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#30

結局-兩杯紅酒

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阿里就坐在船頭，哼著巴基斯坦的一首小曲。

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這是一首載客的破冰船，載著一大群香港人，包括阿里在內。他們要前往南極的一個前哨基地，名字叫「馬爾比奧站」。

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「屌佢老母，想凍撚死人咩。」阿貴抱怨道。他身上已穿著好多件衣服，但他的嘴唇還是凍成紫色。

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阿貴道:「巴基斯坦佬，見你著丁屎咁多衫，你唔撚凍既咩?」，阿里笑著說:「你平時手淫太多，所以身體虛，你打少一點手槍，身體就會暖起來的。」

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阿里道:「我們回船艙吧，那邊比較暖和一點。」。兩人折返船艙，只見一個怪人向二人打招呼，外面下著大雪，他卻穿著一件短袖衫，手臂的肉都露出來了，這怪人好像不覺得冷似的。

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桌上放著兩杯清水。

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阿里和阿貴坐下後，那怪人嘻嘻一笑，道:「兩位，我想表演一個魔術，我要把水變成酒。」，阿貴笑道:「放屁，要是真變酒了，我赤裸跳進外面的冰水中。」

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「我不用你跳海。」那怪人想了想，「要是真變酒了，你以後就得對大陸人尊重一點，不許你再叫支那人。」

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「沒問題。」阿貴快人快語，「一言為定。」

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那怪人也很爽快:「一言為定，就這樣說!」

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那怪人輕咳兩聲，擺好陣勢，才道:「天靈靈，地靈靈，將這杯水變成酒!」，那怪人說得神神秘秘，似模似樣的。阿里和阿貴兩人，眼睛都亮了，就像歌迷排隊去他們偶像的演唱會。

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可是水還是水，根本就沒變酒。阿里大笑道:「你輸了，你要跳進海中了，或者請我們喝酒也可以。」

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「等等嘛。」那怪人道，「我哈利波特的魔杖還沒拿出來!」

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那怪人拿出一根奇怪的筆，筆身閃閃發亮。只是那怪人大喊道:「孫悟空七十二變，給我變!」

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桌上的水，竟已變成了兩杯紅酒。

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全書完。

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Table of Contents

#1 創作契機---韓寒的三句話

#2 歡迎來到馬爾比奧哨站

#3 美女工程師莎拉

#5 發狂的保安

#6 我殺害了我的朋友

#7 不可能緩和的矛盾

#8 瘋子楊松

#9 大陸人的勇氣

#11 兩個巴基斯坦人

#12 外星筆的預言詩

#13 極地的特急列車

#14 一切的解釋

#16 私人恩怨是八個打一個嗎

#17 鐵門後面

#18 筆兄歸位了

#19 連悲傷的時間也沒有

#20 恐怖實驗室

#21 我現在就揍你!

#22 儀式開始

#23 向上帝吐口水

#24 誰人血濺白布衣

#25 這名字在你嘴巴說出來，好可愛呢

#26 我想輕撫你的臉，可以嗎?

#27 我們回去餐廳洗盤子好不好

#28 一把小刀，一把手槍，一根外星筆

#29 太好了，我一個人都不會誤殺

#30 結局-兩杯紅酒

#32 林珊珊與阿貴 - - - 番外篇

#33 (真人真事)我和林珊珊的故事 - 已消逝的往事上

#34 (真人真事)我和林珊珊的故事 - 已消逝的往事下

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