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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB91XukuJnU
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQeQR8RCUo
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAGDh9boQ6
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飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K7NmUVDUQ
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訂單能飛去哪裡？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cz3QivD5B
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDP16UP291
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這也太荒唐了吧！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL83D9BcTlz
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我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhQxRwFSUj
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYaM2icP8y
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbwRwqnrT6
「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhrod783FP
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要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSw0LZB4rk
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGwYDQvMnr
我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT41vCfMzU8
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過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0PGUDxAbn
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可能神明今天請特休。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFzv76ouS3
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgpjUPPZqs
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「追到了嗎？快回報！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VnnwObuj0
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV7u9OHL53
奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MLCo1XTwy
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我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRlLNWyOP5
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結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzZHytyZIC
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然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRIEtdG8h8
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我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrNxvm1yt2
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「這裡是哪？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT9QFQvkzs
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvon4oIq8Wh
巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr05eYgpOUi
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g429Ed2N4
「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6boi2bijH
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9nLKNSKol
我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXcMIU76qB
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5R1a7IanC
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我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqQljbJvsr
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmdVnWR2TH
巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs5fcN2Y7w
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我的臉色瞬間大變。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPPPf3OPGf
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vIKxhuPbI
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxGFUmmvyD
我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0SeMK31Ku
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就在我陷入絕望時——88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Enua9hHJE
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嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhNtaO3tJF
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRmVCsxCMY
老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpEW7yRsRs
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PFyQONmbv
我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKtDkb59rY
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00U6ecFu2U
下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqC8Fl2osb
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「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK7FQMFWd6
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我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDkVJ4CdKC
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巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7xsQjqofx
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhUQJ35ikk
巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYWM941wsT
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我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCkwevNftV
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03jsobNW9U
巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1E9HFCeIu
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「認真的！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BPbNxbmEn
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「好，成交。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLna54aqQq1
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她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhV7thwUi0
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巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGV8ZSU4Qw
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我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z9iaLqzpP
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「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv4kdA0Sf8
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kf79EDZlt
醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW3frvCyJ6
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhZNPcKe8X
巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSCLnnOI2y
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lw2rjjGIA
不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2OId99bSI
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我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSqi0terAR
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我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN95Skuzie
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巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Ictq5BCi
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我心中百般掙扎。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvgFeqUT8v
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少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0Va6MJ5Ku
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMe1ODP4GC
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIotKU9PxC
但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACMTdyvFrv
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRLtoCQZ44
如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS8jM1wcc0
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5iETPolcE
巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJWqMhM3hM
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CdQffaMKT
我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTzegMZ6iC
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我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5jZYV3LAT
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmd3aaJJcu
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr99PCqKaP2
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu4sZwS26B
「真的是這樣嗎？」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAXMBHZXbs
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OKwVJdVmD
「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TkpoR97Tu
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMb0iVpdbF
巫婆嘲諷地說。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmf88FJF1b
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPXmmDeZUA
下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc0fH6oMJr
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1SIp17VhI
巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuoM1bG37I
88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzqND0H859
然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZxGAuc7XL
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她說要吃掉我……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ41bViW4ka
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難道……是另一種意思？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I2IT5zDna
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