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No Plagiarism!Q0jWHrexmehnUAypDT4iposted on PENANA 我昨天想到了一個很好的比喻--8964 copyright protection116PENANA38gKrBoiDo 維尼
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我們在人生之中遇到的難題大多數都是一坨屎。8964 copyright protection116PENANAHL72l6jIwE 維尼
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並不是說其糟糕、煩人、令人避之唯恐不及的特性,而是,他就像是一坨屎那樣。8964 copyright protection116PENANA874qVSS0Nq 維尼
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你只要生活下去,就一定要拉屎,並且這坨屎拉出的痛苦程度取決於你之前吃了些甚麼、你本身的體質、還有周圍的環境。8964 copyright protection116PENANABxNm49A1p1 維尼
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除非你只吃空氣,不然人是必定要拉屎的--就像是每一個人的人生一定會經歷難題那樣。8964 copyright protection116PENANA8bkzflkAvr 維尼
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對了,還有一點,如果拖延那難題,那難題只會像是宿便那樣越發噁心、惡臭並且最後還是不得不處理。8964 copyright protection116PENANAOW6nGQg5QM 維尼
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--礙於篇幅和觀感的問題,我就不再詳細描述了,但是我真的覺得拉屎這玩意和人生之中的難題有異曲同工之妙。8964 copyright protection116PENANAsM5RlsFigA 維尼
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為甚麼突然說到這件事情呢?自然是和我接下來要說的東西有關。8964 copyright protection116PENANAa0ybWwL56d 維尼
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少年C,出身於一個平凡的家庭,雖然不能像上面那篇一樣信誓旦旦的說自己手中拿著"必勝的底牌"(既然都是吐槽大會了,讓我diss一下也無所謂吧?),但好歹也是那種手中一對二,ace葫蘆這種不錯的牌了,要不是遇到個甚麼鐵支同花順的,要漂亮的贏下這場遊戲倒也沒有甚麼難度。120Please respect copyright.PENANAWiZZm7amD9
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但是,既然是主角,那就必定有著一些特長,而少年C,就有著一個特長。8964 copyright protection116PENANAyzlaLXU26i 維尼
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--他特別會搞砸事情。8964 copyright protection116PENANALPv68yNaYK 維尼
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人際關係、在校成績、感情、未來出路,沒有一樣不被少年C以意料之外,情理之中的方法搞砸了。120Please respect copyright.PENANAMsJKYUHAK2
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我想,如果少年C用上那怕是現在兩倍的專注,早已是其他家中口中的"鄰居小孩"了吧?8964 copyright protection116PENANAKtHxYBBTtg 維尼
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兩倍,很多嗎?8964 copyright protection116PENANAMw4sKlH7qm 維尼
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--如果一個男人已經對一個女人付出了99%,儘管他再多付出1%,全心全意地對那女人,但她仍覺得不夠;但若一個男人本只有對那女人付出1%,再多上1%那就是直接翻倍了,那女人自然就歡天喜地。120Please respect copyright.PENANAF29ryBNt9p
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當然,這只是一個例子罷了,我也無意在男女之事上討論。8964 copyright protection116PENANATAWyBKNPol 維尼
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在我看來,少年C的付出,說只有1%是誇張了,但也絕對不足10%。8964 copyright protection116PENANAKo65yNnrja 維尼
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啊阿,又扯遠了。8964 copyright protection116PENANAFrNu5ffE0U 維尼
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在國小時,是一個從沒上課,目無尊長,不敬師長的小孩,關於人際關係的這坨"屎"現在就已經先種下惡果了。120Please respect copyright.PENANAwO2Ng0OLmt
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國中時,既然已目無尊長,那動起來自然是隨心所欲,而處處逾矩,視規矩於無物,自然,師長耳提面命的"讀書"也如同耳邊風--不,耳邊風不會讓人感到煩躁,對那時的少年C而言,應該是在耳邊飛舞的蒼蠅吧?120Please respect copyright.PENANAWRoYXSTJhl
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當然,少年C還是分的清人生大事的,在面臨大考之際,還是勉強打起精神稍作努力,勉強考了一個偏鄉地區的"明星學校",所謂明星學校也只不過是當地最能拿出手的學校了--這是第二個為之後的"屎"埋下的伏筆。8964 copyright protection116PENANA8S3e8act7v 維尼
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高中,你若要說他有甚麼長進,那至少就是交到了幾個好友--或者換個方向來說,他只有這幾個人能稱為"好友",而不得不視為珍寶。8964 copyright protection116PENANASS0UrTpjZE 維尼
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啊啊,少年C的悲歌不止於此。8964 copyright protection116PENANArIQ8kqYAU9 維尼
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大學才是正式譜寫這段悲歌的時候,也正好是這些"宿便"發臭、在肚子之中硌的腹內生痛的關鍵時刻。8964 copyright protection116PENANA5xgBW1p4Cu 維尼
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少年C啊,少年C。8964 copyright protection116PENANAH44PL6DMH4 維尼
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不能說是幸運還是悲慘,他填錯了志願。8964 copyright protection116PENANAoDwkwilORP 維尼
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粗心大意的他自然是不會知道志願序的順序是按照"志願"排序--其實但凡他稍微想一想"志願序"為甚麼會叫做這個名字,他也不會填錯。8964 copyright protection116PENANA7u2TjFtlYY 維尼
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但是發生就是發生了,他本來可以勉強擠進一流大學,在那片濟濟人海之中當一個不是那麼突出的平凡人,但他最後卻落到了--呃,一所也不錯的大學,但終究不是他心中所屬。120Please respect copyright.PENANAom2EUgJyOe
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然後,呵。8964 copyright protection116PENANAaHosDTBRKz 維尼
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少年C自然是心有不滿,心有不屑,心有不平。8964 copyright protection116PENANAqCCcozLgM1 維尼
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--這種不小心填錯才落到的學校,我還不是不用讀書就可以輕鬆過了?8964 copyright protection116PENANAMlW77OZnxv 維尼
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呵,他被當了。8964 copyright protection116PENANAl320THbEWm 維尼
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啊啊,少年C的悲歌,在他人看來完全就是小丑的行徑--拿著ace葫蘆,卻在別人出三葫蘆時就壓下,接著又緊跟了一對二。8964 copyright protection116PENANAGo0gJO7q8E 維尼
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前半生的愚蠢,用餘下的日子來償還吧,少年C。8964 copyright protection116PENANANhsqdXPTUR 維尼
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諸位看官,你知道少年C最可悲的是甚麼嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANAkjxHvGuYUC
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他寧願在電腦前打出這篇文章,也不願意去讀書,挽救一下自己稀爛的成績。8964 copyright protection116PENANAQ1XrRuKArH 維尼
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啊啊,少年C,哈、哈、哈。8964 copyright protection116PENANA1iXsM5aT1v 維尼
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請在看完之後這篇文章之後,留下你的嘲笑和警惕。8964 copyright protection116PENANA3bOjKvkUdh 維尼
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最近剛好心有所感,就被邀請來寫這篇罪己昭(?),所以略微超過了一千字。8964 copyright protection116PENANAVgbHsCbNRI 維尼
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