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右腳感到一陣癢癢感,想看看小龍女在我右腿上搔癢什麼東西時,耳邊傳來嘰嘰叫的聲音,應該是小老鼠,牠們正在「按摩」我受傷的右腳。8964 copyright protection46PENANAeMbogCGFDJ 維尼
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竟然是老鼠!雖然我不是小叮噹1、啊!不小心曝露自己年紀了。不過牠該不會把我的右腿當作是腿肉排餐在吃吧?8964 copyright protection46PENANAC8eHiiXzgq 維尼
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此時,我腦海中浮現一個大膽想法!8964 copyright protection46PENANAknQGPSwyit 維尼
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我真慶幸自己是個金庸迷3,雖然忽然蹦出這句有些違和感。8964 copyright protection46PENANAYIATYufrJC 維尼
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話說那隻小老鼠不斷發出嘰嘰聲音,我往下亂抓,牠很乖的竟然「跳」到我的手上,聽到牠可愛的叫聲,彷彿是求著能快點進入我的肚中玩耍。8964 copyright protection46PENANAJp0zfdxlKK 維尼
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我雙手緊抓牠的身軀,把牠當寶貝一樣看待。我並沒有馬上吃掉牠,心裡想著要烹煮、還是燒烤呢?這個期待也讓肚子更是餓扁。8964 copyright protection46PENANAeo3G1gqAWN 維尼
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想著想著,我在漆黑中隱約看到牠無辜的眼神,正水汪汪地對我「放電」,不知道是我餓暈頭,還是被牠偷使用「血輪眼」4,我竟然動了憐憫之心。8964 copyright protection46PENANA3UTnpsWZwk 維尼
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為了不讓我的心情起伏不定,我於心「不忍」,決定從牠的屁股一口咬下,這樣就不會與牠四目相交,至少我慈悲的心會比較對得起自己。8964 copyright protection46PENANACWMbUEcsdY 維尼
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「咬下牠的瞬間,鮮血像湯包般爆開,濃稠的血汁四濺到我臉上。牠的血與我手上傷口殘留的血漬混在一起,早已分不清哪些是牠的、哪是我的。」8964 copyright protection46PENANAbbHgIULTZD 維尼
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不過這並不重要,反正又不是在做DNA鑑定,搞混了就不好。8964 copyright protection46PENANAedacHFHYt5 維尼
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先前在正濱漁港5吃的生魚片已經夠新鮮了,現在生吃小老鼠更是美味,假如正濱漁港的生魚片是麥香魚漢堡,那現在吃的就是帕瑪森主廚雞腿漢堡。8964 copyright protection46PENANAwJe5crUcLf 維尼
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只是這隻小老鼠應該便秘很多天,我從牠的屁股咬下那刻,除了濺出鮮血,還噴出一坨坨屎尿,那味道比隔夜的納豆還複雜。8964 copyright protection46PENANA3cx1lVlhqc 維尼
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剛才忘記先用一個浣腸劑幫牠清清。當下我的嘴巴內,隱約感受到40%的鼠肉味、60%的腥血、最後是90%的臭屎味。8964 copyright protection46PENANAHjwD6TWTyx 維尼
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你沒看錯,真是「比例破百、噁心加倍!」不過把90%當種菜的肥料來吃,或許就不會感到那麼噁心,反而還有些幫助消化的Feel呢。8964 copyright protection46PENANAAXT7opioqA 維尼
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我的右腿流血的關係,陸陸續續引來不少其牠「小朋友」。8964 copyright protection46PENANALu94Cr4XAr 維尼
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幸好這部故事風格不是靈異鬼怪類型,不然以劇情亂七八糟的走向來看,出現吸血鬼或殭屍搶著吸我右腿流出來的鮮血,也不奇怪。8964 copyright protection46PENANA0eycsJVkaT 維尼
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雖然「小朋友」不包含上述那兩位,但除了小老鼠,還有那位不請自來的「小強6蟑螂,我還幫牠取了個名字,叫「喀喀強」。8964 copyright protection46PENANAfPoTQDnCOB 維尼
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牠在嘴內咀嚼時,會「喀喀喀!」地作響,像個鹹酥雞加芥末的感覺,尤其那股嗆勁直衝頭顱,會讓食用者瞬間醒腦,好像沉浸在「綠油精海」般的舒暢,讓人都不禁大喊:8964 copyright protection46PENANAgAF36jNIhD 維尼
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「你是我的巧克力7──────!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAEZ36rDiJay 維尼
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我叫牠巧克力並非亂叫的,多少還是有些根據存在,不覺得牠外表顏色和巧克力挺像的嗎?8964 copyright protection46PENANAqehBW6zBnF 維尼
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最後還有一隻「波滋巧克力蟲」也來湊熱鬧,也就是小甲蟲。8964 copyright protection46PENANA5jUN5cUSrK 維尼
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牠剛咬下去瞬間,外硬內軟,會隨著外殼的裂痕,逐漸出現蜘蛛網般往外擴散,最後發出讓人意料不到「啵!」一聲,緊接在嘴裡釋放出豐富濃稠的白色汁液,那濃稠度堪比珍珠奶茶8,瞬間滲入口腔每一個唾液腺,再從舌面緩緩流入喉管裡滋潤,真的是止咳化痰又顧腸胃。8964 copyright protection46PENANAiMJy9B8qbr 維尼
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我現在唯一的煩惱就是萬一逃出去,我到底會胖幾公斤?早知道這些小可愛這麼美味,我以前到底都在吃什麼?8964 copyright protection46PENANAyeCZHBGUc2 維尼
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就這樣右腿被大石壓住,大約又過了一天、二天、三天……第十六天。8964 copyright protection46PENANAxvLZhwqDOI 維尼
