知唔知十二個鏡仔從此消失喺娛樂圈，邊個最開心？125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxICcSKLtv
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咁就梗係其他唱片公司嘅高層同老闆啦。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7f9A7m1tN
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華內、鷹皇、猩夢，三大唱片公司嘅老闆呢日聚首一堂，開香檳慶祝鏡仔正式收皮。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFnPFqcJ3o
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「都係阿羊你好嘢，咁都俾你諗到條絕橋，一嘢收曬班鏡仔皮！嚟！我一定要敬你一杯！」華內老闆主動同鷹皇老闆碰杯。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1xPGODmSj
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猩夢老闆就話：「諗返起嗰日班頒獎典禮啲喪屍都幾狼死，爭啲咬傷咗我地個『火火』！」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs3LuJtHrF
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「雖然係有少少風險，但如果我地幾間公司都唔派人去，咁就做得太明顯啦！」鷹皇老闆一邊講，一邊搖動手上嘅酒杯。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YGwIgQ6v6
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「咁又係嘅，不過估唔到今次唔單止係班鏡仔，連佢地成間公司都收埋皮，我地會唔會做得太過分呢？」猩夢老闆問另外兩個老闆。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9SMS3TBbP
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「同行如敵國，呢幾年佢地都搶咗我地唔少生意，要賺都賺夠啦，係時候俾我地賺返啲啦。」華內老闆飲一啖香檳回答。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPQUQsM0F5
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「咪就係囉！唔好講咁多啦，今次咁高興，我地一於不醉無歸！」鷹皇老闆舉杯同大家開心慶祝。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc9Xp1DtzV
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事實上，喪屍之所以會爆發，其實全部都係呢三大唱片公司老闆搞嘅鬼。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRurzVhxFl
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當日喺頒獎典禮上，佢地派人喺會場嘅音響做咗手腳。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR5OW0ENSA
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佢地喺音響入面，安裝一種會發出特殊聲波嘅發射器。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPA4DcqpUd
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當日鏡一出場唱歌，佢地叫人啟動發射器，釋放出一種高頻聲波。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cNlwa7kDQ
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呢種高頻電波耳仔係聽唔到，但卻會喺無形之間影響人嘅大腦，造成嚴重嘅神經錯亂。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr83nwU5sO6
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神經比較敏感嘅人會俾呢種聲波影響，因而做出極暴力嘅行為。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTL4PronE
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換句說話講，當日喺頒獎典禮上，令人變成喪屍嘅並唔係鏡仔嘅歌聲，而係呢種特殊嘅高頻聲波。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH6KVojjbY
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事後佢地三個唱片公司老闆，出高價收買咗幾個專家，叫佢地將所有責任推卸喺鏡仔身上，再搵PR公司造成一輪反鏡熱潮。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuDgzUjcJL
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喺呢件事上，政府把關不力，信曬幾個專家嘅說話，將矛頭直指班鏡仔。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauu2ILjOrm
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之後成件事越搞越大，班鏡仔及其附屬公司最後亦都因此而收皮。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGphVoAIvr
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「話時話，男團咁好搵，搞到我都想整返隊玩下，不過唔知改咩名好，你地有咩提議？」猩夢老闆問左右隔籬兩個老闆。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuTE0wKc7e
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「不如叫『天堂鳥』？」華內老闆提議。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrrjkys6F1
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鷹皇老闆就話：「唔係呀嘛，咁老土，我就話叫『Long 9』，寓意長長久久呀嘛！」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBPi9aaVAo
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「『Long 9』好喎！就叫呢個名啦！哈哈哈哈！」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7063wxbCG
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「咁我都唔執輸，搞返女團玩下啦！」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdJC7tvWHj
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「阿羊你想玩女渣下話？」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABpmRsP5Ac
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「咁都俾你識穿咗！我自隊一杯！哈哈哈哈！」125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahOakGw82h
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三人哄堂大笑，飲酒作樂。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMEq8uZGx9
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從此以後，樂壇再無鏡仔，只有「Long 9」。125Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkEx1ToUO3
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