呢一日,於中環碼頭,背住夕陽,我鼓起勇氣,向心儀嘅對象表白:172Please respect copyright.PENANA4eOhUBJ9YT
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「Emily,我鍾意你,請問你可唔可以做我女朋友?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAcUuK1qSkx0
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「下?我有男朋友啦喎。」172Please respect copyright.PENANApzMCdWonxM
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「下?你有男朋友?咁你又同我出街睇戲食飯?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAXknHN6Cl5D
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「我當你朋友渣嘛。」172Please respect copyright.PENANAnIUrcjdYBX
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「朋友?即係…即係『兵』?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAXkQSN1rnvz
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「拿,我無咁講過,係你自己認架渣。」172Please respect copyright.PENANA6H5XbY18Ti
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「……」172Please respect copyright.PENANAUNQsvJ4gAE
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我無嘢好講,枉我付出咗咁多心機、時間同金錢,到頭來原來又係做人隻「兵」。172Please respect copyright.PENANATD8mFEWXc9
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「你睇,我男朋友嚟接我啦,係咁先啦byebye!」172Please respect copyright.PENANAs3bBaZAWOg
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Emily孭住我送俾佢嘅LV袋,大搖大擺咁坐上一架名貴嘅保時捷跑車,然後拂塵而去。172Please respect copyright.PENANAWnIMAZAs7B
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為咗討好對方,我辛辛苦苦儲咗幾個月錢,買咗個名牌手袋送俾佢,到最後連手仔都拖唔到,認真失敗。172Please respect copyright.PENANAHO3tTBCwqS
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呢次已經唔知係我第幾次俾人拒絕,而身為一條毒撚,其實我都知自己條件唔好,所以都降低咗擇偶嘅要求。172Please respect copyright.PENANAnnW4tOKVDV
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唔要樣靚大波長腿,淨係要大波,但結果都係唔得。172Please respect copyright.PENANAZmfJTLTn9L
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唔通…唔通我注定要攬住個飛機杯過世?172Please respect copyright.PENANAr2LWjr2Qpd
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點解我做人做到咁失敗?172Please respect copyright.PENANAU6JUJ0yPn5
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明明大家都係男人,點解揸「波子」嗰條友就有得揸Emily對G奶,而我就無得揸?172Please respect copyright.PENANADfM04RgXeo
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點解有啲人天生高大靚仔有錢,食女多過食飯,但我就又窮又矮又柒,一條女都溝唔到?172Please respect copyright.PENANA8u9kmpCPll
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點解上天咁唔公平?點解人地得到嘅嘢我得唔到?172Please respect copyright.PENANATSha3xCsjw
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點解啊?!172Please respect copyright.PENANAySIAijBsK8
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我企喺碼頭嘅欄杆前,對住個海大聲嗌咗出嚟,發洩心中嘅鬱悶。172Please respect copyright.PENANAnro1LP7Djg
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「鳩嗌係無用架。」突然間,有個人喺後面搭我膊頭。172Please respect copyright.PENANAdkOhNzTcnZ
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我嚇咗一跳,跟住想擰轉身睇下係咩人,點不知身體唔知發生咩事,竟然間完全郁唔到。172Please respect copyright.PENANA2duShfSgAT
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「表白俾人拒絕,好唔開心呀?」 條友嘅聲線好低沉,應該係男人嚟。172Please respect copyright.PENANA5fTDaL9XRA
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我嘗試郁動手腳,可惜卻唔成功,全身上下只係得返把口郁得到。172Please respect copyright.PENANA6EmwEAKlD6
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我問對方:「你係咩人,做咩搭我膊頭?快啲縮手!」172Please respect copyright.PENANASMV6olBRxd
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「我係魔鬼,我想同你做一場交易。」172Please respect copyright.PENANAufSJpbDLpa
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「魔...魔鬼?你想做…做咩交易?」我俾佢嚇窒左。172Please respect copyright.PENANATkyvUhzPrA
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「我先問你,你係咪好想揸Emily對波,插佢個窿?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAe1jDVaFcTX
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「你呢個問題…會唔會問得太直接?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAjHa6XD7ZEq
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「大家男人老狗,講嘢無謂轉彎抹角,你答我『係』定『唔係』就得啦。」172Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3a7aXLRmN
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「係就係,但咁又點?」172Please respect copyright.PENANAAwDSmI0PND
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「只要我將『靜止之力』傳授俾你,莫講話Emily,世上任何女人你都可以得到。」172Please respect copyright.PENANA4jkTWkRRWi
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「乜嘢係靜止之力?」我問。172Please respect copyright.PENANALUdWrzg26T
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「『靜止之力』顧名思義就係令人身體靜止嘅能力,即係好似我依家掂住你咁,令到你唔郁得。」172Please respect copyright.PENANAyAMpMJqnGG
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對方向我解釋:「只要你將呢個能力運用喺Emily、又或者任何一個你鍾意嘅女性身上,咁你就可以對佢為所欲為,想點就點,只不過…」172Please respect copyright.PENANA5hSvq3SFAG
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「不過咩呀?」我心急追問。172Please respect copyright.PENANA9pqJAVuL6g
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「不過能力一旦發動後,你就必須屌嗰條女,而且一定要插夠一萬下先可以射,否則你就會死。而當你死左之後,你嘅靈魂就會屬於我。」172Please respect copyright.PENANA6M5HjfBoIo
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「一萬下?」172Please respect copyright.PENANA4WNRNFIG30
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「無錯。」172Please respect copyright.PENANA89Yr1JB2BT