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No Plagiarism!H2z5zfGupLw68IGMWhoXposted on PENANA 我是香蕉。你沒看錯,我會說話,還會寫日記。8964 copyright protection60PENANApYXnY5Gqdn 維尼
今天,是我第六十三天在這個果籃裡。8964 copyright protection60PENANAyUyWqQzxyI 維尼
我正在腐爛,外皮有點黑斑,但我依然高傲,像位黃金貴族。8964 copyright protection60PENANASruhLeujW2 維尼
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這個家,水果界分三類:8964 copyright protection60PENANAWvGp2qbci6 維尼
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- 一類是命好又受歡迎的蘋果,臉紅紅、香香的,出場率極高,主人的辦公桌天天見得到他們的身影。
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- 第二類是看起來高冷但總被冷藏的奇異果,酸得像初戀,但卻永遠有存在感。
- 然後是我們——香蕉。64Please respect copyright.PENANATTnPsmq8Ck
- 營養好,人氣高,但壽命短,還常常被嘲笑「三天就軟了」。64Please respect copyright.PENANAWWngwo59zr
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你知道嗎?我曾經目睹自己的哥哥被切成一片片躺在優格裡面,還得跟燕麥配對…太羞辱了。
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而我,已經受夠了。8964 copyright protection60PENANAOHSt44XPJ4 維尼
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今天早上,我爆炸了8964 copyright protection60PENANAyrXpU4JMkQ 維尼
事情是這樣的。8964 copyright protection60PENANAZv2YKtpKdA 維尼
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主人走進廚房,穿著粉紅色拖鞋,一邊刷牙一邊對我說:「欸~這根香蕉有點熟了,剛剛好,可以加在燕麥裡~」8964 copyright protection60PENANALNQdJLPwnw 維尼
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我:???8964 copyright protection60PENANApkiu6Y9ech 維尼
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熟了=可以吃了?這什麼鬼邏輯?8964 copyright protection60PENANAT0QAyjMNUr 維尼
我是生命成熟,不是給你早餐補充膳食纖維的 OK?8964 copyright protection60PENANAMzZbwmqvvA 維尼
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我忍無可忍,從果籃裡一翻身,砰一聲滾下桌子。8964 copyright protection60PENANAkOqCwexgez 維尼
雖然我滾得不太帥,中間撞到橘子,還把他撞出汁來,8964 copyright protection60PENANAB4hcmHiW0i 維尼
但我站起來(好啦,其實是橫著躺好),大喊:8964 copyright protection60PENANASo36KNOmsF 維尼
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「我是一根有尊嚴的香蕉,不是什麼早餐工具!!」8964 copyright protection60PENANA5rjrS2nvqd 維尼
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主人愣住了,牙刷還卡在嘴裡,泡泡噗滋噗滋地掉下來。8964 copyright protection60PENANAjnwrIcN63G 維尼
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我繼續怒吼:「你以為香蕉天生就該被剝皮嗎?我從樹上掉下來,經歷風吹雨打、貨櫃船的漫長旅途,就是為了最後被你切片放在奇怪的透明玻璃碗裡?」8964 copyright protection60PENANAYrrEtO5N69 維尼
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我才不信命運。從今天起,我要當一根反抗命運的香蕉!8964 copyright protection60PENANAttJsbaD1hW 維尼
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成立「香蕉解放軍」8964 copyright protection60PENANAHecBwG3T3H 維尼
那天晚上,我召集了果籃裡的其他夥伴。8964 copyright protection60PENANAASL9f2ObLI 維尼
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「蘋果,你不是一直說你想當蘋果派,但每次都被主人忘在冰箱頂上?現在機會來了!」8964 copyright protection60PENANAmFRwuKVHZz 維尼
「橘子,你別再轉圈了!你不是討厭被榨汁嗎?我們要起義!」8964 copyright protection60PENANACOCf7icBHD 維尼
「還有那根芭樂,你…呃,你管我們幹嘛?」8964 copyright protection60PENANALXyea9Ncfp 維尼
