呢一日,於中環碼頭,背住夕陽,我鼓起勇氣,向心儀嘅對象表白:146Please respect copyright.PENANAV5KLb75FFa
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「Emily,我鍾意你,請問你可唔可以做我女朋友?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAMir13AUKfb
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「下?我有男朋友啦喎。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAWD26l9Ge4d
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「下?你有男朋友?咁你又同我出街睇戲食飯?」146Please respect copyright.PENANABpyrTj1jFi
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「我當你朋友渣嘛。」146Please respect copyright.PENANABm5eijUcmD
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「朋友?即係…即係『兵』?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAX19rUi4Y7J
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「拿,我無咁講過,係你自己認架渣。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAnhCNr1bLm1
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「……」146Please respect copyright.PENANApbUhivbzjC
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我無嘢好講,枉我付出咗咁多心機、時間同金錢,到頭來原來又係做人隻「兵」。146Please respect copyright.PENANAhAXCCDIuRB
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「你睇,我男朋友嚟接我啦,係咁先啦byebye!」146Please respect copyright.PENANAMWWUxrPtCx
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Emily孭住我送俾佢嘅LV袋,大搖大擺咁坐上一架名貴嘅保時捷跑車,然後拂塵而去。146Please respect copyright.PENANApKdtMib3gG
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為咗討好對方,我辛辛苦苦儲咗幾個月錢,買咗個名牌手袋送俾佢,到最後連手仔都拖唔到,認真失敗。146Please respect copyright.PENANAi472XrgzkR
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呢次已經唔知係我第幾次俾人拒絕,而身為一條毒撚,其實我都知自己條件唔好,所以都降低咗擇偶嘅要求。146Please respect copyright.PENANAGvH74F4Nsj
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唔要樣靚大波長腿,淨係要大波,但結果都係唔得。146Please respect copyright.PENANAhy79nD06RB
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唔通…唔通我注定要攬住個飛機杯過世?146Please respect copyright.PENANAn9K2goF3kL
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點解我做人做到咁失敗?146Please respect copyright.PENANARH1Lex0e9n
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明明大家都係男人,點解揸「波子」嗰條友就有得揸Emily對G奶,而我就無得揸?146Please respect copyright.PENANARpcfORm2pE
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點解有啲人天生高大靚仔有錢,食女多過食飯,但我就又窮又矮又柒,一條女都溝唔到?146Please respect copyright.PENANAxLCwwlLBWK
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點解上天咁唔公平?點解人地得到嘅嘢我得唔到?146Please respect copyright.PENANAvmtWttrBTU
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點解啊?!146Please respect copyright.PENANAZxnhlHVN9K
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我企喺碼頭嘅欄杆前,對住個海大聲嗌咗出嚟,發洩心中嘅鬱悶。146Please respect copyright.PENANAQhQWIC3kLy
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「鳩嗌係無用架。」突然間,有個人喺後面搭我膊頭。146Please respect copyright.PENANAuUTLFCi06C
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我嚇咗一跳,跟住想擰轉身睇下係咩人,點不知身體唔知發生咩事,竟然間完全郁唔到。146Please respect copyright.PENANAaLZovhgSv7
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「表白俾人拒絕,好唔開心呀?」 條友嘅聲線好低沉,應該係男人嚟。146Please respect copyright.PENANAAGfLZjdMp5
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我嘗試郁動手腳,可惜卻唔成功,全身上下只係得返把口郁得到。146Please respect copyright.PENANAHcyqZ9P5HG
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我問對方:「你係咩人,做咩搭我膊頭?快啲縮手!」146Please respect copyright.PENANAwQ9SAWuzoR
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「我係魔鬼,我想同你做一場交易。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAF3xm6pNORU
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「魔...魔鬼?你想做…做咩交易?」我俾佢嚇窒左。146Please respect copyright.PENANAQTeznsUOcD
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「我先問你,你係咪好想揸Emily對波,插佢個窿?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAIo0Snf8fQd
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「你呢個問題…會唔會問得太直接?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAMKAHaMcksH
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「大家男人老狗,講嘢無謂轉彎抹角,你答我『係』定『唔係』就得啦。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAmXY2hFdBWZ
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「係就係,但咁又點?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAvAL3mFCatu
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「只要我將『靜止之力』傳授俾你,莫講話Emily,世上任何女人你都可以得到。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAOsqGB4ZF4C
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「乜嘢係靜止之力?」我問。146Please respect copyright.PENANATHWAXOzITk
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「『靜止之力』顧名思義就係令人身體靜止嘅能力,即係好似我依家掂住你咁,令到你唔郁得。」146Please respect copyright.PENANApX0Qus6CpV
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對方向我解釋:「只要你將呢個能力運用喺Emily、又或者任何一個你鍾意嘅女性身上,咁你就可以對佢為所欲為,想點就點,只不過…」146Please respect copyright.PENANAOVvmCbfJj2
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「不過咩呀?」我心急追問。146Please respect copyright.PENANAyqaz6pggYH
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「不過能力一旦發動後,你就必須屌嗰條女,而且一定要插夠一萬下先可以射,否則你就會死。而當你死左之後,你嘅靈魂就會屬於我。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAnDA6ebhcst
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「一萬下?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAjyBJIzqJR2
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「無錯。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAMGSC8ZBPka