Hector has seen and done a lot of things in his unusually long career. The ways of the world no longer surprise him. But even he could not anticipate the series of unfortunate events that were about to come raining down on him.

They say a man who lives by the sword, should be prepared to die by the sword...

Rated R, because, even though most people won't find it that disturbing, it does contain very violent content. That's your warning.