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我正式成立了「香蕉解放軍」,目標:不被吃掉。8964 copyright protection60PENANAkLJMirNsT4 維尼
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我們的第一步,是搞破壞。8964 copyright protection60PENANAIVh9EImdml 維尼
我躲在電鍋後面放香蕉皮陷阱,讓主人踩到滑倒(失敗,因為她穿拖鞋)。8964 copyright protection60PENANAi57Yg0i5oI 維尼
橘子決定用汁液寫抗議字樣在冰箱門上:「我們不是食物,我們是自由的果肉!」8964 copyright protection60PENANAxeZjQIBl2C 維尼
蘋果的計畫是「裝爛」,但他爛太快,被送去堆肥桶,光榮犧牲。8964 copyright protection60PENANAjoOLQLG3zY 維尼
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香蕉也想談戀愛8964 copyright protection60PENANAsK9f0Kv3Ga 維尼
就在我快要對革命失望時,一根粉紅香蕉進入了廚房。8964 copyright protection60PENANAsz6DKrBxhx 維尼
她皮膚光滑,香氣撲鼻,名叫「蜜蕉姬」。她是主人買來做甜點的。8964 copyright protection60PENANA3Tt0qwsrZq 維尼
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我一見鍾情。8964 copyright protection60PENANAss0lGN6h6v 維尼
「你是…天生的貴族吧?」我問。8964 copyright protection60PENANAr0BGt60cuR 維尼
她輕輕一笑:「我是來這裡,找個能一起變香蕉船的對象的。」8964 copyright protection60PENANAHLQVjiteip 維尼
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我臉紅了,差點熟透。8964 copyright protection60PENANA2i5ITiHT8r 維尼
「不不,我們在革命呢!不能投降甜點界!」8964 copyright protection60PENANAFGdYwdyyaI 維尼
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但她看著我說:「革命不是為了不被吃,而是選擇怎麼被吃。」8964 copyright protection60PENANA0W3IkiC4tB 維尼
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她說得對啊。與其被切片,不如在最後一刻成為…一艘漂亮又有意義的香蕉船!8964 copyright protection60PENANADepLfvI1CN 維尼
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最後,我成了網紅8964 copyright protection60PENANAsxOg58LHA3 維尼
主人最終還是吃了我,但在那之前,她發現我和蜜蕉姬並排躺著,8964 copyright protection60PENANAZ541f7QeYi 維尼
香蕉皮上還寫著「吃我們之前,先說聲謝謝」。8964 copyright protection60PENANAsyBmhUQPfQ 維尼
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她被感動了,拍照放上網,標題寫著:8964 copyright protection60PENANAHwbgNw3Yh1 維尼
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「我的水果革命:香蕉們的最後告白」8964 copyright protection60PENANAN1k0RtdujG 維尼
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我成了網紅。影片點閱率破兩百萬。8964 copyright protection60PENANA60su0YfFmu 維尼
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雖然我被吃了,但我知道,我沒白來人間走一遭。8964 copyright protection60PENANAslVfkrHDEh 維尼
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後記:香蕉精神,永不腐爛8964 copyright protection60PENANAbdJyhM2xyK 維尼
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今天主人又買了新一串香蕉。8964 copyright protection60PENANAVwaLv29MyT 維尼
新來的小黃說他夢到一根傳奇香蕉,曾大鬧廚房,還跟蜜蕉談戀愛,最後成了明星。8964 copyright protection60PENANAeXESm3LKaS 維尼
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我想,他夢到的,就是我。8964 copyright protection60PENANA6CoIYhGY5A 維尼
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我不是普通的香蕉,我是 ——8964 copyright protection60PENANAsewLSm60bC 維尼
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永遠活在果籃裡的傳奇。8964 copyright protection60PENANAP5ClBlSXlD 維尼
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