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Chapter J：J is for Joke8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHTcht96Au 維尼

—警察最難學的不是開單，是開笑點8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu9YL3Cbo4 維尼

日期：警局值班夜8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLOgPEzuNB 維尼

地點：值勤室 + 微波爐旁8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMZlXzXucQ 維尼

狀況：學長講了一個英文笑話，Veron 靈魂出竅8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxWg5UPQk0 維尼

「學弟，來，我教你英文的靈魂。」8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l3tLq5LCG 維尼

Veron 小心翼翼地拿著微波好的便當坐下。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDdbcMK6Xt 維尼

學長說：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaQXTrL0Vz 維尼

“Why did the police go to the bakery?”8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMC3oJe2GR 維尼

Veron：……？？8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC9Y4hldqf 維尼

學長自信爆棚地笑說：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHmP7NBfIt 維尼

“Because he heard something suspicious.”8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFPSUL8zLi 維尼

Veron：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4P82FvpFz 維尼

（……？？？？？）8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaBvJRCqyt 維尼

他嘴角微動：「笑點在哪？是甜點嗎？」8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RYNTmQHGF 維尼

學長拍他肩膀：「Suspicious。你不覺得像 suspicious（可疑）＋ delicious（好吃）的結合嗎？」8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡblbH0MlZqT 維尼

Veron開始懷疑這個笑話比嫌犯還難抓。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBQD5eOeib 維尼

他心想：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0irpuabAQ 維尼

“I became a cop, not a comedian. But maybe in English, they’re the same thing.”8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5xAdhY852 維尼

🔤 今日任務單字8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡspwth2f4Qb 維尼

單字/中文/使用例句8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXka1l1poI 維尼

Joke/笑話8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡhheThzLdc1 維尼

That joke made me cry. From confusion.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H4ioq0URN 維尼

Judge/判斷、法官8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR4c0kZsmp 維尼

I can’t judge your humor.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk4APthQa8 維尼

Justice/正義8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbvszzOFWA 維尼

Justice is no joke, but jokes help us survive it.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWBT3P9mwC 維尼

Jail/監獄8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsVSzAGan1 維尼

I’d go to jail for bad puns.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwzO5vlc3E 維尼

Joy/快樂8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qjX2mtIx0 維尼

A good laugh brings joy, even in uniform.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡJukSJtEnUw 維尼

🗣 實用句型（笑著活下去）8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDAypA28jq 維尼

That was a joke, right...?8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEdH0OpBna 維尼

那…應該是個笑話吧？8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3UTnAj7kw 維尼

I didn’t get it, but I’ll laugh anyway.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPCoFWkii4 維尼

我聽不懂，但還是先笑好了。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAAyCKzCPq 維尼

Please don’t make me laugh while I’m holding my lunch.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WA0Zc5ZJ3 維尼

我在吃飯，請不要讓我笑場。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡWokJbpM8zP 維尼

😅 Veron 的語言段子筆記 ✍️8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9y0xmxSxA 維尼

有些英文笑話，不是讓人發笑，8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsFY4zelAG 維尼

是讓人懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeP4DPcsuT 維尼

但我學到一件事：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOpnp0y5gt 維尼

如果你能讓對方笑，8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQZlafQmf0 維尼

他就不會先問你動詞的過去分詞。8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoRRJV1Eev 維尼

🎭 小挑戰任務：Joke Lab8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KfL7sMkZx 維尼

請你試著寫一句你自己的英文冷笑話，越冷越好！8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tf29Vat98 維尼

包含以下三個單字：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDIRIGKRNp 維尼

Joke / Jail / Justice8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9LMAMl52M 維尼

例如：8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡlftNhbJ1Al 維尼

I told a bad joke about justice, now I’m in joke jail.8964 copyright protection24ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMu8QszmeZ 維尼

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