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我正在思考作者都沒交代我是怎麼上大小號的這個謎思時,決定還是先做些實際點的事情,就是先想辦法拿回丟在一旁地上的狙擊步槍,不過我並不是要拿它來「砰砰9!」自己,而是利用它幫我勾回掉在另一邊地上的手電筒。8964 copyright protection46PENANArxI24XKKpj 維尼
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此時此刻,手電筒比狙擊步槍還來得實用,幸好我早有預感,把幾顆備用電池藏在腰間的小包包裡。8964 copyright protection46PENANAQbIOsm5wez 維尼
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那會不會又有讀者想說:「之前不是才在那邊喊劇透!喊作者都不把狙擊步槍留給自己當拐杖,怎麼現在又改口啦?」8964 copyright protection46PENANA9tQI6QDEei 維尼
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我只能說人都會成長的,先前的是劇透版的獨白,現在是現場實況轉播!8964 copyright protection46PENANAFji0VCrfr5 維尼
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你說,狙擊步槍那麼重,怎麼當拐杖?我一手拿手電筒,另一手還得拼命撐著,能撐住不被壓成肉餅,這人品還不爆發10是什麼?8964 copyright protection46PENANA5a8i62QgXN 維尼
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剛被壓的時候我還能抱怨!壓久了,思想直接進入聖人模11......是麻痺模式!!!8964 copyright protection46PENANAizg1ed92de 維尼
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唯一沒變的就是那塊沉沉的巨石。這不就是人生哲學嗎?壓越久,麻痺越深,生存本能也就跟著越強,當然就會想出更深的答案來。8964 copyright protection46PENANA9e9MG9Uou4 維尼
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按照電池正常使用頻率,至少可以撐上一個半月。不過,那也得我真的能在洞裡活那麼久才行。8964 copyright protection46PENANAw76UsoBduV 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊───!又劇透───?」8964 copyright protection46PENANA6V35B7PFAt 維尼
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「咳!」我意思是說,也不排除有可能三天內就被人發現並且獲救。8964 copyright protection46PENANAoHT9hmw0xX 維尼
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過個場,就又過了四天,我也好不容易拿回地上的手電筒,雖然拿到也無法馬上脫離山洞,但至少不會等電池沒電,形成整片黑漆漆的慘況。假如沒燈光幫助,我連抓「小朋友」來吃,都顯得費力。8964 copyright protection46PENANA0pb9khvk0B 維尼
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我在這「黑洞洞」的世界裡獨自打發時間,雖然右腳無法動彈,左腳也時好時壞,但至少雙手還能靈活使用。8964 copyright protection46PENANAexEXCpqhTo 維尼
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有時我會自個兒玩剪刀、石頭、布!奇怪的是左手總是輸,我都在考慮要不要送它去「補習班」。8964 copyright protection46PENANAdymQLMzyrH 維尼
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我還會玩手指相撲,兩隻手指你來我往,是我目前唯一能「社交」的地方,而且還能促進血液循環。8964 copyright protection46PENANAJuqJvhu32o 維尼
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還有一個我最愛的遊戲,就是把手電筒光照在岩壁上,用雙手比出各種動物的剪影。8964 copyright protection46PENANAVmMqrwLXVa 維尼
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兔子、大鵰、鱷魚、蝸牛、小狗,有時還會搞出四不像,讓我自己快笑死。8964 copyright protection46PENANAPsCLkjIKxz 維尼
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有人說受困時應該盡量保持靜止不動,來節省體力,對我這種坐不住的過動兒來說,不動才是最耗力的折磨,所以我只要身體還能動,就盡量動起來。8964 copyright protection46PENANAR4ctU4rA6M 維尼
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【註解】(部分資料來源:網路)8964 copyright protection46PENANAT3TCat89G1 維尼
1. 「小叮噹」多拉a夢台灣早期的譯名。早期台灣漫畫很多翻譯都由出版社重新各自翻譯。而且台灣早期比較沒那麼注重版權時,出了一堆盜版漫畫。8964 copyright protection46PENANA7LtJPm7vwa 維尼
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2. 「以彼之道,還施彼身」出自金庸《天龍八部》姑蘇慕容的台詞。8964 copyright protection46PENANAc2mwRcCjcZ 維尼
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3. 「金庸」本名查良鏞(1924–2018),著名武俠小說作家,被譽為「新武俠小說泰斗」。8964 copyright protection46PENANApdNQcVMktc 維尼
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4. 「血輪眼」日本漫畫《火影忍者》中的特殊眼睛能力,擁有強大瞳術力量,能操控幻術、預判敵人動作和施展強力攻擊。8964 copyright protection46PENANAAsWyeNHSNd 維尼
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5. 「正濱漁港」舊稱基隆漁港,二次大戰時才改名為「正濱漁港」。位於台灣基隆中正區,是台灣歷史最悠久、也是第一個現代化漁港,建於日治時期,曾是全台最重要的海鮮集散地。8964 copyright protection46PENANAPinnLAMiCE 維尼
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6. 「小強」1993年電影《唐伯虎點秋香》中,周星馳將被踩死的蟑螂叫作「小強」,假裝是自己多年的寵物,從此「小強」在香港開始流行。8964 copyright protection46PENANANNRSFLozYu 維尼
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7. 「你是我的巧克力」1991年的愛之味「浪情巧克力」飲料廣告裡,郭富城的經典台詞的廣告;而另一個經典廣告,我想不外乎就是光陽機車DJ-1RR的「誰說我不在乎」和小虎咖啡的「受不了的酷」。8964 copyright protection46PENANAqmcQY11TDq 維尼
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