我:喂,小姐,又想轉移話題?61Please respect copyright.PENANAbP1VuQ7PwA
Nikki:唔係想轉移,係我覺得你應該同鄭。。。Athena傾囉。61Please respect copyright.PENANAUiTuGJVUXj
我:妳哋兩個果然「夾」!佢叫我問妳,妳又叫我問佢!61Please respect copyright.PENANAWefTD4dUbr
Nikki:我驚你覺得我「橫刀奪愛」,打9我。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAi8le6T3NTs
我真係唔知究竟Nikki呢句說話係真心話。。。定講笑。不過,我大概估到喺Nikki身上,應該問唔到啲乜嘢。61Please respect copyright.PENANAeXAIZdM0nb
不過。。。有啲嘢我一定要知。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8NbMiEt3d
我:嗱,老老實實,星期一我女朋友要搬去同妳「同居」,斷估都唔係只係做妳「室友」咁簡單?61Please respect copyright.PENANAxYByOsB2vq
Nikki:可。。。可以咁講。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6SWyUH2GMQ
我:即係我要預我女朋友晚晚同妳扑。。。唔係。。。「愛愛」啦?61Please respect copyright.PENANAoK24FfUVAr
Nikki:可以。。。咁講啦。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9MVNY7HMH
我:妳。。。真心鐘意Athena?但係。。。妳又可以同我做愛,即係女唔係基。。。咁即係。。。?61Please respect copyright.PENANAEW0IYv36Sm
Nikki:我「雙性戀」㗎。我以前喺日本講書嘅時候,都有同我同房拍拖。。。我真心鐘意Athena㗎!61Please respect copyright.PENANAkbqxtSQsIS
我聽到Nikki話自己係「雙性戀」。。。又真心鍾意Athena,我個心跳即係狂升上差唔多二百吓!61Please respect copyright.PENANACWIXUfTZhX
差啲心臟病發!61Please respect copyright.PENANAeJDxwfU4jD
突然我諗起,如果Nikki呢種男女通殺嘅喜好叫做「雙性戀」,咁水姐又算唔算係?61Please respect copyright.PENANAgmt6C4z910
我:妳。。。認真?61Please respect copyright.PENANAlzc0oyBndP
Nikki:緊係。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANApEx6ISv7V2
我:咁妳對我。。。只係玩玩吓?61Please respect copyright.PENANAXEjES0jPIJ
Nikki:我都係真心鍾意你!61Please respect copyright.PENANAQOIwyfiw4J
我:吓?點。。。點解?61Please respect copyright.PENANAwZ2keBIndh
Nikki:記唔記L得我哋啱啱開始做幫莊,第一個月對數我對濡咗「興發証卷」(大家唔駛Google啦,因為唔係真名)個一條沽5球貨Order?本來我對數字好L敏感,但唔知點解居然都睇濡咗眼!61Please respect copyright.PENANA8489PngTfW
我:記得。我第二日話返妳知。咁又點?61Please respect copyright.PENANA0sqZ9aUG1z
Nikki:嗰條數喺計落我度,如果冇計嘅話,我收少差唔多九千幾呀!但係。。。你居然主動話我知。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZpBtJK5UUO
我:喂,咁數還數。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAeEZVW7EmZl
Nikki:大佬,你同我都係做同一行,九千幾蚊只要唔L出聲,乜都唔駛做就有,有邊個經紀會Say No呀?呢一行弱肉強食,有幾多個經紀真係好人?尤其係「同行如敵國」。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANASwDp2M3AVd
我:咁嗰啲真係妳啲錢。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAuwyYGMACyC
Nikki:所以Athena咪話你係乖乖仔好男人!61Please respect copyright.PENANAEhgHE6DsTj
(各位,我以前絕對唔係好男人,亦唔係聖人。我都有賤格嘅時候。以後Update,同Nikki去到後嚟,同埋尤其講到我同Athena後期接近分手嘅時候,你哋就會知道,所謂嘅「好男人」,只係每個人嘅觀點與角度嘅問題。)61Please respect copyright.PENANA6iIjQZJE7j
我:咪玩我啦。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcfPY0nwmQ0
Nikki:我知你屋企有啲錢,你可以返屋企幫手做生意,做「公子哥兒」,但係你居然肯用自己啲錢去救Athena。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAR9jdhlMAPR
突然Nikki停咗落嚟。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAsHoxovX3IK
Nikki:我。。。從來冇遇上過好男人。喺我細細個嘅時候,我阿爸唔要我哋一家人,就同個台灣女人走L咗,我唯一一個男朋友當住我面同其他女人攪9埋一齊,當我盲咗!後嚟仲搶埋我做Part Time辛辛苦苦儲落嘅三萬幾蚊!宜出嚟做嘢,啲大孖沙、基金佬、有錢佬,個個都剩係想屌我!屌完先至得嗰一兩個肯開個戶口!佢哋個個都係死仆街!宜家我終於遇上一個好男人。。。同埋一個好女人!好似個天突然要我幸福咁。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtgtNA6MOWX
