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眾所皆知,我是一個在EP上創造各種宇宙的人,所以今天我就來教螢幕前各位如何穿越時間線,去看看另一條時間線的自己,首先先舉個例子,現在是2024年12月4日,在理論上,我們在穿越的日期會和另一個世界相同,但是時間會具有不確定性,知道這個基本概念後,那我就要教學如何穿越了——8964 copyright protection65PENANAK5mpTNgt12 維尼
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tip 1,準備幾顆陽電子以及單點式粒子加速裝置,以上花費事實上不多,約3001799999美圓,換算比特幣約3002個,相信這是一般人能夠負擔得起的8964 copyright protection65PENANAopveor858J 維尼
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tip 2,架設好設備之後,利用多重陽電子進入加速器的反覆撞擊撕裂時空,這時候你就會獲得一個傳送門,進入,你就會進入一個全新的時間線,這代表你成功穿越了!8964 copyright protection65PENANAW1W5u814uh 維尼
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不到三個步驟,是否非常簡單呢?絕對不是我編不下去下一個步驟了,那接下來⋯⋯接下來8964 copyright protection65PENANA82Kxm3nLcH 維尼
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(看大字報)8964 copyright protection65PENANAFDHHNMvNGu 維尼
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等等⋯⋯TM的,卡卡卡!8964 copyright protection65PENANAihqOkVrRIn 維尼
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請問⋯⋯在螢幕前,尊貴的導演大人⋯⋯你當我真的買得起陽電子嗎!不要說買不起了,這個東西在EVA才有吧!8964 copyright protection65PENANAuaSna5kBxw 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯好像也是⋯⋯那我查到了陽電子多少錢是怎麼回事?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAZxlnUdKFJH 維尼
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等等⋯⋯你怎麼查的?8964 copyright protection65PENANAHqOQOisR3z 維尼
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「就Google點開來查的啊。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAj6uj9o95rS 維尼
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好好⋯⋯隨便隨便,那你也要對劇情有些交代吧,編劇!8964 copyright protection65PENANAHQmM0RQtvp 維尼
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不然是誰?8964 copyright protection65PENANAGjRG5dTzqu 維尼
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「以下是十個充滿「垃圾話」幽默風格的冒險劇本大綱,適合作為輕鬆搞笑的故事靈感:」8964 copyright protection65PENANAg3rjT6vQQK 維尼
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背景:冒險小隊誤闖麥當勞,但發現店裡正被一名自稱「麥樂雞盜賊王」的男子劫持。69Please respect copyright.PENANAKFfNKVriP3
垃圾話:8964 copyright protection65PENANAwodBX4jmt8 維尼
- 「交出甜酸醬!這才是我來這裡的真正原因!」
- 「你以為我們沒見過比你更瘋的?上次那個拿番茄醬劍的哥們都比你有創意!」
挑戰:說服劫匪放下醬料,或者幫他完成對雞塊的終極追求⋯⋯』8964 copyright protection65PENANAFPsbf3LJjR 維尼
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你至少把它給你的格式用掉,好騙騙我自己。8964 copyright protection65PENANAHY1V8vx0ya 維尼
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「閉嘴!下一段的劇本,你要進去陽電子炮裡面!傳送去另一條時間線看看你自己,不然沒有觀眾會相信!」8964 copyright protection65PENANALpsGYpXN7N 維尼
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等等你是沒看過EVA嗎,第六使徒、第六使徒用的就是陽電子炮!你是想要你的員工少一個是不是!8964 copyright protection65PENANA3HvecIeEfx 維尼
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「對。」8964 copyright protection65PENANACJh4VXY0r1 維尼
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喂,餘罪0的卡蘿斯嗎,聽說你很殘暴,又會穿越時間線,你可以先把導演揍一頓,再把我送去另一條時間線嗎?8964 copyright protection65PENANAqsBvil6CgS 維尼
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:不,我要去處理魏晏羽那條爛蟲,滾。8964 copyright protection65PENANAMFSTvUmi7s 維尼
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「所以你要拍了沒?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAPlowXq3d4V 維尼
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我這輩子好像都花在這種沒有意義的事情上了⋯⋯8964 copyright protection65PENANANUOFXdZG1r 維尼
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(走回綠幕,喝了一口氣泡水,丟出場外)8964 copyright protection65PENANAnRKonShuec 維尼
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好,現在我就要親自示範如何使用陽電子加上粒子加速器開啟傳送門!8964 copyright protection65PENANAuMi0Hplsju 維尼
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(開啟機器,從入口放入陽電子)8964 copyright protection65PENANAIWKJyALcSy 維尼
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等等這些東西從哪裡搞來的?8964 copyright protection65PENANAVVrmboG8p1 維尼
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「蝦皮。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAmRGwptlRBc 維尼
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⋯⋯OK沒事,我們現在要正式啟動機器了!3、2、1.9、1.98、1.988、1.9888、1.98888⋯⋯8964 copyright protection65PENANA671CyeOWck 維尼
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「快倒數啊!」8964 copyright protection65PENANACNDCWOAsuE 維尼
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這是劇本寫的,我也不知道啊!8964 copyright protection65PENANA5VoOnWCRmH 維尼
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「喔對欸,等等刪掉這段⋯⋯你先繼續。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAy6ppTUQV4f 維尼
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、1,陽電子炮啟動!8964 copyright protection65PENANAv9FxMbHJwX 維尼
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(緩緩睜開眼睛)呃⋯⋯?8964 copyright protection65PENANASYRWV8jJSf 維尼
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(面前出現一個傳送門)8964 copyright protection65PENANARmj048ngBQ 維尼
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等等⋯⋯真的成功了?8964 copyright protection65PENANADlurzEUra2 維尼
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「廢話,這可是垃圾話的小說版,什麼事都會發生的~~」8964 copyright protection65PENANADyPlyyU9aj 維尼
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呃⋯⋯好的各位,我可以進去了?8964 copyright protection65PENANAUvjqy87Fdq 維尼
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「嗯,不然呢?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAaySp6psTml 維尼
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呃⋯⋯我進去這集不就結束了?8964 copyright protection65PENANAUUhgbEntyB 維尼
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「沒事,我會幫你想後續的劇情的。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAICHFyl0kyr 維尼
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⋯⋯(所以我可以換老闆嗎)8964 copyright protection65PENANA0q4kBDr0D4 維尼
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(他就默默走進傳送門了)8964 copyright protection65PENANAEpls6jI85n 維尼
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「INTRO 8964 copyright protection65PENANAxQL6mNZSji 維尼
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於是,他就此開啟了一場冒險⋯⋯8964 copyright protection65PENANANWuZaN10t7 維尼
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對沒了,你還奢望什麼?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAZmNUdfz3rJ 維尼
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破碎的時間線中,一個女孩蹲在一片漂流的陸地,頂著一頂闊頂帽,背後雙鉤閃耀著冷冽的銀光,披風隨風而起,幾瓶毒藥及手槍折射著光線顯出。8964 copyright protection65PENANANh7lmL3Nfn 維尼
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「有意思的人來了啊⋯⋯」帽頂下,赤焰般的雙唇顯露出一陣壞笑。8964 copyright protection65PENANA54BYZQP9h5 維尼
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