKzgZ8
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說起來,要不是姊姊勒令他必須代她好好經營這隻秀太,並不可落下任何一個活動,他也不會拜託徒兒幫他一起做七夕任務,拿那些刻著兩人名字的超恥掛件獎勵。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAmQG2y9RSMy
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看了眼NPC送的緣定三生獎勵——一條粉紅色絲巾,上頭果然刻著「貝兒喵與傳泰伊緣定三生」一排字,姚貝可就不禁恥哭。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAB5dUFQoTta
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跟從沒見過面的網友做七夕任務,就像單身狗找路人一起過情人節,超奇怪!1145Please respect copyright.PENANAf6OAxa7lXJ
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他關掉背包介面,決定假裝沒發生這回事,厚著臉皮在隊伍頻道打下:「來做任務吧,好像要先去純陽摘花的樣子。」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAqrk4ukrmWq
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傳泰伊一如既往簡潔扼要地回了個句點,表示知道了後,就站在那動也不動,也不知在做什麼。忽然,姚貝可收到一個詢問視窗,他以為徒兒是要與他共乘,也沒注意到對方根本沒有騎馬,就反射性地點了確定。1145Please respect copyright.PENANA9sXFVVcZel
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下一秒,畫面一閃,地上就出現一圈排成愛心形狀的煙火,將他們兩人包圍在中間,系統也跳出一大串金色字體的公告,霸氣萬千地在全伺服大肆廣播。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAFghJ1eJRxZ
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「江湖快馬飛報!“傳泰伊”俠士在太原對“貝兒喵”俠士使用了傳說中的【真橙之心】以此向天下宣告:“傳泰伊”對“貝兒喵”之愛慕,奉日月以為盟……」1145Please respect copyright.PENANATFMe9xV3EG
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姚貝可頓時被閃成一個傻逼。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAQhhz7CbBlB
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WHAT?花黑噴?他剛到底點了什麼?1145Please respect copyright.PENANA4KOkaGvWmu
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他連忙把系統訊息往上翻,才看清楚徒兒剛丟過來的詢問是:「〔傳泰伊〕請求與您結為雙向情緣,您的意思呢?」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAajc2WCuS3n
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「……」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAdYMJD3kRZ1
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——我是誰?我在哪?我要做什麼?1145Please respect copyright.PENANAfd6IubWW8f
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在腦海裡跑過三句懷疑人生的問話後,姚貝可才總算衝破傻逼模式,跳起來抱住頭,身體力行一場莫內的吶喊:「啊——怎麼會這樣?我沒有要跟網友談戀愛啊!怎麼辦?怎麼辦?怎麼辦?怎麼辦?怎麼辦?」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAGacIEoLyqk
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其實,在這個時代,網戀一點也不可恥,但問題是,他早就有暗戀的人了啊!1145Please respect copyright.PENANAzS1DqyWANs
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「啊啊啊,那隔壁的大哥哥怎麼辦?」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAKrqJPcIfHX
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估計他叫得實在太慘烈,房門「碰」地被踹開,探進一張凶神惡煞的母夜叉臉怒聲咆哮:「搖貝殼!你他媽的發什麼神經?老娘在趕稿你知不知道?哭屁啊哭?」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAEzJcJyTcKK
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姚貝可一時收不住哭勢,脫口就噴出:「窩不要三批啦!」1145Please respect copyright.PENANA5Xkgai9dxr
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「什麼3P?你趁我不注意亂搞什麼男女關係?皮癢了你!」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAn7LZzezbGy
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「哇啊——」1145Please respect copyright.PENANAefBLavMA33
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這一廂的姚家正是雞飛狗跳,隔壁那一廂的鄰居大哥哥,則望著螢幕中還在轉圈圈的小秀太及兩人關係上的情緣二字,邊聽著從窗戶透進來的炸毛哭鬧聲,慢條斯理地又丟出了海誓山盟的煙花後,就在對話框按下《請求抱抱》的動作指令。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ4mYjrov8
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因插件裡設定的自動接受請求,小秀太立刻收起雙劍,啪咑啪咑地晃著腳丫子,一頭撲進傳泰伊的懷裡,在真誠之心與海誓山盟一片浪漫花海的特效中,構成一幅凌虐單身狗的和諧畫面。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAj3Mkv7RtOQ
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「小笨蛋。」1145Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wp1gkD4m8
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嘴角是收不回來的高揚弧度,肚子是憋笑太久的抽疼,眼裡卻是一反常態的溫柔,傅泰應拿起手機往玄關走去,經過趴在沙發背上的小黑貓時,難得心情極好地輕拍一下。1145Please respect copyright.PENANAQlt449llXF
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心癢難耐,是時候將小貓的另一個主人拐回家了。
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文章取名死OTZ1145Please respect copyright.PENANAH5kl4IoB2x
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遲來的七夕賀文~XD1145Please respect copyright.PENANAFtQ6HwvebQ
恭喜泰貝在劍三裡達成緣定三生成就!!!1145Please respect copyright.PENANA6DjcOoFrZB
今後不管在哪個平行世界,都要歡樂幸福唷~>w<1145Please respect copyright.PENANA7zKSD06emm
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然後來預告一下,靈能三正文已修稿完成,番外草稿中,預計九月正式發佈!1145Please respect copyright.PENANAYLT2Wuo8lu
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