我越聽越同情Nikki。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAQGokOqCGKK
Athena頭先喺電話度講得啱,Nikki以前嘅往事的確係慘。61Please respect copyright.PENANAmNRHwDG1JC
不過。。。佢又話個天終於俾佢遇到一個好男人同一個好女人,咁即係。。。點?61Please respect copyright.PENANAq5juKliRn0
我:Nikki姐,我哋同Athena都唔係妳想像中嘅乜嘢好男人好女人。如果好,佢之前又點會遇上咁大麻煩?61Please respect copyright.PENANA9YMNf8boQd
Nikki:咁。。。女人都有性需要嫁嘛!而且,男人可以出嚟玩,點解我哋女人就唔L得?總之我覺得你哋好好!61Please respect copyright.PENANAf3WWwR4XGv
所以點解我喺上面話「好男/女人」只係某一個人嘅觀點同角度嘅問題。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6dZSPl3rnX
我:唉。。。咁宜家。。。即係點?61Please respect copyright.PENANAOlIUPpqsy3
Nikki:我份人好L貪心㗎!喺我尋日見你之前嗰幾日,我已經問準我條女。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANA4E3R3CGsqf
「我條女」!😦😦😦61Please respect copyright.PENANAUn1jOL4o4T
Athena做咗Nikki條女!61Please respect copyright.PENANAgMRfAjb7PU
Nikki:Sor9oy。。。叫慣咗。。。唔好意思呀,Vincent哥。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAlMDjAOP5KZ
突然,我哋Ordered嘅嘢一次過到晒。61Please respect copyright.PENANAJrv7iNcWnZ
當嗰Waiter上菜嘅時候,我突然醒起呢間餐廳,就係Athena喺我哋正式拍拖前,對我「坦白」嘅地方。估唔到宜家居然又係Nikki對我「表白」嘅地方。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAh4vxC7kKpp
Nikki:嘩!正!我唔L客氣。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAt02vpasby3
我:喂,講埋先啦,妳問準我女朋友乜嘢?61Please respect copyright.PENANArJWvjYsH5v
Nikki已經冇等我,佢馬上郁手切腸食。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAoa9Cd6lNC7
Nikki:我問佢可唔可以分你做我男朋友囉!Mmmmm。。。好味,正!61Please respect copyright.PENANAgSEztgtSyc
我:咁。。。咁佢點答妳。。。?61Please respect copyright.PENANAb9JasaP2dl
Nikki:佢話如果我攪L得掂你,你又肯落㗳嘅話,佢冇問題。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANANapdBBuP0u
果然同頭先Athena喺電話度講嘅基本上一模一樣。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANA99eNWRMOiI
我當時心係度諗:咁樣,我咪變相有兩個女朋友、Athena同Nikki各自都有一個女朋友同一個男朋友?61Please respect copyright.PENANAbutPWdN6Av
咪住咪住。。。Nikki同Athena邊個做男邊個做女呀?突然我腦海浮現Athena同Nikki,光脫脫咁喺張床上。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANASWAhvq47bw
夜夜纏綿。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANA5gYgO660of
我條周又馬上起立致敬。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANA61q3hphoe8
突然我見到Nikki一路「慢慢」品嘗一條燒到火紅嘅肉腸,仲要特登咪起對眼望住我,然後伸條脷出嚟去舐條腸。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhYhbznR5I8
我屌!61Please respect copyright.PENANA8Kv8qAiwDD
Nikki:條腸大L過你條腸。。。嘻嘻。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAzUFTGnY7PY
SHIT!61Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Eap3PLBQ
Nikki:不如叫多碟德國腸囉?61Please respect copyright.PENANA5Efr6eZs90
我:唔夠?妳咁肚餓?😳😳😳61Please respect copyright.PENANAdyxOqyCzhv
Nikki:不係我食呀。我要你食多啲,「以形補形」,我呢兩日要你不停咁射!61Please respect copyright.PENANAgwRddRm04M
我:咁大食?61Please respect copyright.PENANArET0Urlp2j
Nikki:仲有。。。61Please respect copyright.PENANAJqxFlGZZrP
又仲有?😱😱😱61Please respect copyright.PENANA03VaRt1xiJ
Nikki:我仲要你以後日日都要射嘢俾我同我女朋友!61Please respect copyright.PENANAMiXLwueCx9